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Orconomics: A Satire Audiobook

Orconomics: A Satire: The Dark Profit Saga, Book 1

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Publisher's Summary

Professional heroes kill and loot deadly monsters every day, but Gorm Ingerson's latest quest will be anything but business as usual.

The adventuring industry drives the economy of Arth, a world much like our own but with more magic and fewer vowels. Monsters' hoards are claimed, bought by corporate interests, and sold off to plunder funds long before the Heroes' Guild actually kills the beasts. Of course, that's a terrible arrangement for the Shadowkin; orcs, goblins, kobolds, and their ilk must apply for to become Noncombatant Paper Carriers (or NPCs) to avoid being killed and looted by heroes.

When Gorm Ingerson, a Dwarven ex-hero with a checkered past, stands up for an undocumented goblin, he inadvertently singles himself out for recruitment by a prophet of the mad goddess to undertake a suicidal quest. But there's more to Gorm's new job than an insane prophecy: powerful corporations and governments have shown an unusual interest in the quest. If his party of eccentric misfits can stop fighting each other long enough to recover the Elven Marbles, Gorm might be able to turn a bad deal into a golden opportunity.

©2014 John Zachary Pike (P)2016 John Zachary Pike

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    Astrid Deacon 22/01/2017
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    "Absolutely loved this book!"

    As a roleplayed I fully appreciated the characters & their higinks. A great story and well narrated, can't wait for book 2 to be released!!!

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    Ahmed 30/03/2017
    Ahmed 30/03/2017 Member Since 2016
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    "really a good book"

    Loved the world building, loved every character in the book, loved the narration too can't wait for the second book..

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  • James Caulfield
    South Hampton, NH USA
    02/01/17
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    "High Fantasy meets Economics- hilarity ensues"
    Would you listen to Orconomics: A Satire again? Why?

    Yes, I absolutely would. I really enjoyed the Pratchett-like mash-up of high fantasy, personal story development, humor and meticulous world-building. Replay value will be high on this, as a) it is genuinely funny without being "comedy haha." b) The economics check out. Orconomics isn't just pithy titling- it's the underpinning and motivating force in this world (and in truth, in every world). c) Despite the fact that the characters are ostensibly D&D player characters rendered into literature, they all delightfully both display and break every trope in the book. They are also refreshingly multidimensional and unpredictable. I can't break down specifics about how and why without giving away major plot points you truly want to have unfold in proper order- so I'll just stop here and endorse with a much vaunted "5 out of 5 elephants."


    Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

    made me laugh out loud numerous times. Had to set down the stuff I was doing while I was listening 'til I could continue.


    Any additional comments?

    As a card carrying fantasy nerd and classically trained economist, this book scratches multiple sweet spots for me. Bravo sirrah.

    17 of 17 people found this review helpful
  • EyeDeKay
    21/02/17
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    "Holy shit"

    I was hoping for a great book. I got a phenomenal one instead. The narrator is great, the writing is excellent, the characters feel real and have real problems. The economy is not ignored and plays a role in the story. It's well thought out and makes logical sense. Would definitely recommend.

    9 of 9 people found this review helpful
  • Amazon Customer
    20/01/17
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    "Amazing!"

    Best book I've listened to in a long time. Incredible performance. I loved the voice of the goblin. Can't wait for the next one.

    8 of 8 people found this review helpful
  • Eric delaine Currin
    RED OAK, IOWA, US
    19/01/17
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    "nice change of adventuring views"

    (spoiler free review) this book had me chuckling and there are some pokes at modern terms mixed in that I did not see coming, only to chuckle once I was in on the joke. there are many little jokes hidden behind the more obvious jabs, all wrapped up in well written humor and a great story to boot.

    The story - which I was honestly figuring to be a throw away story initially - turned out to be one of my more engrossing reads of the last few years. It had a solid plot, a decent set of twists, and a likable cast of characters.

    It was funny when it needed to be, and yet surprisingly serious when the story called for it.

    what threw me off the most was how sensible the story flowed. Characters did things with a reason and had reasons for everything they did, which is something that is actually pretty hard to accomplish in writing. It can be even harder when trying to work around lingo, something the author has done masterfully here.

    The audio was performed by a reader who really felt invested in the story, who cared about making each character memorable without overshadowing the others in any scene. And of making even the most garbled of dialects understandable and fun.

    in short, I will be picking up any of this series I can find and I eagerly await the next audiobook ! I would recommend to anyone who likes the fantasy genre, whether for a laugh or for a good story. No doubt this has both!

    11 of 12 people found this review helpful
  • Ben
    United States
    13/02/17
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    "Awesome! Highly recommend"

    If you know some economics and details of the recent financial crisis, bits of this will be even funnier, but it's hilarious anyway. Excellently created characters that you want to discover more about. At times their development seems to jump forward suddenly, but it was a minor quibble. Can't wait to buy the next book!

    4 of 4 people found this review helpful
  • Ann
    Durham, NC, United States
    22/01/17
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    "Dwarves and orcs and elves and more, OH My!"

    Disclaimer: I am not a gamer, but I have a great appreciation for satire and fantasy. I am sure the gamers get more of the inside jokes. Nevertheless, I really enjoyed this saga, and was disappointed that because the author has a separate work life, the sequel is not available. I read a lot of fantasy and science fiction, and listen to more. This was one the the more enjoyable. I didn't necessarily laugh out loud, but I did snicker often. I appreciated the gentle life lessons along the adventure road; the flaws of the Heroes; and the amoral economics of the Questing nation. Buy and listen, you won't regret it.

    14 of 16 people found this review helpful
  • John Williams
    Charlotte, NC
    24/12/16
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    "A fun romp"

    There have been a number of this humorous takes on the D&D / Warcraft type universe. Many that focus on the world as a game and others that simple borrow game mechanics but give them a logical consistency in the world of the story. This is one that keeps it own logical consistency. Characters get XP and level up but its done through membership in a guild etc. for example.

    I have read quite a few of this general theme, and quite like J. Zachary Pike's take on the sub genre. The story is interesting, the humor is pleasing. There is one seen about "Aggressive sales tactics" that had me laughing loud enough to get funny looks from my wife.

    Overall I quite enjoyed the book and would recommend it to anyone looking for a fun ride.

    8 of 9 people found this review helpful
  • Seth
    20/02/17
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    "Amazingly done"

    This book was was a beautiful blend of modern economic worry and fantasy adventure. As a tabletop gamer I adored the inclusion of the old adventurers wisdom and tropes.

    2 of 2 people found this review helpful
  • Logan
    18/02/17
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    "Never have I laughed at economics this way."

    This book adds humor in smart ways and makes the economic tones make story sence more then just having a gimic to make it interesting it adds so much to already great story.

    2 of 2 people found this review helpful
  • Andrew
    ALLEN, TX, United States
    12/02/17
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    "Not so surprising twist"

    Spoilers

    In chapter one, I thought,"I hope this isn't going to be yet another story where we're supposed to be surprised the light side are diabolical villains."

    It was.

    It's just too predictable at this point. Elves are vapid racist idiots. The orcs are misunderstood hard working honorable innocents. The heroes guild are amoral bloodthirsty pillagers. The king in the light lands is staging a genocide for financial gain. Best of all, paladins are deceitful manipulators working to betray former comrades to usher in an age of war and murder, for profit.

    The portions of the book that are a send up of the D&D style adventuring tropes are funny, but we get pitched a plot twist that's such a common inversion that it's become a tired worn out trope.

    2 of 2 people found this review helpful

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