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Be a Perfect Person in Just Three Days!

By: Stephen Manes
Narrated by: Ric Chetter
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Summary

Is it possible? Can an ordinary human being really become a perfect person in three short days?

Milo Crinkley thought so. What gave him the idea was a book that fell on his head one day at the library - a book with the impressive title Be a Perfect Person in Just Three Days! The author, Dr. K. Pinkerton Silverfish, did look kind of weird, but he claimed to be the world's leading authority on perfection.

Milo took the book home and followed its instructions. He liked the idea of being perfect. Perfect people never had their parents nag at them. Perfect people never had to take the blame for rotten tricks their sisters played. Perfect people never needed erasers. Perfect was obviously the perfect thing to be!

Did Milo become a perfect person in just three days? More important, can you?

Do you think we're going to answer all your questions here when we want you to read this hilarious book?

Winner of five kid-voted statewide awards!

California Young Reader Medal

Charlie May Simon Award (Arkansas)

Georgia Children's Book Award

Nene Award (Hawaii)

Sunshine State Award (Florida)

©1982 Stephen Manes (P)2020 Stephen Manes

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