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The Devoted Friend
- A Classic Victorian Fairy Tale of Satire, Irony, and the True Meaning of Friendship
- By: Oscar Wilde
- Narrated by: Laura Greaves
- Length: 27 mins
- Unabridged
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What is the price of a heart that knows no bounds? In the shimmering, bittersweet world of Oscar Wilde’s "The Devoted Friend," loyalty is a beautiful garden, but manipulation is the winter frost that threatens to wither it all. This isn't just a fairy tale; it is a captivating dance of irony...
By: Oscar Wilde
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Animal Farm
- By: George Orwell
- Narrated by: Graham Dunlop
- Length: 3 hrs and 1 min
- Unabridged
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A timeless classic of political fiction, Animal Farm by George Orwell is a powerful satire of revolution, power, and corruption. When oppressed farm animals rise up to claim freedom, their dream of equality quickly unravels as new leaders twist the rules to seize control. This sharp, fast-paced...
By: George Orwell
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No Way Home
- A Novel
- By: T.C. Boyle
- Narrated by: Jonathan Todd Ross, Samara Naeymi, Eddie Lopez
- Length: 10 hrs and 58 mins
- Unabridged
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One of the New York Times' “Novels We’re Excited About This Spring” David Lynch meets Fight Club in T. C. Boyle’s No Way Home, an obsessive psychological study that illuminates the darkness that lurks inside all of us. Terrence Tully, work-obsessed and a naif in the arenas of sex and...
By: T.C. Boyle
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Brain Worm
- The Misadventures of Max Bowman, Book 5
- By: Joel Canfield
- Narrated by: George Kuch
- Length: 5 hrs and 45 mins
- Unabridged
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Broke and not getting any younger, Max Bowman has officially hit bottom. Dogged by trolls and an angry ex, he flees to California, where he ends up running a detective agency with a dead man's name on it. That's when a new client who's not quite right in the head shows up because he thinks the government is breaking into his apartment to move food around in his refrigerator. It's also when zombie assassins start showing up wherever Max goes, killing everyone on site except him. But wait, there's more!
By: Joel Canfield
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Dear Monica Lewinsky
- A Novel
- By: Julia Langbein
- Narrated by: Alex Sarrigeorgiou, Louisa Zhu, Patti Murin
- Length: 10 hrs and 21 mins
- Unabridged
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From the acclaimed author of American Mermaid (“Sublime”—NYTBR) comes a wise, funny, and wildly original examination of female desire and the price women pay for giving in to their appetites. A LIT HUB MOST ANTICIPATED BOOK OF THE YEAR “A wild, wonderful essential novel.” —Claire...
By: Julia Langbein
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The Albino Hippo
- An Apocalyptic Zombie Dance off (D.U.M.P.)
- By: G. E. Moore
- Narrated by: BJ Whimpey
- Length: 16 hrs and 58 mins
- Unabridged
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Welcome to The Albino Hippo – An Apocalyptic Zombie Dance-Off — a high-octane absurdist comedy blending the chaos of Zombieland, the sarcasm of The Office, and the cosmic humor of Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.
By: G. E. Moore
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The Devoted Friend
- A Classic Victorian Fairy Tale of Satire, Irony, and the True Meaning of Friendship
- By: Oscar Wilde
- Narrated by: Laura Greaves
- Length: 27 mins
- Unabridged
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What is the price of a heart that knows no bounds? In the shimmering, bittersweet world of Oscar Wilde’s "The Devoted Friend," loyalty is a beautiful garden, but manipulation is the winter frost that threatens to wither it all. This isn't just a fairy tale; it is a captivating dance of irony...
By: Oscar Wilde
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Animal Farm
- By: George Orwell
- Narrated by: Graham Dunlop
- Length: 3 hrs and 1 min
- Unabridged
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A timeless classic of political fiction, Animal Farm by George Orwell is a powerful satire of revolution, power, and corruption. When oppressed farm animals rise up to claim freedom, their dream of equality quickly unravels as new leaders twist the rules to seize control. This sharp, fast-paced...
