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The Amazing Book Is Not on Fire

By: Dan Howell,Phil Lester
Narrated by: Dan Howell,Phil Lester
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Summary

Take a trip inside the absurdly entertaining minds of internet superstars, Dan and Phil. Hilariously compelling and highly original, this audiobook gives additional insight into the workings of their minds with personal anecdotes and amusing stories that will delight their avid fans.

If you found The Amazing Book is Not on Fire at least mildly interesting, or even if you didn't read it at all, then you will LOVE our audiobook! Not only do you get us sensually narrating the whole thing in your ears, but there are over three hours of exclusive behind-the-scenes commentary on the book, and irrelevant Dan and Phil banter straight from our mouths to your ears! Who doesn't want that? Okay, that came out kind of weird, but trust us you'll like it. I guess we have to rephrase the blurb..?

In this AUDIObook is a world. An AUDIOworld created by two awkward guys who share their lives on the internet! We are Dan and Phil and we invite you on a journey inside our minds THROUGH YOUR EARS! From reading the stories of our actual births, to verbally exploring Phil’s teenage diary and pontificating about all the reasons why Dan’s a fail. Learn how to draw the perfect cat whiskers, get aural advice on how to make YouTube videos and How Will This Quiz Work discover which of our dining chairs represents you emotionally. With everything from what we text each other, to the time we met One Direction and what really happened in Vegas... This is The Amazing AUDIO Book Is Not On Fire!

This is The Amazing Book Is Not On Fire!

©2015 Dan Howell and Phil Lester (P)2015 Random House Audiobooks

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too good

What made the experience of listening to The Amazing Book Is Not on Fire the most enjoyable?

except dan can't read his own handwriting smh wyd get ur lyf 2gther wth wow

Who was your favorite character and why?

erm dan and phil wyd audible

What about Dan Howell and Phil Lester ’s performance did you like?

well im so far up their ass anyway it could have been crap (which it wasnt) and i would still listen

If you made a film of this book, what would be the tag line be?

cinnamon roll and meme: take on the world

Any additional comments?

erm no wth go away

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HOW

How have they made the audible book even better than the actual book?! Ahhh help me, these two dorks are amazing at everything (pun intended) they are so inspirational and I just spent my whole morning listening to this, I have no regrets ❤️

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Just Awesome

Just filled with amazingness!! Best 5 hours of my life!! Also narrated by the actual authors in their typical unique style! Again amazing!! Thanks for making this guys and for being in our lives!

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Congratulations!

I'm so proud of Dan and Phil ♡ I feel like this audio book really brought TABINOF together. It made it genuine and real. All of the extra bants were amazing and I couldn't have wished for anything better. So, so proud of you boys! Thank you 😁

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Great! Loved it!

Funny, interesting and I really enjoyed listening to Dan and Phil discussing and reading the book.

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Amazing.

There's nothing to dislike. Everything was perfect.
Thank you so much.
I recommend this to the whole fandom of Dan and Phil.

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Wow

Loved it. Laughed so much to many stories. Will recommend this to everyone! Well done guy's!

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amazing

Best book. A nice continuation from the main book. Well done phan. Nice trailer too :)

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Swimming Pool Headache

By all means buy this if you like these people and have already listened to them on the net/radio.

If, like me, you have never heard of them but fancy a comedy audiobook, I'd recommend trying a different one unless you're the sort of person who likes the sound of your local swimming pool at half term. You'll get the same experience and headache listening to this.

I like to think I have a good sense of humour- I love Curb, Peep, arrested development, loved the Ricky Gervais podcasts, but this had to be deleted. If only I'd bought the book instead of the audiobook, I could have actually set it on fire.

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incredible

I loved the bonus content in this version, nice job guys. Such a great book :)

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