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Summary

You know when you find yourself approaching 30 and your dreams are broken? You've got a temping career going nowhere and a student debt that's mounting, and you've just had to move back into your mum's house.

Then, to top it all off, you get absolutely annihilated with heartbreak because of an ex who is just 'not ready' but then manages to be ready, a week later, with someone else. And it is here, at your lowest point, that one of your best friends decides to remind you that you are the same age as Beyoncé. FML.

Luisa Omielan is a stand-up comedian who turned her life around after she answered the mantra every person needs in their life: What Would Beyoncé Do?!

Hilariously funny, wonderfully uplifting and brutally honest, Luisa's memoir shows us all that there is no situation in which Bey can't save the day.

©2016 Luisa Omielan (P)2016 Random House Audiobooks

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So great. Can't recommend enough

She is so so great. This isn't just for women, or anyone that like biographies. This is a book for anyone that appreciates comedy that is true, the kind that makes you cringe, laugh and nod your head way too enthusiastically on the commute. Brilliant. Thank you Luisa.

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Energetic and inspiring

I absolutely loved this book. Luisa is funny and hugely inspiring. If you have ever struggled, or are struggling in any way, read this book for a brilliant boost of energy.

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Blooming ace.

Fabulous, a brilliant guide through the comedy world articulate and heart breaking however very amusing and I just admire this lady massively. She's ace.

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amazing

loved it so inspiring and well done. Beyonce should be asking what would Luisa do x

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For Fans of Omielan!

I've watched Luisa Omielan live several times and just really love and enjoy her stories. This isn't your typical audiobook, it's very much in her style of comedy (which I think is great!) She does go a hundred miles an hour so it's like listening to a chatty friend word vomit her life story (in a good way). Can't wait for her to release a new show and potentially new audiobook with it!

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Best audio book

This is an audiobook that knows it's an audio book. It shows the comedian at her finest. Cause if this I'm now a fan and want to see her show!!

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Didn't want the book to end!!

Thank you publisher lady for stalking Luisa and convincing her to write a book. But dont stop now, do it again!

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What would Beyoncè do?!

Really enjoyed this book, it was funny, real to life and a brilliant account of how challenging life can be. I also found it empowering and hope that Luisa finds happiness in all areas of her life.

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Sooo good!

I really loved this fast paced and funny rollercoaster of a story. You instantly become her friend.

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Absolutely fantastic

Honest, moving, hilarious and utterly inspiring. Completely relatable and like having a candid chat with your best mate. I love Luisa!

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  • Deidra King
  • 25-07-16

"What do we want?"

Deep and meaningful..... And well this book delivers. Thank you Luisa for taking me on such an emotional roller coaster. I'm so glad that I picked up this audio version because I loved that it felt you were reading right to me! I loved the character accents and I secretly (well not so secret now) hope that they actually talk like that! This book made me laugh and smile like an idiot driving so thanks for that too.

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  • Aden
  • 15-03-18

Really just bad.

Poorly written, not funny for a comedienne. Half assed attempt at her own biography. Nothing to do with Beyonce or what Beyonce would do. Just a surfacey events catalog of her failed attempts at stardom. A part by part of every excruciating detail of a Mediocre person's mediocre attempts at landing a non mediocre job. I listened hard to try to gain some insight. Anything....Nothing. So dry. It was just all" first I went here and did that. Then this happened, I did this and that, next t his, after that. Then that happened. Then this then that."I wrote more interesting book reports in 2nd grade Yawn.

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  • Mani
  • 21-01-18

Hilarious inspiring a favorite

Highly recommend this funny inspirational work.
Some bits are problematic cuz of Bey exploitation but that aside i love it and i feel the author would be open to convo about it. Soooo creative and well done!

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  • ncmrigirl
  • 25-08-16

Good bio

I enjoyed hearing your story Keep working hard ! You're funny as hell ! You're bound to make it big !