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Tales from the Secret Footballer Audiobook

Tales from the Secret Footballer

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Publisher's Summary

The Secret Footballer is back. And this time he's not alone.

©2014 The Secret Footballer (P)2014 Audible Studios

What the Critics Say

"The Banksy of the beautiful game." (Shortlist)

"If you are tired of reading autobiographies that merely brush over what life as a footballer is really like then Tales from the Secret Footballer is something you have to read. The author's off-the-record look at the beautiful game will teach you more about football than you knew were possible." (Sports Gazette)

"What happens behind closed doors at Premiership clubs usually stays firmly shut behind closed doors. Not if the Secret Footballer has anything to do with it." (Loaded)

What Members Say

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    Matt 01/11/2015
    Matt 01/11/2015
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    "Much less about football in this book"
    If you could sum up Tales from the Secret Footballer in three words, what would they be?

    Down Rabbit Hole


    How would you have changed the story to make it more enjoyable?

    There is a lot less content about football in this book, and much more detail about his depression. I can see why this put off a number of TSF followers.


    Which character – as performed by Damian Lynch – was your favourite?

    All credit to Damian Lynch, did a great job performing the book. Even the dodgy Scottish and South African accents


    Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

    Could of done, 5 hours is very short for an audio book.


    Any additional comments?

    I still enjoyed this book, although it felt more like TSF was getting a lot off of his chest writing this book than writing about football. There is a lot of brutal honesty in this book that you really respect the guy for, however I think going into such detail about the quantum mechanics was a mistake, and the point he was trying to make with it kind of fizzled out.

    Still found myself moving straight to the next TSF book, so it didn't put me off that much.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    David Toop 24/06/2015
    David Toop 24/06/2015
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    "More more more"

    Excellent listen to the on goings inside and outside the training ground.
    Leaves you wanting more tales from footballs biggest stars and football teams.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    Duncan Oval, United Kingdom 08/01/2015
    Duncan Oval, United Kingdom 08/01/2015 Member Since 2015

    Always up for new listens, particularly crime, thrillers, Nordic noir and historical fiction. Rom Com and chick lit need not apply...

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    "Honesty only gets you so far"

    TSF is again commended for railing against stereotype and providing some good insights. However I didn't enjoy this as much as his first book. The anecdotes were the weakest part of the book, particularly the not-so-amusing ones about fellow pros and their offseason japes. The narration was also a little too blokey for my taste.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    Rowan pembroke dock, United Kingdom 30/12/2014
    Rowan pembroke dock, United Kingdom 30/12/2014 Member Since 2016

    Avid listener of books. All sorts

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    "Interesting subject just a dislikable bloke"

    Without many books out there like it beggars can't be choosers but the guy is quite hypercritical, arrogant and pretty dislikable.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    Haggy 02/09/2015
    Haggy 02/09/2015 Member Since 2016
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    "Utter rubbish!"
    Would you try another book written by The Secret Footballer or narrated by Damian Lynch?

    Yes Damien Lynch is grand!


    What could The Secret Footballer have done to make this a more enjoyable book for you?

    Actually talked about football rather than his personal drug habbits, depression and giving lessons on quantum mechanics.


    What didn’t you like about Damian Lynch’s performance?

    N/A


    What reaction did this book spark in you? Anger, sadness, disappointment?

    Disgust at the utter awfulness!


    Any additional comments?

    If he spent as much time talking about football as he did with drugs, quantum mechanics, and a personal life that we can not relate to as his identity is hidden then the book would have been fine. if you liked the first book stick to that, dont waste your time or money on this, it is truly awful!

    0 of 1 people found this review helpful

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