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Patrick Begorra was the last of the Little People in all of Movieland. One morning, Big People came stomping through his orange grove. It was Mickey, Donald, Goofy, and Pluto! They had come to build Disneyland, much to Patrick’s dismay. Listen along to this fun audio story as Mickey and Patrick Begorra strike a silly deal.

When Sarah moves to the street and sees a cat prowling up and down, she decides to find its owner and return it. She knocks on each door and discovers a wonderfully weird and a little bit dangerous array of delights within: from a haunted painting to a headmaster whose alter ego is a clown, to a jet-powered garden swing, a ghost-pet adoption agency and a wild hall of mirrors.

Mickey is put in charge of his vacationing neighbors' cat, Bella. His best friend Amanda comes along to help out. All they have to do is make sure Bella has enough to eat and doesn't destroy the furniture. Seems simple enough. But Bella escapes and causes all kinds of trouble. Catsitting was a big mistake!

When 11-year-old Steven Sweeney is tricked into drinking a strange mixture of chemicals by his classmates, things begin to get strange. Either his toothbrush is growing, or he is shrinking! Steven has to navigate his way through gigantic dust bunnies, enormous birds, and other once seemingly harmless, everyday items to get to his best friend's house for help. Will he be able to make it through the day and return to his original size?

Discover what life was really like for kids in the past in this brilliantly funny introduction to ancient Greece. Have you ever wondered what kind of games kids in ancient Greece liked to play? Famous myths and legends they would have known? Or what they learned at school? Learn the answers to these questions and more in this witty and informative guide to the ancient Greeks. Written in accessible, conversational text by award-winning author Chae Strathie, read by the author himself and Nneka Okoye.

Calloway will Kela beeindrucken und mutiert dank Max' Tipps zum übertriebenen „Stadthasen". Doch sein Plan geht nach hinten los! Max wird für ein gestohlenes Brötchen beschuldigt und landet vor einem absurden Schülergericht, während Anton ihn – mehr schlecht als recht – verteidigt. Zum Jubiläum von Direktor Fritz wollen ihn die Kinder ins Rampenlicht rücken, mit ungeahnten Folgen.

Ragini thinks her library book is boring, until a tiny Prince jumps out of its pages! Wanting to escape his dull life, the Prince races toward a sci-fi book for a new adventure. Will Ragini stop him, or will he disappear into a world of aliens?

Twins Adit and Ria are stuck indoors, watching the rain and feeling bored. Not until their grandmother steps in with a surprising indoor adventure. Follow along as clues lead the twins from room to room, turning boredom into an exciting experience!

As the witty murder-mystery series continues, Bonbon returns for a pyrotechnic display aboard ship—until a shocking demise puts a damper on the festivities. Shenanigans are once again afoot in the town of Widdlington, and this time they're on board the Dreadnowt—a galleon that’s set to...

A modern-day hunt for Viking treasure collides with Spanish conquistadors and small-town Minnesota in this delightfully zany adventure, perfect for fans of The Goonies and Holes. "You’ll be turning the pages as fast as you can.” ―Stuart Gibbs, New York Times-bestselling author of the Spy...

There’s one final challenge before we can go home… But that’s cool because Amelia, Yappers and I can get through anything, right? Even a prison that’s impossible to escape. Yikes. Maybe not. The void prison is full of tunnels that don’t go anywhere. And then there’s the glitch mobs waiting for you in the shadows… or just playing pranks. Just when we think we’re out of ideas, an unlikely ally offers help. Very reluctantly and with a lot of loud complaining along the way. Also, there’s a lot of silverfish. Gross.

Selfie Queen: Obsessed with being the prettiest and most popular girl at school, Cleo thinks getting braces is the worst thing that could happen to her. But as more and more things go wrong, Cleo realises she's not just unlucky – she's cursed! Forced to ask a seriously unstylish classmate for help, Cleo is surprised to find herself having fun. Dare Devil: Ollie Marsden is popular and confident, but when his mates are banned from hanging out with him because he's a bad influence, Ollie realises how much he hates being on his own.

STRICTLY NO ELEPHANTS meets THE BAKERY DRAGON in this laugh out loud picture book about finding the perfect pet, from #1 New York Times–bestselling author Leigh Bardugo and internationally bestselling illustrator Liz Climo. Myrtle has a turtle, Sam has a lamb, and Tony has a pony. But Yvette...