By: George Orwell
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No Way Home
- A Novel
- By: T.C. Boyle
- Narrated by: Jonathan Todd Ross, Samara Naeymi, Eddie Lopez
- Length: 10 hrs and 58 mins
- Unabridged
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One of the New York Times' “Novels We’re Excited About This Spring” David Lynch meets Fight Club in T. C. Boyle’s No Way Home, an obsessive psychological study that illuminates the darkness that lurks inside all of us. Terrence Tully, work-obsessed and a naif in the arenas of sex and...
By: T.C. Boyle
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Brain Worm
- The Misadventures of Max Bowman, Book 5
- By: Joel Canfield
- Narrated by: George Kuch
- Length: 5 hrs and 45 mins
- Unabridged
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Broke and not getting any younger, Max Bowman has officially hit bottom. Dogged by trolls and an angry ex, he flees to California, where he ends up running a detective agency with a dead man's name on it. That's when a new client who's not quite right in the head shows up because he thinks the government is breaking into his apartment to move food around in his refrigerator. It's also when zombie assassins start showing up wherever Max goes, killing everyone on site except him. But wait, there's more!
By: Joel Canfield
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Dear Monica Lewinsky
- A Novel
- By: Julia Langbein
- Narrated by: Alex Sarrigeorgiou, Louisa Zhu, Patti Murin
- Length: 10 hrs and 21 mins
- Unabridged
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From the acclaimed author of American Mermaid (“Sublime”—NYTBR) comes a wise, funny, and wildly original examination of female desire and the price women pay for giving in to their appetites. A LIT HUB MOST ANTICIPATED BOOK OF THE YEAR “A wild, wonderful essential novel.” —Claire...
By: Julia Langbein
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The Albino Hippo
- An Apocalyptic Zombie Dance off (D.U.M.P.)
- By: G. E. Moore
- Narrated by: BJ Whimpey
- Length: 16 hrs and 58 mins
- Unabridged
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Welcome to The Albino Hippo – An Apocalyptic Zombie Dance-Off — a high-octane absurdist comedy blending the chaos of Zombieland, the sarcasm of The Office, and the cosmic humor of Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.
By: G. E. Moore
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One Night Stand in a Place with No Name
- One Night Stand at the End of the World, Book 4
- By: Jacy Morris
- Narrated by: Nick Kaiel
- Length: 5 hrs and 50 mins
- Unabridged
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The comedian and his gang of entertainers head toward the Fortress of Good in the hopes of finishing his mission. Of course, travel in the wasteland isn't as easy as it used to be, and they are waylaid in a mysterious town underneath the ruins of Salt Lake City. What will they find there? A gang of sickening weirdos? Strange culinary delights? Top hats? Or even worse... polite conversation? Certainly, it couldn't be all of those things. Could it?
By: Jacy Morris
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The Four Last Things
- And a Few More
- By: Otto Handley
- Narrated by: Graham Scott
- Length: 5 hrs and 55 mins
- Unabridged
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Where do we go after we die? In this story the protagonist, Oscar Whatmore, dies and finds himself transported to a rundown spiritual realm, eventually appearing before a vast court presided over by a diminutive and disagreeable Jesus clad in legal robes. Although judged worthy of admission to Heaven, Oscar finds himself in a boring and dilapidated domain, which is blighted by outdated technology. He subsequently bribes an official to gain access to Hell, which he discovers to be surprisingly pleasant and staffed by a friendly Devil who explains that the ancient punishments are obsolete.
By: Otto Handley
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Chief JP and the Toilet Bowl
- By: Justin Pardi
- Narrated by: Tom Gallagher
- Length: 1 hr and 9 mins
- Unabridged
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Later in life, Chief JP is working in Naples, Italy, looking into the Chinese threat to the US Mediterranean Fleet.
