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A Zombie Bit Myffanie
- Narrated by: Taff Girdlestone, Noni Lewis, Emma Clarke
- Length: 5 hrs
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Dear God a zombie bit Myffaine!
All merry hell breaks loose and life as we know it is in danger of being snuffed out from the planet on what is otherwise not too bad of a Tuesday.
Barry and Myffanie have to negotiate a Zombie apocalypse in an effort to save the market value of the house they bought in Ptthwit five years ago.
An accident in a nearby cosmetics laboratory has unleashed a zombie horde onto the village, one that may take over the entire planet if they don't stop it, or worse completely wipe out the extra value Barry's Garage extension put onto their property.
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- Lee
- 02-01-22
So funny
I love zombie books and I love even more those that are different this book certainly is. I won’t say too much but from the get go I’ve laughter till I cried and Myffanie the more so!
It’s really well read and it’s set in wales and int includes a cosmetic factory and a talking rack of lamb and sausages plus the cows. Read it and see :)
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- Daniel Lawson
- 30-08-23
Awesomeness
This is an awesome book from start to finish. Narration is perfect. The story is incredible. Definitely enjoyed my self
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- John Marsden
- 24-05-22
Zombie High Jinnx
This story is crazy, it's funny and out of this world. The characters are brilliant if the main 2 are totally daft. One of the funniest books I have ever read despite the subject. My favourite characters have got to be the cows! LOL! Highly recommended.
I was kindly given a copy of the book by the author and leave this honest and voluntary review.
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- Kevin Cannon
- 27-02-22
Laugh? I Nearly Wet Myself
When an explosion occurs in a cosmetics factory in a small town in the welsh valleys it unleashes a zombie apocalypse on the unsuspecting residents. This is the story of Barry and Myffanie’s struggle to escape and to save the town from destruction.
Laugh out loud funny from start to finish. Simon Carr has accurately captured the British/Welsh sense of humour with the arguing and bickering between the main characters whilst weaving it into a farcical plot that keeps you entertained throughout.
I loved the cows
The narrator fits perfectly with the story and helps to bring it to life with welsh accents that make full use of the dialog.
This is definitely one of the author’s best titles
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- undeadcelt
- 22-01-22
Fanbloodytastic 💖
Best zombie story ever I couldn't stop laughing and I scared my dog lol exquisite workmanship, characters, and exquisite narration by Noni Lewis and Emma Clake, Taff Girdlestone will definitely be purchasing more
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- Fred Jones
- 25-09-21
Laugh out loud lunacy with superb narration
I loved this. It is rude, crude and hilarious, who doesn't love Zombies, Welsh Villages stuck in the past, mad soldiers, talking farm animals and two of the dumbest heroes in history. Loved the writing and especially loved the narration which is flawless adding so much to the story. I like this authors work and this his best yet. Laugh out loud Lunacy. I received a complimentary copy from the author and am leaving a honest voluntary review.
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- Nick
- 25-09-21
Barry is my hero!!!
I was given a free copy of this for an honest review and I’m so glad I was. The narrators have absolutely nailed it. Barry is my hero!!! Also I’ve never heard so many terms for a place a lady could hide a lava lamp.
This is such a fun book and Barry is so straight laced, the juxtaposition really adds to the excitement. The characters are so pleasant, they’re all lovely, except the brigadier. This is my favourite Simon care book yet. They just keep getting better and better
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- Tina Retherford
- 23-11-23
Comedy meets zombies
Quirky story of Zombies in villages. Nice listen and does seem like could happen in real life.
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- Daniel Lawson
- 11-08-23
Awesome
The story was very enjoyable and Narrator did a great job bringing the story to life. I was not disappointed at all
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- Melissa and Josh
- 23-04-23
Funny!
I received a free audiobook copy in exchange for a review.
What a story! What a narration! I loved both so much!
The only thing I wasn’t/am not a fan of is when authors have the dialogue tag before the dialogue. For example, “She mumbled…” or “In a soft voice, she said…” That’s just me, though. Otherwise, this story was hilarious and the male narrator, Taff Girdlestone, did an awesome job!
I can’t listen to more stories by both the author and the narrator.