It’s time to dance… The next clue sends us on the hunt for the final rare item. That’s right! We’re almost ready to make our rainbow portal and go home. But before we can, there’s a glitchy slime obstacle course to get through, a familiar skeleton who won’t stop spinning tunes, and a crowd of mobs who think you can’t stop the music. If you haven’t guessed… something is seriously wrong. It’s up to Amelia, Yappers and me to figure out what. Oh, and I also have to dance in public. Not cool.

In the second book in the New York Times–bestselling chapter book series about the childhood of America's favorite housekeeper, Amelia Bedelia goes to the dogs and discovers why puppies rule! Includes a guide to the idioms used in the book and features black-and-white art throughout. When her...

Young farm-girl Ruthie Hall only has one problem... If you ask her what it is, she'll likely tell you it's that she needs a cell phone more than life itself (for a myriad of reasons). But in reality her only actual problem is an over-active imagination that tends to run away with her taking everyone in her life along for the ride.

Dieses erzählende Sachhörbuch entführt Jung und Alt in das bunte Alltagsleben der römischen Antike am Golf von Neapel. Spannende Geschichten rund um den Vesuvausbruch und das Leben in Pompeji lassen Geschichte lebendig werden: Ob Gladiator, Händlerin, Schauspieler oder Sklavin – jede Figur erzählt aus ihrer eigenen Perspektive und gibt dabei faszinierende Einblicke in das Leben vor fast 2000 Jahren. Begleitet werden die Erzählungen von stimmungsvoller Musik und kindgerecht aufbereiteten Informationen zum Alltag im antiken Pompeji.

LOS CRETINOS, la pareja más ASQUEROSA del mundo, viven sus vidas REPUGNANTES comiendo espaguetis de gusano y gastándose bromas horribles, cuando la familia más SONRIENTE, FELIZ y ENCANTADORA del mundo se muda a la casa de al lado...

Barto haat Dinsdae. Niks opwindends gebeur ooit op ’n Dinsdag nie. Elke Dinsdag ná skool laai ouma Elsa hom op. Dan gaan hulle biblioteek toe. Dinsdae kuier Ouma en haar vriendinne in die biblioteek se tuin. Hulle drink tee en gesels oor boeke. “Gaan soek vir jou ’n boek, Barto,” sê...

Riley Wright is starting at Heverton Junior School with one awkward disadvantage: her MAJORLY embarrassing dad is the new head teacher … 🦄 🌈 📓🦄 🌈 📓🦄 🌈 📓🦄 🌈 📓 Riley Wright is starting at Heverton Junior School with one awkward disadvantage: her MAJORLY...

Evan never meant to fall into a glowing passage, unlock ancient secrets, or accidentally become the leader of a chaotic adventure squad… but here we are. When a mysterious map starts whispering, a mouse becomes a hero, and the cliffs begin revealing impossible truths, Evan and his friends are thrown into a magical mystery they definitely didn’t sign up for. With every clue they solve, the world around them gets stranger — glowing symbols, shifting tunnels, and a recipe that might be more powerful than it looks. Evan’s curiosity keeps pulling him deeper, even when his nerves tell him to run.

On a sleepless moonlit night, Eddy follows a warm scent through misty cobbled streets to a tiny bakery where a flour-dusted hedgehog named Pip is panicking – his dough refuses to rise, and dawn is coming. A curious nibble from a mysterious jar leads to the loudest, most magical accident of Eddy's life, and to a quiet family secret passed down through generations. A tender, comedic, nocturnal adventure about an unlikely friendship discovered between midnight and dawn.

When Jack invites a group of scientists to visit, they bring their children as well. But two of the scientists have plans other than studying algae. By the time Nim discovers what they really want, and what they will do to get it, the children are in grave danger. And so is the island! Nim must choose between saving a natural treasure and saving someone's life.

INSTANT #1 NEW YORK TIMES AND USA TODAY BESTSELLER! Dude Perfect brings tricks, flips, fist bumps, and that puzzling panda to middle school in this funny fiction series from YouTube's biggest trick shot stars. In Operation Trick Shot, eighth graders Cory, Coby, Tyler, Garrett, and Cody have a...

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