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At Night She Cries, While He Rides His Steed

Narrated by: Ross Patterson
Length: 6 hrs and 23 mins
Categories: Fiction, Sagas
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Summary

Saint James Street James is a tall, extremely muscular, 32-year-old man whose attributes and possessions include a mind stronger than Socrates on acid; a magnificent horse he loves more than anything in the world; a package so large that it requires a signature; a beautiful, passionate wife with a rack so perfect it belongs on a billiard table; a shit ton of children; and his own personal gold mine. His life, set in 1849 against the backdrop of the California gold rush, is one long parade of amazing sex, dynamite montages, and whiskey. But when the Schlager Brothers come to town, so too comes the end of the good times. St. James is forced to defend everything that matters to him. God help anyone who stands in his way.

©2015 Ross Patterson (P)2015 Dreamscape Media, LLC

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Masterpiece

I was laughing, crying and masturbating the entire time it truly is a masterpiece I never even knew that was possible

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Funniest book I've ever listened to

I said it all in the title. Apart from I can't wait for the squeal

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  • Andrew
  • 24-06-16

WTF!!

Funny as hell!! Can't wait to see range 15. Ross is funny as hell, not for the easily offended!

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  • Amazon Customer
  • 29-11-18

beautiful

lovely romance for men. I can not wait for the sequels Ross is an angel and a genius.

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  • Jim "The Impatient"
  • 28-09-16

RELAX, IT'S NOT GAY

PUN INTENDED
St. James Street James (named after a spot on the Monopoly Board), is the kind of guy EVERY MAN WANTS TO BE LIKE. I thought the book was funny from the get go, but was worried the first couple of hours that there would be no plot. Then when his son named TOTALLY MEXICO, often referred to as TOTALLY FUCKING MEXICO, was killed, all of a sudden there was a plot. The story and main character grew on me to the point that I was laughing out loud and interested in how it was going to end.

YOU GIVE THOSE WHORES AN INCH, THEY WANT THE OTHER SEVEN.
This is filled with lots of sex and lots of foul language. The sex is often and explicit.

I THEN KICKED HIS DEAD BODY, BECAUSE WHY THE FUCK NOT
Most of the blood and gore is not that explicit, but I did catch myself cringing a couple of times

WHOEVER SAID MONEY CAN'T BUY HAPPINESS, WAS OBVIOUSLY FUCKING POOR.
The author is the narrator and he does a great job, sounds like a crew of people.

I'M NOT GOING TO APOLOGIZE FOR BEING A MAN
I have OLD MAN STRENGTH and I really liked this sophomoric, politically incorrect, roll on the ground funny book. If you got the BALLS to get this book and love it, than you will also want to check out, Pandora's Box, by Jack Iceflo Jackson.

IT'S GO TIME!!

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  • Rick Crouch
  • 21-12-18

The funniest book ever! The cast was incredible!

This was the funniest book ever. So good, I had to listen a second time.

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  • Dad of Bomber the Dog
  • 14-11-18

Best ever novel for guys...

You will be happily surprised by the voice acting, character building and pure entertainment. Ross and Jessie are amazing. You’re welcome for their service!

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  • Jeremiah L.F.
  • 06-11-18

really enjoyed this book

if guys drive big trucks to compensate for having a Snell dick, the guy that wrote this book has the smallest dick in the world. it is truly hilarious and outrageous. looking forward to part 2 and however many more come after that.

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  • Jon
  • 31-10-18

Best Damn Book Ever!

If you haven’t listened to this book then you are a fool. Download this thing and listen to it. Again and again!

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  • Amazon Customer
  • 08-10-18

The kind of book that makes you want to go to a brothel

This book was fantastic. It gave me hope in the future of novels. I’m so thrilled for the next book and the rest of the series.

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  • Michael Scott Dietrick
  • 14-08-18

funniest book ever!! great for commute

narration was AMAZING. made me look forward to my commute everyday. got me excited about audio books

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  • Cathy C
  • 29-06-18

Really Bad Book!

This book is just stupid. I do not offend easily but this book is just junk. I read lots of audiobooks and never found even one closely as much of a waste of space. Totally crass language that isn't off color, or humorous, or erotic, all I can think of is stupid.

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