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- Audible Listener
- 20-04-23
A Zombie Bit Myffanie (that's what she said) 10/10
I'm not going to lie, it was the naughty double entendre in the book's title, that grabbed my attention to read the story summary and to ask for a copy to review. I'm glad I did too, because this book was absolutely hilarious from start to finish. So cheers to the author for the opportunity.
The characters and story are nothing to be taken too seriously, but they're not supposed to be. It's just a fun, silly zombie story, packed with laughs. If I had to compare it with anything, I'd say it gives off Simon Pegg 'Shaun of the Dead' vibes etc. which means it will not disappoint in the slightest. So sit back and enjoy the ride.
Above all else, the narration is what really makes this audiobook shine. The british style humor and references throughout it, just wouldn't land the same, had it been narrated in any other accent in my opinion, so well done there too. Seriously, this story is good solid fun. Highly recommended. I couldn't fault it. 10/10 score. Well worth your time.
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- Sofia Ribeiro
- 10-11-22
a very funny zombie apocalypse
I will start this review by saying, its the first time that I have a zombie flipping the bird to someone, this was a very amusing read, I laughed out loud quite a lot (I was doing my things around the house, and my family thought I went nuts hahah), its a very funny approach to a zombie apocalypse, Barrie is a ER doctor, but he and his wife reminds me very much of the couple in the old show “on the bus” hahah Barrie really despairs with his Myfanie. You even got cows that talk hahah thou It took a while for me to understand that they were actual cows hahah.
You have lots of action, and amusing descriptions, I highly recommend this story, even if you don’t like zombies, but like humour this book is really funny, and I would say, it is for a more mature audience.
I loved the people reading this book, they did the voices and gave lots of emotions to bring the story to life, and I did love that.
I got a free Audible code from the author in facebook and this is my honest opinion.
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- ~Sandra~
- 28-07-22
A Zombie Bit Myffanie
This book was actually kinda funny and lighthearted. It had a pretty good zombie story with characters that were easy to follow along with. I am from the us so I’m not going to lie, there was a few words I had to look up to see what they meant but it wasn’t too difficult and the narrators accent was not difficult to understand. I enjoyed the book and I’m extremely happy I was able to listen to it. I was able to read this book because I was given a free code for a free audio review copy. I am rating this book out of free will to do so. My rating is not based on the free code but based on the content of the audio of this book.
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- Courtney
- 26-06-22
A laugh riot
Definitely wirth the read/listen. A light hearted, very funny, yet also very reslustic and relatable take on surviving the in classic zombie apocalypse scenario. Set in the UK (Wales to be soecific, if I'm not mistaken), the accents and language just made it all the more amusing for me. Definitely one to add to my favs list!
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- Nemesis
- 26-04-22
Welcome to another hilarious world by Simon Carr!
Welcome to another hilarious world by Simon Carr where property values matter...even if zombies are trying to take over. I literally laughed out loud multiple times. I highly recommend this story and really anything written by Simon Carr. Audio Version: Using three narrators is a gamble in my opinion but it really worked for this story! Taff Girdlestone, Noni Lewis, and Emma Clarke all did a great job bringing the story and hilarity to life.
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- DeeDeeW
- 26-02-22
So much laughing to come!
Simon is a funny guy and his books show that he must have been the most fun kid to hang out with. His imagination is like no idea. The idea he comes up with!!!
Okay, once again, we got Zombies, but not your typical ones. There is a difference to how it goes down from alive to well.... Zombie. Come along and have some laughs/belly tickles as a couple people just try to save their little village without being eaten!
Zombies, Co-op employees making up names for customers, and farts. This book has all of that!! I couldn't stop laughing at times.
I received an advance review copy of this book, and I am leaving this review voluntarily.
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- Laura
- 10-02-22
A Zombie Apocalypse?
I find Simon Carr's stories entertaining and this one was no exception; however, I did have to work my way past the first chapter where the posterior cracks got a bit much. The author's creative twist to the zombie apocalypse genre was unique and I enjoyed the story. I liked the way the author took an ordinary couple who were just trying to save the property value of their home and pitted them against a zombie hoard. I recommend this novel to others with the caveat that there was foul language utilized and some of the humor was excessive. I was very entertained by the use of three narrators, Taff Girdlestone, Noni Lewis, and Emma Clarke. They all did an excellent job and their performance added to the story's entertainment. I was given a free copy of the audiobook and I have voluntarily posted this review.
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