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Neither Here nor There Audiobook

Neither Here nor There

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In Neither Here nor There Bill Bryson brings his unique brand of humour to bear on Europe as he shoulders his backpack, keeps a tight hold on his wallet, and journeys from Hammerfest, the northernmost town on the continent, to Istanbul on the cusp of Asia. Whether braving the homicidal motorists of Paris, being robbed by gypsies in Florence, attempting not to order tripe and eyeballs in a German restaurant, window-shopping in the sex shops of the Reeperbahn or disputing his hotel bill in Copenhagen, Bryson takes in the sights, dissects the culture and illuminates each place and person with his hilariously caustic observations.

©1991 Bill Bryson; (P)2014 Audible, Inc.

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    Sara 05/01/2012
    Sara 05/01/2012
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    "Very enjoyable."

    I have only read one of Brysons books before and found this to be in the same lighthearted, yet educational style. Had me chuckling outloud.

    4 of 4 people found this review helpful
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    Danielle 25/03/2015
    Danielle 25/03/2015 Member Since 2016
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    "disappointing"

    I loved 'notes from a small island' so thought I would enjoy thus. it was OK, it passed the time, but I was left feeling that someone who may have got more out of it should have taken the European trip. he was just passing the time and seemed not to enjoy it. although I did enjoy the northern lights at the beginning I otherwise found the whole trip uninspiring.

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    Amazon Customer 26/02/2015

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    "Good listen"

    Narrator was Excellent. Story was not quite as good as the other book "a walk in the woods". Observations and insights not quite as funny as last book either.

    4 of 4 people found this review helpful
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    iain Isle Of Lewis, United Kingdom 22/02/2015
    iain Isle Of Lewis, United Kingdom 22/02/2015 Member Since 2013
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    "William Roberts is a delight. Brings it to life."

    Roberts excels once again. This is not my favourite Bryson book by any means but I absolutely adore the narration. Waiting for him to do "Thunderbolt Kid"

    3 of 3 people found this review helpful
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    Yahya Torquay, United Kingdom 19/10/2011
    Yahya Torquay, United Kingdom 19/10/2011
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    "Hilariously discriptive and Brilliant"

    Bill has a great expressive word power. He describes the situations, people and places with brilliance. His descriptive account of European travels creates an enjoyable picture to the listeners. I enjoyed the audio and got hooked on it.

    5 of 6 people found this review helpful
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    KOKSAL COBAN ISTANBUL Turkey 24/12/2012
    KOKSAL COBAN ISTANBUL Turkey 24/12/2012 Member Since 2015
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    "Fun to listen to.."

    A very lighthearted approach to Bill Bryson's travels around Europe. The author makes it a fun to listen to his travel memoir with his sophisticated sense of humor. A number of different countries across the Europe are covered with interesting anectodes and sharp critical observations at times. Narration is also very good and clear. Highly recommended.

    4 of 5 people found this review helpful
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    Nicholas Stonehouse, Glos, United Kingdom 26/01/2010
    Nicholas Stonehouse, Glos, United Kingdom 26/01/2010 Member Since 2013
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    "An American in Europe"

    Dull is the adjective which characterises this book. Bryson seems to see nothing, appreciate nothing and spends endless time speculating how things and places would be improved by some kind of Americanisation. As a fan of Bill Bryson's writing I was surprised and disappointed by this book.

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    David 08/07/2016
    David 08/07/2016 Member Since 2015
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    "Was thinking of stoppong half way through"
    Would you try another book written by Bill Bryson or narrated by William Roberts?

    No, although I liked some of the humour and the sarcasm, the narration was so annoying.


    Any additional comments?

    Althoug the book is about stereotypes, unfortunately a lot of them are very outdated. Woman in germany dont shave under the armpits? Split a stinking city, Sofia communistic....didnt want to make the effort to see Cologne after first impression, but went back in Itaky to the same poor city and walked through it.

    Got into way too many details at times. I enjoyed the hunour and sarcasm in some parts and then was about to stop when I listened for 5 minutes about some unnecessary details. Could have been half the size the book.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    Carl D. 02/12/2015
    Carl D. 02/12/2015 Member Since 2015
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    "As fantastic as always"
    Any additional comments?

