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Apocrypha Now

By: Mark Russell, Shannon Wheeler
Narrated by: James Urbaniak
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Summary

Mark Russell & Shannon Wheeler's faithful yet irreverent approach to the Bible made their book God Is Disappointed in You a modern cult classic. Now, by popular demand, they turn their attention to the best parts left out of the canonical Bible, including the Midrash, the Apocrypha, Gnostic Gospels, and more! And if you thought the Bible had some weird stuff in it....

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©2016 Mark Russell and Shannon Wheeler (P)2016 Audible, Inc.

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So funny and yet accurate

I really enjoyed these series, together with God is dissapointed in you. Both are entertaining, funny and leave you wanting more. Very impressed with the reader.
Hopefully the author will cover more religious books, although the cartoons might not be always appropriate...

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Devoted narrator!

Absolutely amazing performance by the narrator. It adds so much more to the experience! This is a great follow up to the author´s previous audio book. I would not recommend this if you do not have a faint clue of the bible (stories). If you are new to the Bible, and want to have a laugh, get the first book. Want to have a bit more info on some books and go deep in missing Bible books, then get this!

Absolutely recommended!

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love these

i love this and God is Disappointed. had me laughing out loud multiple times and even paraphrased it at times to people.

cant wait for the third one on the Qu'ran...actually no, don't do that one. Be a bit dangerous, especially if you include the cartoon companion book too🤣

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Not for me!!!!!

As a Christian I did not enjoy this book, I deleted it without listening to it all. I felt the profanities were unacceptable and a mockery of the bible.

If you want to have a laugh and not take the bible seriously then maybe you will enjoy it but if you really want to study and have a more understanding then maybe it’s not for you.

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