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 “How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.”
—Elizabeth Barrett Browning, 1850

“How do I hate thee? How much time do you have?”

—Joan Rivers, today, about two-ish
Joan Rivers is a groundbreaking, award-winning, internationally renowned entertainment goddess. She’s also opinionated—especially when it comes to people she hates. Like people who think giving birth is a unique achievement. Or well-adjusted, a.k.a. boring, ex-child stars who don’t even have a decent addiction.

With all of her diverse experiences, it stands to reason that Joan has seen, done, said, and heard a lot of hateful things. Thank god, she took notes.

Here—uncensored and totally uninhibited—she give the best of her worst to First Ladies, closet cases, hypocrites, Hollywood, feminists, and overrated historical figures. And even when letting herself have it, Joan doesn’t hold back in this honest, unabashedly hilarious love letter to the hater in all of us.

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Praise for I Hate Everyone...Starting with Me

“More punch lines per paragraph than any book I’ve read in years.”—The New York Times

“Often hilarious, often shocking, totally politically incorrect.”—Liz Smith

“She holds nothing back.”—The Washington Post

“An entertaining rant...The only thing missing is the sound of a drumroll and cymbals to feel as though one is sitting in a nightclub watching a live comedy marathon...A raucous, biting look at life.”—Kirkus Reviews

“Nobody, but nobody, can hate like Joan Rivers. It is a gift. It is also shocking, the things she makes us laugh at...Joan Rivers is extraordinary, but she's not for the easily offended—or for anyone who gets offended at all.”—People
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loved this book right from the get go. some genuinely laugh out loud moments especially on public transport which makes people look at you like you are nuts. would recommend this if your feeling low and need a good pick me up.

brill from start to finish

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I hope people know that this is meant as a comedy not 100% true however I would assume some of it is, nevertheless it was a great book and very funny some parts I even thought to myself I dislike that too. just fab every bit of it

another great book from an amazing lady.

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I laughed out loud in parts .very funny . Must remember not to take parts seriously though . She sees the funny side of most things

Very funny in true joan style

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this is a humorous book to be taken with a grain of salt. I liked.

gotta love Joan.

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Loved this audiobook, finished it in 2 days I also hate asking old people how they are!!

RIP Miss Rivers.

Lots to agree with!!

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