    Just superb, I have listened to the whole collection atleast twice now and cannot recommend them enough. The writing style is superb, I could wax lyrical about the efficacy of his descriptive writing and humour but suffice it to say, you need to listen to these to fully appreciate just how good they are!!

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    K. M. Woodhouse 16/11/2015
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    "Great book, great narration"

    Great narration of this great, hilarious book.

    The only problem is snorting with laughter while listening!

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  • M. Craft
    12/08/14
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    "Authentic Bryson, but that might be the problem"
    Would you recommend this book to a friend? Why or why not?

    I would recommend Neither Here Nor There with reservations, because the actual traveling-around-Europe portion of the book is exactly what I wanted from Bryson. Unfortunately, he indulges too much in digressions where he displays quite unlovable character traits, some of which include:

    -despising all dogs and most animals in general
    -shameless objectification of women
    -defending his complete lack of remorse over beating up the fat kid in his middle school.

    In a travel book, I seek to identify with the author so that I may see the places he goes through his eyes. Bryson's digressions make this very difficult, and it is hard to understand why his editor permitted them to remain in the work, since they are so extraneous to the purpose of the work.


    What do you think your next listen will be?

    I think there is a book that covers his ORIGINAL trip through Europe with Katz, and as a fan of A Walk In The Woods, I'm curious about that one.


    What didn’t you like about William Roberts’s performance?

    Bryson freely admits being completely ignorant of all non-English languages, except for mostly-forgotten lesson in school. Despite this, Roberts continually indulges in heavy accents and pronunciations that feel false in the context that Bryson has created.


    Do you think Neither Here nor There needs a follow-up book? Why or why not?

    Nope. I don't want to tempt Bryson into deeper navel-gazing, since this book took him to some pretty dark places already.


    7 of 8 people found this review helpful
  • Amazon Customer
    Trondheim, Norway
    19/07/13
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    "The narrator delivers the book"
    Would you consider the audio edition of Neither Here nor There to be better than the print version?

    It is difficult to compare audio editions with the print versions in most cases. When listening to others read a book, I almost always find I would have read it in a slightly different way. When I read a book, I put my own voices on the dialog, and I have my own way of reading and interpreting the sentences. These are small, subtle changes that I find important for my reading experience.

    William Roberts does an excellent job narrating this book. I mean, Bill Bryson is who he is, funny, a great storyteller, and able to make almost any subject appear intriguing through his observations. I've read a book by him before, so I knew what I was getting for content. Therefore, William Roberts' narration came as a pleasant surprise and really made the listen a very enjoyable experience. He read with a voice much better than my own internal one, and in my opinion, emphasizing exactly the right words for each sentence, thus bringing out those extra subtleties I enjoy.

    Therefore, I'm inclined to consider the audio edition better than the print version in this case.


    What was one of the most memorable moments of Neither Here nor There?

    Being from Norway, I obviously found the part where he travels to Norway particularly interesting. It is interesting to hear a foreign take of one's own culture. It is clear however, that the book is more than 20 years old now, so there's a lot of those small cultural observations that no longer applies. But, I'm old enough to remember!


    Which scene was your favorite?

    I'm not going to lift a particular scene up to favorite status. The book was generally enjoyable, and not to mention a reminder of how much the world and particularly Europe has changed during the last 20 years. Some cultural differences have disappeared, some have emerged, as with currencies, politics, customs and culture.

    In a way, the stories and observations are a bit outdated, but for someone of my age, that didn't lower the reading experience.


    Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

    If I had had the opportunity to do so, I probably would do so. But then again, I would with any book, I guess.


    Any additional comments?

    In summary, I would say a very enjoyable listen, great but slightly outdated content, but with excellent narration.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
  • egg
    seattle
    05/12/15
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    "Disappointed"

    I enjoyed some of Mr. Bryson's other books, namely Made in America and the obvious A Short History, and was excited to listen to a book about his own direct experiences. Unfortunately I didn't get what I was expecting. I couldn't imagine having so much privilege in life while complaining so much. Trip around Europe, full of new sights and experiences! Sounds great. Better complain for half the book about the bus ride in a way that's far from amusing. There is nothing compelling or interesting about this book or Mr. Bryson. I'll stick to his writings not about his miserable existence.

