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Artifice

By: Eric Bickernicks
Narrated by: Eric Bickernicks
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Summary

Would you like a couch with that painting?

Obscurity is a way of life for Gavin Vonn Getch, a painter who works at a frame shop in a small New England town. His life changes when billionaire Gary Eastman enters his shop and becomes the ultimate patron: a lifetime commission for all his work in exchange for a crap-load of money.

Some of his artist buddies envy him and others think he's sold out. Curious as to where his paintings are being displayed, he makes a trip to the DLC headquarters, where a shocking discovery forces him to reevaluate his deal with Eastman and his identity as an artist.

Why does an artist create? What alternatives are there to completely selling out? Is there no genius - only marketing? The book is a satirical and sometimes surreal look at the art world.

The book is read by the author, along with 40 different voice actors for each of the different characters. This is not a radio drama, there are no annoying sound effects or distracting background ambiance. The dialogue in the animated book trailer was created from this audiobook.

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©2016 Eric Bickernicks (P)2017 Eric Bickernicks
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Truly Hysterical ,Smart and a great storty to boot

Truly hysterical ,If you are feeling blue then I recommend you set this to play ,kick back relax and get ready to laugh until you fall over .The mystery comedy combo will have you intrigued and in fits of laughter.This book is truly unique.Eric Bickernicks' mind must be a wonderful place to be.He was a fantastic narrator too !I recommend it to anyone looking for a thoroughly enjoyable listen.
I was voluntarily provided this free review copy audiobook by the author, narrator, or publisher.I received this title for free in exchange for an unbiased review.As always this is my honest opinion.

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