By: Justin Pardi
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Saving Larry’s Hairline
- A Comedy About Losing It All
- By: Scott Rose, Ernie Brandon
- Narrated by: Scott Rose, Ernie Brandon
- Length: 5 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
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Larry is about to turn 40, and his life isn’t going exactly as planned. He’s lost his marriage. He’s lost his home. He’s lost his financial stability. And he’s nearly lost hope that he can turn things around at all. Then he discovers he’s losing his hair. Now he’ll do anything to get it back. Anything. Unfortunately, he might lose everything else in the process. Written in fast-paced movie screenplay format, this wildly absurd comedy follows one man’s desperate quest to win back his hairline — and his life.
By: Scott Rose, and others
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Les Jeudis de Madame Charbonneau
- By: Armand De Pontmartin
- Narrated by: Guy Nadon
- Length: 8 hrs and 21 mins
- Unabridged
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Chaque jeudi, chez Madame Charbonneau, se joue un théâtre de salon où se croise la société du milieu du XIXe siècle. Armand de Pontmartin y déploie une satire alerte des mœurs: reparties étincelantes, piques feutrées, vanités à demi voilées et ambitions patiemment ourdies.
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Campus Confidential
- The Unwritten Handbook
- By: T. Knox
- Narrated by: T. Knox
- Length: 29 mins
- Unabridged
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This isn’t a guide. It’s a record. Campus Confidential: The Unwritten Handbook is a short-form audio document that captures the unwritten rules, familiar figures, and overlooked dynamics of modern campus life. Presented under the name T. Knox, the work reflects a perspective that feels less like instruction and more like confirmation. It does not explain how institutions function. It assumes the listener already understands the system and instead outlines the patterns that shape it. The result is a concise, observational piece that sits somewhere between satire and social commentary.
By: T. Knox
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Contes irrévérencieux
- By: Armand Silvestre
- Narrated by: Guy Nadon
- Length: 4 hrs and 22 mins
- Unabridged
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Dans ces contes piquants et irrévérencieux, Armand Silvestre s’amuse à bousculer les convenances: il interroge les usages, nargue les habitudes bien-pensantes et met en lumière les contradictions des mœurs et des traditions. D’une plume vive, ironique et élégante, il multiplie les portraits incisifs, les situations décalées et les retournements malicieux, pour une satire aussi légère qu’acérée.
By: Armand Silvestre
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Descartes' Demon
- A Rollicking Manhattan Cyber Mystery with a Touch of the Supernatural
- By: Ross Hightower, Deb Heim
- Narrated by: Jack Kehn
- Length: 7 hrs and 36 mins
- Unabridged
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Nik created a deepfake AI persona modeled after Alix, his favorite person in the world. What could possibly go wrong? Nike started his company so he could spend his days solving geeky technical puzzles. Now his partners were pressuring him to morph from computer systems guru to slimy venture capitalist suck up. Programming AI avatar Nicola was supposed to solve that problem.
By: Ross Hightower, and others
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Agent Bigglesby
- Not Dead Yet
- By: James P. Rochester
- Narrated by: F. Trivelli
- Length: 9 hrs and 51 mins
- Unabridged
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As Time Goes Bye-Bye... What happens when one of the world’s greatest superspies struggles with retirement? Officially, he’s dead, of course, but for 84-year-old Herbert Bigglesby, a quiet fadeout at Sunset View Senior Living Community is not going well. He feels like a prisoner, no one believes his stories, and his once-honored sixth sense for danger is now ridiculed as paranoid delusion.
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The Silver Squad Rides Again
- The Silver Squad, Book 2
- By: Marty Essen
- Narrated by: Maria McCann
- Length: 5 hrs and 9 mins
- Unabridged
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Barry, Beth, and Jenny ride again! The Silver Squad Rides Again picks up where the multi-award-winning The Silver Squad: Rebels With Wrinkles left off. This time Barry, Beth, and Jenny take on a trapper who tortured a wolf and a health insurance company that has denied a fifteen-year-old girl the surgery she desperately needs.
