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Don’t Text Your Ex Happy Birthday

And Other Advice on Love, Sex, and Dating

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Don’t Text Your Ex Happy Birthday

By: Nick Viall
Narrated by: Nick Viall
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About this listen

From celebrity heartthrob, esteemed host of The Viall Files podcast, and adored member of Bachelor Nation Nick Viall comes Don’t Text Your Ex Happy Birthday—a no-holds-barred dating advice audiobook.

With his trademark charm, relationship expertise, and exclusive sex and love Q&A series, Nick guides listeners through topics of love, lust, dating, and heartbreak. Nothing is off limits as he delves into situationships, how to identify a player, and defining healthy love vs. toxic love. Trying to figure out if friends with benefits is worth it? Unsure if they’re really into you? Is the person you’re seeing a walking red flag? Can you come back from being cheated on? Viall is here with all the answers and more.

Filled with stories and one-liners you’ll be texting your friends, Don’t Text Your Ex Happy Birthday is an honest, entertaining, and heartfelt relationship handbook that actually answers the question, “What does it mean when they say … ?”

©2022 by Nick Viall / Published in 2022 by Abrams Image, an imprint of ABRAMS, New York. All rights reserved (P)2022 by Blackstone Publishing Communication & Social Skills Love, Dating & Attraction Personal Development Relationships Dating Happiness Funny Heartfelt

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Found Nick on TikTok and always resonated with his honest advice, which led me to buy this book, him narrating it made it that much more real and effective. He says it how it is, just what you need to hear to make the decision you know is the right one. If you have doubts about dating, a relationship or how to progress one and you need that no BS advice that you are afraid you won’t get from friends or family…get this book!

The advice you need to hear but don’t always get

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Really comprehensive advice about dating and relationships from an experienced author! Would really really recommend.

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