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A Troll Walks into a Bar

A Noir Urban Fantasy Novel (Alexander Southerland, P.I., Book 1)

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A troll in a pinstriped suit walks into a bar. He's looking for Alex Southerland, private investigator and summoner of elementals. A gorgeous dame is going to come to Southerland with a case, and the troll tells him that he is going to turn the case down - or else! But Southerland doesn't respond well to threats, even from a seven-and-a-half foot, 500-pound enforcer. Besides, he needs the dough! The stubborn PI soon finds himself cruising through the traffic-jammed streets of Yerba City in an outlandish beastmobile borrowed from a glorified pimp, encountering corrupt city officials, deadly gang bosses, creatures of legend, the sleaziest attorney in the city, a were-rat, and an irresistible - if homicidal - refugee from the ocean depths. Framed for a murder he didn't commit, Southerland weaves his way from seedy neighborhoods to the dazzling lights of downtown - and from one savage beating to the next - to clear his name and uncover a shocking secret.

©2019 Douglas W Lumsden (P)2020 Douglas W Lumsden
Crime Fiction Fantasy Fiction Crime Paranormal
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There isn't a lot more to say than that this book is a lot of fun. Written in a classic noir style, but with elements of urban fantasy seamlessly woven through, it has fantastic pacing and fun characters. The performance is great, and the narrator and author do not take themselves too seriously, This will be a delight for fans of Chandler and Pratchett, although the book is perhaps more tonally similar to Eoin Colfer's Artemis Fowl series, wry and with a modern urban setting. While not as deep in characterization or emotional resonance as the aforementioned, still a thoroughly enjoyable book and a proper page-turner.

Fantastic urban fantasy where Vimes meets Marlowe

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Loved this! A bit like Robert B Parker with the supernatural element. If you like Jim Butcher I think you’ll like this.

Funny gritty supernatural story

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Great story well plotted, and a superb narrator is the cherry on the cake. I mean who wouldn't want to listen to a great detective story, with the usual cast of trolls, dwarves, elemental spirits and fish men?

Brilliant! A must read

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Witty, dark and exciting. Totally page turner. My recommendation. Usually not a fan of detective stories and fantasy, but I could not put this away.

Loved it

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I liked it a lot, Action, humour, twists, the shady hero. what's not to love? Love the characters good and bad

A good listen!

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