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Cemetery Closing (Everything Must Go)

An Andrew Mayhem Thriller, Book 5

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Cemetery Closing (Everything Must Go)

By: Jeff Strand
Narrated by: Joe Hempel
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About this listen

The long-awaited fifth book in the wildly popular series of horror/comedy novels featuring Andrew Mayhem!

As a stay-at-home dad taking care of triplets, Andrew Mayhem's days of getting into wild adventures are over. His life is measured in diaper changes. Sleep has become an abstract concept, something oft-discussed with his wife, Helen, but rarely experienced.

So, when internet celebrity explorer Percival Longshore asks Andrew and his best friend, Roger, to travel with him on a good old-fashioned treasure hunt, Andrew laughs off the idea. He can't even watch 10 consecutive minutes of a movie, much less fly to the rain forest in South America to see if an old map is accurate.

The base pay is generous, the potential reward is astronomical, and Percival assures him that he will be in absolutely no danger. After Helen gives her blessing for Andrew to leave for a few days, he finds himself on a small motorboat on the Amazon River seeking his fortune. Maybe this adventure really will be different.

When they pass a skinned body tied to a pole, Andrew realizes that nothing has changed.

"Once again, Jeff Strand creates the perfect balance of horror and comedy. Given the stressful times we are living in, I can’t think of a better escape than a few hours with Andrew Mayhem." (Signal Horizon)

©2020 Jeff Strand (P)2021 Jeff Strand
Horror Literature & Fiction Scary Comedy Adventure Funny

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