By: Marty Essen
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The Amazing Bulk
- The Novelization
- By: Atom Mudman Bezecny
- Narrated by: George Sirois
- Length: 3 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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Henry “Hank” Howard had a plan: finish his groundbreaking serum, impress his demanding future father-in-law, and propose to the love of his life. But when a late-night mugging leaves him rattled—and the experiment finally turns purple—Hank makes a desperate choice that changes everything. Now, when he loses his temper, Hank transforms into something else: huge, unstoppable… and bright purple.
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Tales from the Motherland
- The Spectacle Trilogy - A Precursor Cycle, Book Zero
- By: Ralph Clayton
- Narrated by: Cindy Palmer
- Length: 9 hrs and 58 mins
- Unabridged
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Tales from the Motherland: Book Zero is a darkly comic collection of interlinked stories about power, memory, exile, and the quiet absurdities of modern life. Set across post-Soviet cities, imagined borderlands, and bureaucratic nowhere-zones, these stories follow people who live slightly out of sync with their surroundings—men and women shaped by collapse, reinvention, and systems that no longer announce themselves with force, but with procedure, habit, and polite indifference.
By: Ralph Clayton
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The Religion of Almost Made It: A Covenant for Lost Souls
- The Modern Covenant, Book 1
- By: Ralph Clayton
- Narrated by: Robert Edward Scott
- Length: 24 hrs and 34 mins
- Unabridged
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Maksim Max Orlov is not living, he is staying eligible to be billed again. He wakes up with a mouth tasting of metal and a phone bleeding failed payment notifications. Somewhere between towering ambition and crippling laziness, Max has mastered a new survival skill, he can turn his own collapse into a joke before anyone else can name it. A chaos man with a talent for punchlines, and a hollow hunger for validation.
By: Ralph Clayton
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Sliding into Sin
- Grace, Grease, and the Great Greasequake (Greasepolis, Book 8)
- By: Otto Handley
- Narrated by: Gregory Dwyer
- Length: 8 hrs and 5 mins
- Unabridged
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Pope Blatantly IV wishes to return to the papal autocracy of the Middle Ages. He devises a threefold plan: 1) to enforce universal Catholic geographical supremacy, 2) to criminalize sin, and 3) to ban “grease” in favor of doctrinal “dryness.” The Pope’s outlandish initiatives include annexing Antarctica using a team of bodybuilders and gluing borders, and monetizing salvation through Indulgences 2.0 and Pre-Death Canonizations. In opposition to the Pope’s extravagant claims, the “Grease Underground,” is formed.
By: Otto Handley
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Lottery in Paradise
- By: Deborah Brown
- Narrated by: Hope Shangle
- Length: 8 hrs and 35 mins
- Unabridged
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Meet the crime-solving duo of the Florida Keys: Madison, who has all the charm of the girl next door, not to mention a deadly aim, and Fab, her best friend, a femme fatale private investigator with a taste for danger and stilettos. When their neighbor is found dead, the headlines read, “It...
By: Deborah Brown
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Saving St. Savior’s
- By: Gordon S. Jackson
- Narrated by: Michelle L. Levigne
- Length: 6 hrs and 37 mins
- Unabridged
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Saving St. Savior’sis a satirical novel about an ultra-liberal pastor serving an aging church. His enthusiasm and ambitious ideas for the church include relocating its ministry to a nearby conference center, located in a beautiful setting by a river. Not everyone supports his plans or vague theology, however, and tensions arise over the move to the conference center, whether or not to save the church organ, and an unwarranted accusation of sexual harassment. Automatically suspended because of the complaint by the mentally unwell church organist, the pastor takes a sabbatical.
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Copper Cobra
- A Satirical Eco Novella of Alaskan Salmon, Scandal, and Saving the Planet (A Pedro the Water Dog Saves the Planet Primer, Book 4)
- By: Avis Kalfsbeek
- Narrated by: Avis Kalfsbeek
- Length: 2 hrs and 58 mins
- Unabridged
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Hip-hop-loving best friends Moore and Spit are back in Copper Cobra, Book 4 of the Pedro the Water Dog Saves the Planet series—a whip-smart, laugh-out-loud climate caper where friendship, activism, and Alaskan absurdity collide. Signing on for a summer salmon season, the duo expects long hours and big fish—not a toxic mining scheme slithering through backroom deals and straight into the heart of the world’s largest wild salmon run.
