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  • By: Jonathan Ross
  • Narrated by: Jonathan Ross
  • Length: 2 hrs and 8 mins
  • 3.7 out of 5 stars (28 ratings)
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Why Do I Say These Things?

By: Jonathan Ross
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Summary

Why are Jonathan's dogs such a cheap date?
Why is it important to wear underwear while fixing a boiler?
Why did Jonathan accidentally proposition his optician?
And why did he fall in love with a deep sea diver?
Why?

Because this is Jonathan Ross. And nothing is out of bounds when it comes to talking about life as he knows it. From sex and pugs to fashion and fame, Jonathan holds forth as only he can. This sharply observed, laugh-out-loud, outrageous listen will leave you asking just one question . . . Why didn¿t he write it sooner?
©2008 Jonathan Ross (P)2008 Random House Audiobooks
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Laugh out loud

Oh this was very funny to listen to on the train. My sudden guffaws brought some very strange looks from fellow passengers and I wished I could have shared it with them.
Jonathan Ross is terribly funny in this audio book, added by his voice providing all the commentary. Very enjoyable. If your sense of humour laughs at 'Diamond Bus Passes' :) you will laugh out loud on this listen and understand my reference by the time you get to the end of the book.

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Funny and informative

I do like Jonathan Ross and find his anecdotes funny, there are a lot here and some subjects you can relate to. Well worth a listen and would recommend.

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It was Ok

Was looking forward to hearing about his guests along with his life. It was Ok.

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