Diary of Mike the Roblox Noob: Murder Mystery 2, Jailbreak, MeepCity, Complete Story

From the phenomenal number-one best seller David Walliams comes another collection of more hilariously horrible children! Just when you thought it was safe to go back to your bookshelf, 10 more horrendously hilarious stories about the absolute worst children ever! From 10-year-old Hank and his endless pranks on his poor, long-suffering family to Tandy and her titanic tantrums, this brand-new collection is the perfect companion to World's Worst Children books 1 and 2 and an ideal gift for the worst children in your life! 

Noob spawns here, and hopes to land a simple job at the pizza place. He's got simple dreams of just getting a good job and generally just getting by. When he does manage to land the job, he meets his new manager, Kyle E. Frens. His manager looks really nice and friendly, and Noob even meets some new friends like Eduardo the delivery boy. However, all is not as it seems. There are frequent riots in the pizza place, and the manager keeps disappearing. What's really going on and how can Noob put all the pieces together?

This is Roblox! Or is this Fortnite? This is Roblox Fortnite! To survive, Noob must fight along Sergeant Jonesy - a tough, battle-hardened commando who's faced countless Husks, Lobbers and monsters - and Headhunter, a well-trained urban assault soldier who's only mission is to destroy as many monsters as she can. Does the Roblox Noob have the mental fortitude to survive in the harsh world of Fortnite? It definitely does not seem so! Listen to find out! 

Oh no! Noob is sentenced to do “hard time” in one of the toughest prisons in all of Roblox. Run by a no-nonsense kind of guy simply called “The Boss”, this place is the real deal. Only a fool would dare escape it, but our hero is a true noob, so he comes up with a bold plan to break out of jail using trains. Can he ever make it to the other side? 

The brilliant follow-up to David Walliams' best seller The World's Worst Children! Ten more stories about a brand-new gang of hilariously horrible kids from everyone's favourite children's author. If you thought you had heard about the world's worst children already, you're in for a rather nasty shock. The beastly boys and gruesome girls in this book are even ruder, even more disgusting and WORSE than you could ever imagine!

When Murph Cooper rocks up to his new school, he can't help but feel a bit out of his depth. And it's not because he's worried about where to sit, and making friends, and fitting in, or not knowing where the loos are. It's because his mum has enrolled him at a school for superheroes by mistake. And unlike his fellow students Murph has no special abilities whatsoever. But just because you don't have superpowers, it doesn't mean you can't save the day....

The Roblox Noob embarks on his greatest adventure yet: to find treasures galore in Roblox Treasure Hunt! Though it won't be as easy as he thought.... After all, Noob will be aided by Cap'n Blunder, who is just like his name sounds - a captain who can't seem to get anything right. Still, together with treasure hunter Tobias Joe, they will do their best to find the legendary treasure promised to each new player in this tropical Roblox server. 

Steve likes to spend his mornings in the NCP village and trade his wheat for emeralds, armor, books, swords, and food. One morning, he finds that Zombies have attacked the villagers. The Zombies have also turned the village blacksmith into a Zombie, leaving Steve without a place to get swords. To protect himself and the few villagers that remain, Steve goes on a quest to mine for 40 diamonds, which are the most powerful mineral in the Overworld.

The new heartwarming and hilariously brilliant story, beautifully read by number one best-selling author David Walliams. Dads come in all sorts of shapes and sizes. There are fat ones and thin ones, tall ones and short ones. There are young ones and old ones, clever ones and stupid ones. There are silly ones and serious ones, loud ones and quiet ones. Of course, there are good dads and bad dads.... A high-speed cops and robbers adventure with heart and soul about a father and son taking on the villainous Mr Big - and winning!

Bianca has never been good at following the plan. She's more of an act-now, deal-with-the-consequences-later kind of person. But consequences can’t be put off forever, as Bianca learns when she and her best friend, Lonnie, are in a terrible car crash. Waking up in the hospital, almost paralyzed by her injuries, Bianca is faced with questions she’s not equipped to answer. She chooses instead to try a new virtual-reality version of Minecraft that responds to her every wish, giving her control over a world at the very moment she thought she’d lost it.