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  • A Tale Etched in Blood and Hard Black Pencil

  • By: Christopher Brookmyre
  • Narrated by: Angus King
  • Length: 11 hrs and 27 mins
  • 4.3 out of 5 stars (428 ratings)
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A Tale Etched in Blood and Hard Black Pencil

By: Christopher Brookmyre
Narrated by: Angus King
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Summary

We could tell you about the bodies. We could tell you their names, where they were found, the states they were in. We could tell you about the suspects, too, the evidence, the investigators; join a few dots, even throw you a motive.

But what would be the point? After all, you know these people. You went to school with them. We all did. So if you really knew them then, you’ll already have all the answers....

©2006 Christopher Brookmyre (P)2015 W F Howes Ltd

Critic reviews

"This is the book I would want if I were marooned on a desert island or lost in space." ( Independent)
"Another astonishing performance, travelling deeper and more movingly into human emotions than his previous works, without sacrificing his comic zest or meticulous plotting." ( The Times)

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They don't come any better than this

Side splittingly funny from the get-go, although anyone under 45 (and particularly millennials) may be horrified by the treatment handed out to children of my generation - get over it - we did. I am amazed by the author's apparent ability to remember what it' was like to be five years old. Also asks the more serious question of whether the cards dealt out to you in your infancy determine your destiny into adulthood and how you are perceived by others. The best book I've come across in a long time.

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Great book

If you were at school in the 70’s and 80’s you’ll especially like the various references, especially if your school was a bit rough.

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Not his best.

Funny, laugh out loud funny in places but very weak storyline. If you grew up in the seventies it strikes a chord at what school was like.

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Wonderful.

The depiction of school in the 70s and 80s is clearly written from experience and beautifully done. It’s funny, touching and authentic, but not for the feint hearted. The underlying, present day story is almost incidental, but serves to explain a lot about how the personalities of the younger characters were formed.
One of Chris Brookmyre’s best.

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Beautifully crafted

What did you like most about A Tale Etched in Blood and Hard Black Pencil?

It is a skilled author such as Brookmyre that beautifully weaves two distinctive timelines and enable the listener to build attachments to key players in both stories. To love one character in the 1970s only to revoke those emotions 30 odd years later, and visa versa with other characters. Superb.

Who was your favorite character and why?

Too many to mention. JoJo as an example, whose character stretched your emotive briefcase to bursting point

Which scene did you most enjoy?

OMG.......the Assembly were MoMo the head teacher was lecturing the students. What narration, what a voice. And a school assembly thronged with 200+ kids, the inevitable farting scene had me in bits. I was driving at the time and had to pull over in fear of crashing.

Did you have an emotional reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

Both. More of the former, but I did moist up round the eyes right at the the end,

Any additional comments?

Buy it, oh and Angus King is a legend

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A wonderful nostalgic book.

I read this in hardback years ago. Loved it. The performance of it was equally as good as the voice in my head. It brought up so many memories about school life and the friendships and enemies we make early in life. Would definitely recommend this book.

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Very enjoyable read

Brought back memories of what it was like in the playground very true to life especially f****ng fantastic reply

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Gritty tale

I loved the authenticity of the story and it's fantastic narration. Great characterisation and the dialogue took me right back to Scotland and school. Insightful and witty telling of a twisting whodunit. Not for the easily offended but we'll worth a listen.

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you might have to like football

I struggled through all the football analogies more than I'd like. Usual trip down memory lane, I too had a beta max when I was kid.

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Accomplished craft but.....

Angus King does a fine job.
As ever, Brookmyre displays what a smart and capable writer he is.

The overall effect is sadly irritating and a bit cringe making at times. There’s no fixing it.

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