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If We Were Villains Audiobook

If We Were Villains: A Novel

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Publisher's Summary

Oliver Marks has just served 10 years in jail - for a murder he may or may not have committed. On the day he's released, he's greeted by the man who put him in prison. Detective Colborne is retiring, but before he does, he wants to know what really happened a decade ago.

As one of seven young actors studying Shakespeare at an elite arts college, Oliver and his friends play the same roles onstage and off: hero, villain, tyrant, temptress. But when the casting changes, and the secondary characters usurp the stars, the plays spill dangerously over into life, and one of them is found dead. The rest face their greatest acting challenge yet: convincing the police, and themselves, that they are blameless. Intelligent, thrilling, and richly detailed, If We Were Villains is a captivating story of the enduring power and passion of words.

©2017 M. L. Rio (P)2017 Macmillan Audio

What the Critics Say

"Much like Donna Tartt's The Secret History, M. L. Rio's sparkling debut is a richly layered story of love, friendship, and obsession.... If We Were Villains will keep you riveted through its final, electrifying moments." (Cynthia D'Aprix Sweeney, New York Times best-selling author of The Nest)

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  • Ruth Bain
    Orange County, CA
    25/04/17
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    "Slow building tragedy"

    The narration by Robert Petkoff absolutely makes this story emotionally compelling. The plot itself is quite reminiscent of "The Secret History", using Shakespeare and theatre as a backdrop. I found the story a little over-long, especially as the outcome was signaled well before the end. Excellent character development, and Robert Petkoff gave each character a recognizable voice.

    2 of 3 people found this review helpful
  • Donna
    Morristown, TN, United States
    09/05/17
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    "I never write reviews, but..."
    What would have made If We Were Villains better?

    This is a ZERO star story! The characters are terrible, self-involved people and the story is even worse...I just wanted it to be over. I can't get my time back, but I will most certainly ask for my credit back. Nothing can save this book, it belongs in a literary dust bin!


    Would you ever listen to anything by M. L. Rio again?

    NO!


    Who would you have cast as narrator instead of Robert Petkoff?

    No one, not even Jim Dale, could fix what is wrong with this story. It's not the fault of the narrator, the writing is terrible!


    What reaction did this book spark in you? Anger, sadness, disappointment?

    Anger, disappointment and sheer boredom.


    4 of 5 people found this review helpful
  • W Perry Hall
    L.A.
    20/06/17
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    "If I Were a Numb-Skulled Nelly-belled Nincompoop"


    Might Have Been Entitled

    If I Were a Numb-Skulled Nelly-Belled Nincompoop ...
    (But Alas, I Shan't Spoil It for You.)

    2.5 bumped up to 3 for debut novel.

    The book was heavy on histrionics for narrative fiction (as opposed to a play); too predictable to be a mystery novel; definitely too hokey for literary fiction. For example, without warning, the characters in the midst of regular dialogue tend to break into pages of lines from Shakespeare.

    Plus, I just never connected with any of the characters.

    Nevertheless, the story should much please Shakespearean "folly-fallen, foot-lickers," and all fans of soapy suspense.

    5 of 7 people found this review helpful
  • kara lenox
    20/04/17
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    "Wow"

    I loved this roller coaster of a book. The word choice kept me captivated. I don't go crazy over fine art and Shakespeare, though this book had a spell over me with all its passion that made me want too! I highly recommend listening to this gem!

    4 of 6 people found this review helpful
  • Samantha Franco
    texas
    24/06/17
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    " Make it to the end!"

    Pretentious, lofty, and soul achingly heartfelt, Is We Were Villains was both exactly what I expected, and not at all what I thought.
    I like many other reviewers here (perhaps review readers as well) found this book in search of something similar to The Secret History, which I read a few years ago, and have always since cherished. Fans of such novel will, I think, find solace in this book as well.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • hannah
    21/06/17
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    "just wow! "

    guessed the ending early bc I know Shakespeare and was so wrapped up I couldn't put it down. I so, so hoped I was wrong and sobbed silently the last chapter. heart wrenching and beautifully human. a must read!

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • Michael C.
    12/05/17
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    "Thoroughly enjoyed"

    The performance is outstanding and the characters true in their self-absorption and willful disregard for anyone and anything outside their small world. It feels very much like colllege days. The author does an excellent job drawing the reader into their world.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • Kindle Customer
    Sunriver, OR
    27/04/17
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    "Narration OUT of this WORLD"

    The Masterful narration managed to make a full emotional story even more believable. I found myself immersed fully .

    3 of 5 people found this review helpful
  • Lou
    25/04/17
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    "slow start for a non-thesbein but great story"

    I have never read Shakespeare but have a new perspective. Well worth a listen.

    1 of 3 people found this review helpful

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