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Summary

Brilliantly funny, here is teenage-angst author Louise Rennison's fifth book about the confessions of crazy but lovable Georgia Nicolson. Louise is a star on the HarperCollins teenage list.

11.20 a.m. This is my fabulous life:

  • the Sex God left for Whakatane last month and he has taken my heart with him.
  • 11.25 a.m. Not literally of course otherwise there would be a big hole in my nunga-nungas.
  • 11.28 a.m. And also I would be dead. Which quite frankly would be a blessing in disguise.
  • 12.00 p.m. It is soooo boring being brokenhearted! !

But Georgia doesn't remain broken hearted for long: frequent snogging extravaganzas with old flame, Dave the Laugh, and the arrival of jelloid-knee-inducing Italian Stallion, Masimo, mean that Georgia has her work cut out to be the composed sex-kitten that she aspires to be.

Follow Georgia's hilarious antics as she desperately muddles her way through teenage life and all that it entails: make-up disasters, rapidly expanding nunga-nungas, school - urgh, unsympathetic friends, highly embarrassing family (and pets) and, of course, boys.

©2010 HarperCollins Publishers Ltd. (P)2010 HarperCollins Publishers Ltd.

What listeners say about Confessions of Georgia Nicolson (5): '...and that's when it fell off in my hand.'

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  • 01-10-11

Great book!:)

an amazing sequel to the fantastic series.
as a teenage girl, these stories are hilarious!!!!!!!!!! i would recommend these to anyone, the quality is AMAZING and the voice is clear. buy this book!

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love these books

loved this along with anything Louise Rennison does. can't wait to listen to the next in the series