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F-ck Whales: Also Families, Poetry, Folksy Wisdom and You

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Publisher's Summary

A collection of satirical, crass, comedic essays from famed Internet personality and New York Times best-selling author Maddox of the infamous website The Best Page in the Universe.

In this third book from Maddox, the reigning king of Internet satire, delivers a collection of humorous, unapologetic essays in the same voice that propelled him into comedic stardom. With all-new material, F-ck Whales doesn't fail to deliver on his personal brand of satire, complete with self-promotion, petty rants, and brilliant essays on anything and everything Maddox deems worthy of his ire.

©2017 Maddox (P)2017 Simon & Schuster, Inc.

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  • Ryan
    18/10/17
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    "#dicklies"

    A terrible book from a dead/irrelevant internet "celebrity". How long is it going to be before Maddox disavows chapters in this book because he's retroactively offended by them?

    7 of 10 people found this review helpful
  • Julianne Nelson
    27/12/17
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    "This is so dumb!"

    I was hoping this would be clever and funny. It was neither. Very disappointed. I couldn’t even finish it.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • CjActual
    OCEANSIDE, CALIFORNIA, United States
    06/12/17
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    "Fuck this book"

    Fuck this book and fuck this review. It's a great read. Read it like a dictionary of contrary-ism.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • AMB
    22/10/17
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    "It's OK. "

    Been a fan of Maddox since the late 90's. First half of the book is classic Maddox and very funny. Second half of the book seems to take a nose dive into social justice conversation points. It is well written and I am sure others will love it. Just not my type of book.

    2 of 4 people found this review helpful
  • Timothy Changstein
    Sydney
    21/10/17
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    "Not even a sensible chuckle."

    Maddox is a one-note joke that only autists laugh at.
    He is fucking clown shoes. If he were real, I'd beat the shit out of him for being so stupid.

    4 of 8 people found this review helpful
  • D W
    17/10/17
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    "F*ck Reviews"

    Worth it just to hear the publisher's classical music and voiceover actress say the title

    2 of 8 people found this review helpful
  • Ismail Cherri
    26/10/17
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    "Excellent essay "

    I loved it and fuck you if you didn't. Having Maddox ranting in my ears for more than 4 hours was both entertaining and enlightening.

    0 of 2 people found this review helpful
  • Esteban Torre
    27/10/17
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    "F*ck you too."

    Liked it, maybe some points were a little weak. That's most likely due overexposure to Ruckas arguments.

    0 of 4 people found this review helpful
  • Amazon Customer
    27/10/17
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    "Yes"

    YES YES YES YES YES YES

    THANK you, NO problem.
    (P.S. It's hidden in the liquor cabinet)

    0 of 4 people found this review helpful

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