By: Avis Kalfsbeek
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The Mittelschmerz
- A Comic Literary Prequel to A Garden for Ignatius
- By: M. D. Markham
- Narrated by: Zachary Dylan Brown
- Length: 11 hrs and 1 min
- Unabridged
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The Mittelschmerz is the origin story of a family shaped not by catastrophe, but by smaller, more durable forms of suffering—the kind that lingers, adapts, and eventually feels like home. Set across the formative years of the Mittelschmerz parents and their children, the novel traces the emotional inheritance that will echo through generations: deferred ambition, stubborn love, inherited guilt, and the quiet heroics required to endure them.
By: M. D. Markham
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The Adjunct
- By: Maria Adelmann
- Narrated by: Suehyla El Attar-Young
- Length: 10 hrs and 27 mins
- Unabridged
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From the acclaimed author of How to Be Eaten, a fresh take on the campus novel that follows an adjunct professor gigging her way through academia’s poor job market when she crosses paths with her old PhD adviser, whose new novel might be about her—for readers of Worry, Vladimir, and Less...
By: Maria Adelmann
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The Princess and the Plumber in: Rules of Engagement
- By: M. David Lutz
- Narrated by: Bill Allender
- Length: 7 hrs and 34 mins
- Unabridged
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The Princess and the Plumber in Rules of Engagement is the ninth audiobook in the series. After so many trials, tribulations, and crazy adventures, Olaf, the Plumber, and Tundra the Princess are finally engaged... to each other. While making plans, other things are happening in their family and friends' lives. Tundra insists on meeting Olaf's siblings, whom he had spoiled and kept hidden. After meeting them and seeing that they are every bit as bad as Olaf has described them, she puts her foot down.
By: M. David Lutz
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Laudos
- A Commission Based Faith: Posture. Prospect. Prevail.
- By: Lorcan Pike
- Narrated by: Brendan Balch
- Length: 1 hr and 55 mins
- Unabridged
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If you found this, please don't join. This isn't a manual, it's a record of how my family lost their minds. Inside, I’ve documented everything.
By: Lorcan Pike
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The Advanced Guide to Self-Destruction
- By: Matthew Rhodes
- Narrated by: Brandon Lindley
- Length: 4 hrs and 42 mins
- Unabridged
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Civilization is spiraling. Democracy’s on its last legs. And somewhere just outside of Area 51, an alien named Alexi is trying to escape Earth’s bureaucratic nightmare—with help from a very enthusiastic human scientist named Toby. The Advanced Guide to Self-Destruction is a satirical sci-fi rollercoaster that blends political theory, cosmic absurdity, and biting humor. When Earth becomes too stupid for its own good, one alien must navigate quarantine zones, incompetently evil administrations, and spaceport paperwork just to get the hell out.
By: Matthew Rhodes
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The Man Who Tried to Impress G. K. Chesterton
- On Bad Teeth and Redemptive Philosophy
- By: Otto Handley
- Narrated by: Barry Park
- Length: 2 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
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Archibald Abercrombie is a meticulous dentist whose orderly life is briefly upended after a chance meeting with the exuberant writer G. K. Chesterton. While initially intoxicated by Chesterton’s brilliant paradoxes and disregard for convention, Abercrombie gradually notices the physical decay and practical neglect hidden beneath the author’s verbal abundance. He eventually realizes that while intellectual spectacle can inspire, it often evades the necessary responsibility of repair and care.
By: Otto Handley
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Strange People I Have Met on Amtrak
- By: Stan Hockey
- Narrated by: Russ Whismore
- Length: 5 hrs and 1 min
- Unabridged
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Stan boards an Amtrak train with one clear intention: do nothing important. No itinerary to optimize. No landmarks to conquer. Just movement, time, and the quiet pleasure of watching the world pass by a window. For Stan, trains are the last honest form of vacation — places where you’re allowed to sit still while life rearranges itself around you.
By: Stan Hockey