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  • Funny Christmas Jokes for Kids
  • By: Johnny B. Laughing
  • Narrated by: Wes Super
  • Length: 17 mins
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Christmas Jokes

By: Johnny B. Laughing
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Summary

Kids are sure to love these hilarious holiday jokes from the world-renowned jokester and comedian, Johnny B. Laughing! This super silly and funny audiobook is great for children to listen aloud with friends and family. Makes a perfect travel companion and keeps children entertained!

Jokes from this funny book....

Q: Why is it so cold at Christmas? A: Because it's in Decembrrr!

Ha ha!

Q: Who delivers cat Christmas presents? A: Santa Paws!

LOL!

Q: What does Santa say when he is sick? A: OH OH NO!

Ha ha!

Q: What does Santa call that reindeer with no eyes? A: No-eyed-deer!

LOL!

Q: What nationality is Santa Claus? A: North Polish!

Ha ha!

Q: What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus? A: Crisp Cringle!

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©2014 Johnny B. Laughing (P)2017 Johnny B. Laughing
Christmas Humor Literature & Fiction
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Stocking fulla laughs.

I recieved this book via a promo code and this is my voluntary review.

My 7 year old neice loved this audiobook, she kept repeating her favorite punnys to family and friends.

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