    2 of 3 people found this review helpful
  • Cody
    22/07/16
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    "Great"

    This is only my second Bryson book and is much better than the road to dribbling which was my first I highly recommend this book if u r looking for a good quick listen.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • Jacob A. Nordby
    Boise, ID
    06/02/16
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    "Classic Bryson but a little tired"

    First, I always love Bill Bryson. He knows how to frame the mundane in clever ways. I laughed right out loud a few times while listening to this book.

    I would have rated the story more highly if this one had more depth or heart or something. Didn't get a sense that he was doing much more than reeling it all out with a bit of Bryson frosting in places.

    Quite well read by the narrator and worth the listen overall--just not as great as some of his earlier work.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • Turner
    McComb, MS, USA
    09/01/16
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    "Expected better."

    If you are interested in graphic descriptions of European sex shops, then this is the book for you. Otherwise, I highly recommend another of Bryson's books, A Walk in the Woods.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • Dan Lennon
    Simi Valley, Ca
    23/06/15
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    "A "must read" for anyone who has experienced living in a foreign place or can appreciate the nuances of foreign culture"

    I absolutely loved this book!! It is filled with humor throughout. I could really relate to the observances, comments and humor of Bryson's travel experiences and it brought back so many of my similar living &
    travel experiences in Asia. That humor about some of the cultural traditions, nuances, idiosyncrasies is sometimes what keeps you sane!

    0 of 1 people found this review helpful
  • Shelley
    06/01/15
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    "9 hours in a prison camp"

    9 hours in a prison camp certainly would have been more enjoyable. The author is an extremely arrogant and self righteous twit that has only s superficial knowledge of people, cultures and religions but that doesn't stop him from hating everyone and everything. Tedious and boring are his constant rants. Sarcasm is funny but constant whining is just annoying.

    6 of 12 people found this review helpful
  • old fart 60
    Grants Pass, OR USA
    29/07/14
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    "Early work shows rawness of author"
    Would you try another book from Bill Bryson and/or William Roberts?

    I love Bill Bryson books especially when they're narrated by Mr. Bryson.


    What could Bill Bryson have done to make this a more enjoyable book for you?

    Read it himself.


    What three words best describe William Roberts’s performance?

    I beleive he did it justice, but it really sounded contrived.


    What reaction did this book spark in you? Anger, sadness, disappointment?

    Disappointment compared to later works by Bill Bryson.


    Any additional comments?

    I don't believe it was the narrator, but I just couldn't finish this book. It was not the usual Bill Bryson that I've come to relish. It seemed to me that most of the stories were a bit contrived, and therefore Bill had to stretch the truth of what actually occurred. Well, maybe the narrator had something to do with it as Bryson's books definitely benefit from him reading them aloud. I may try to finish this book later, but for now it's on to something else.

    1 of 2 people found this review helpful
  • LilPea
    Dallas, TX
    29/03/16
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    "Negative and Outdated"
    This book wasn’t for you, but who do you think might enjoy it more?

    I LOVE Bill Bryson's "Tales of a Sunburnt Country" and "A Short History of Nearly Everything" (or whatever their exact titles are) but I found this book to be a series of negative events stitched together with negative train rides and negative hotel experiences. It's like Bill would rather be anywhere else but having to travel through Europe. The book is written in the 90's, so it's a bit dated now (Yogoslavia is no longer a country, for example), but the experiences are the same. I really feel like Bill didn't want to take this trip and was FORCED to find a positive aspect of every country he visits. I muscled through listening to this book, though I was quite disappointed. I usually like his humor and wit, but it became rather annoying.


    Would you ever listen to anything by Bill Bryson again?

    Yes, he is still a good author, obviously he was just in a bad mood when he wrote this book.


    What does William Roberts bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

    The narrator was great, with no weird verbal "ticks" that tend to annoy the listener. While I don't know any language besides English, it sounded like he pronounced everything quite well.


    1 of 3 people found this review helpful

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