Diary of a Roblox Noob: Treasure Hunt (New Roblox Noob Diaries)

This is Roblox! Or is this Fortnite? This is Roblox Fortnite! To survive, Noob must fight along Sergeant Jonesy - a tough, battle-hardened commando who's faced countless Husks, Lobbers and monsters - and Headhunter, a well-trained urban assault soldier who's only mission is to destroy as many monsters as she can. Does the Roblox Noob have the mental fortitude to survive in the harsh world of Fortnite? It definitely does not seem so! Listen to find out! 

The new heartwarming and hilariously brilliant story, beautifully read by number one best-selling author David Walliams. Dads come in all sorts of shapes and sizes. There are fat ones and thin ones, tall ones and short ones. There are young ones and old ones, clever ones and stupid ones. There are silly ones and serious ones, loud ones and quiet ones. Of course, there are good dads and bad dads.... A high-speed cops and robbers adventure with heart and soul about a father and son taking on the villainous Mr Big - and winning!

Oh no! Noob is sentenced to do “hard time” in one of the toughest prisons in all of Roblox. Run by a no-nonsense kind of guy simply called “The Boss”, this place is the real deal. Only a fool would dare escape it, but our hero is a true noob, so he comes up with a bold plan to break out of jail using trains. Can he ever make it to the other side? 

Noob spawns here, and hopes to land a simple job at the pizza place. He's got simple dreams of just getting a good job and generally just getting by. When he does manage to land the job, he meets his new manager, Kyle E. Frens. His manager looks really nice and friendly, and Noob even meets some new friends like Eduardo the delivery boy. However, all is not as it seems. There are frequent riots in the pizza place, and the manager keeps disappearing. What's really going on and how can Noob put all the pieces together?

Read by David Walliams, with Nitin Ganatra as Raj - listen to David perform these 10 cautionary tales introducing a delightfully dreadful cast of characters. Are you ready to listen to the World’s Worst Children? Five beastly boys and five gruesome girls!