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Chickens, Mules and Two Old Fools
- Narrated by: Jilly Bond
- Series: Old Fools, Book 1
- Length: 7 hrs and 33 mins
- Unabridged Audiobook
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Summary
If Joe and Vicky had known what relocating to a tiny mountain village in Andalucía would really be like, they might have hesitated.
They can have no idea of the culture shock in store for them...no idea they'll become reluctant chicken farmers and own the most dangerous cockerel in Spain...no idea they'll help capture a vulture and be rescued by a mule.
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- Anonymous User
- 10-03-22
amazing
Loved this book and the narrating was fabulous, I will now be purchasing the other two books to follow Vicki and Joe's adventures.
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- andrew
- 29-11-20
living in Spain and wish to go rural
loved it. moved recently to Spain so glad to read a more Spanish choice of Life.
great book well written and enjoyable
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- Kathleen M Phillips
- 22-07-20
Bring a little sunshine to your life
What a lovely audiobook! I have listened to (and the next two in the series) it more than once now, as it's just such good fun following the characters and adventures in Victoria Twead's stories! Each time I listen, I feel as if I've been transported to a small village in Spain for a little while. Such a joy!!
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- lilly clarissa
- 04-03-19
Enjoyable
Only grumble I have with this book is there are a few bits of bad language but I understand why they are there.
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- Lisa Woodward
- 31-01-21
Absolutely Delightful and Funny!
I listened to this book driving back and forth to work. I laughed out loud so many times at this delightful story. This book is very amusing and a refreshing read. The narrator of this book is very enjoyable to listen to and love her many voices. Considering the crazy and stressful past year, I highly recommend this book to anyone wanting to read a lighthearted and funny story.
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