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I'm Sorry I Haven't a Christmas Clue

By: Tim Brooke-Taylor, Humphrey Lyttelton, Barry Cryer, Graeme Garden
Narrated by: Tim Brooke-Taylor, Barry Cryer, Graeme Garden
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Summary

You'd better watch out, you'd better not cry, you'd better not pout, I'm telling you why: here, for the first time on audio, is the acclaimed, award-winning Christmas 'Clue' special I'm Sorry I Haven't a Christmas Carol.

Originally broadcast on Christmas Day 2003, the I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue Players present their unique interpretation of Dickens' A Christmas Carol, starring Humphyre Lyttelton as Ebenezer Scrumph, Colin Sell as his downtrodden assistant Crotchet, and Graeme Garden, Tim Brooke-Taylor, and Barry Cryer as the Ghosts of Christmas Future, Present, and P*ssed. This Yuletide extravaganza is not to be missed.

Plus, there's a generous stockingful of silly games and pointless revelry from the merry gentlemen of the Clue team, including some memorable moments from the much-missed Willie Rushton. Join them for a feast of festive fun with all the seasonal trimmings!

©2004 BBC Worldwide Ltd (P)2004 BBC Worldwide Ltd

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Hilarious first part

Very funny beginning, amazing wit by all on the show, but let down by a mediocre second half. Worth the money for the first show alone.

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Classic Christmas radio listening!

I'm Sorry I Haven't A Christmas Carol is one of the finest Christmas radio comedies a person could hope to listen to

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Simply brilliant.

Hilarious. Love the old format... Samantha, Lionel etc. Listen time and again and still laugh. BBC radio 4 at its best.

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<br />What's not to like?

Nice selection of classic ISIHAC seasonal shows. Always brings a smile to my face.p whatever my mood.

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Great Christmas Listen

I really enjoy this every single year and every single year it makes me laugh out loud!

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Great fun

Really enjoyable way to spend an afternoon relaxin, good honest silly fun. Corny, innuendo and pun ridden you just can't help but smile

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Always entertaining (1st part anyway)

Sadly I agree with the other reviewer who said first part was good but subsequent episodes were average, even Stephen Fry couldn't make it funnier. I enjoyed it but its not the teams best offerings.

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excellent christmas special

Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

yes I would recommend this to anyone who loves I'm sorry I haven't a clue

What other book might you compare I'm Sorry I Haven't a Christmas Clue to, and why?

probably any of the I'm sorry I haven't a clue audiobooks

What about the narrators’s performance did you like?

Humphrey Lyttleton's comic timing as he plays the main character scrooge

If you made a film of this book, what would be the tag line be?

funniest version of A Christmas Carol ever

Any additional comments?

anyone who loves I'm sorry I haven't a clue will love this. It's got the story of Scrooge combined with the games they play in a normal episode

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Brings Dickens Christmas Carol to life

What did you like best about this story?

Humph, the team and a few special guests bring all the old favourite rounds into the Christmas Carol, with Scrooge and all the other characters. Do not wait until Christmas to listen.

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Simply Magic!

This may be nearly 10 years old but it is as fresh and funny as the day it was first broadcast. I originally bought it in cassette form, then upgraded to CD and now mp3 for my ipod. That's how much I enjoy listening to it. Full of traditional Clue fun this is a must for any fan of the show and ideal for those new to the genre. Right from the outset the laughs come quickly even when you've heard it time and time again. To give your a clue (pun intended) as to how good this is, I even bought additional CDs for friends and family and have a copy in my car for long journeys. I never tire of this and neither will you.

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