The 200 years' (and counting) peace was a time of tranquility that hasn't been seen since...well, ever. Mankind in the Galactic Age had finally conquered war, so what was left for the military to do but drink and barbecue? That's the kind of military that Sergeant R. Wilson Rogers lived in before he left the fleet to become a smuggler.
But it turns out that smuggling is hard. Like getting-arrested-for-dealing-with-pirates-and-forced-back-into-service kind of hard. It doesn't seem so bad - the military was a perpetual tiki party anyway - but when Rogers returns after only a year away, something has changed. These are soldiers - actual soldiers doing actual soldier things like preparing for a war that Rogers is sure doesn't exist. Rogers vows to put a stop to all this nonsense - even if it means doing actual work.
With an experienced ear for military doublespeak, Joe Zieja has created a remarkable and sarcastic adventure in Mechanical Failure.
©2016 Joseph Zieja (P)2016 Tantor
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"Sign me up for book 2 & 3"
This is one of the best first novels I've ever "read" of any genre.
The narration has the totally engrossing quality of a story being told (well), rather than one merely being read. The only other author who has had that effect on me was Nathan Lowell.
There's a character in this book who has a similar talent - you want to stop and listen intently to every single word.
[CALL FUNCTION: EXPRESS ADMIRATION AND ENJOYMENT. OUTPUT STRING: I look forward to the other two books in the series (and hopefully more). Seriously. This book is [EXPLETIVE] hilarious and very well written.
"like redshirts or spacequest"
always welcome an opportunity to hear a book read by the author! for better or worse, you get exactly the spirit the author was trying to convey. all in all, it was a funny lighthearted book that was a well needed break from all the serious military sci-fi i have been reading. awesome!
"took a bit to find it's voice"
The first third of the book was a bit clumsy and I didn't get a good feel for where it was going (not in a good way). However, as it progressed, it started hitting it's beats and ended up worth the ride. I was expecting something along the lines of Red Shirts (John Scalzi) but it headed in more of a Futurama vibe, not in a bad way. I enjoyed the secondary characters, there were some LOL moments. I won't spoil them, but you'll know.
"This book helped save my job!"
I have hard job, had had enough of the idiots at work. I was going to jump ship . I got this Sunday night ,started in ,and did not want to put it down. I went to work started it back up,and made it through the day! At the end of the shift a co-worker asked what I was laughing about all day. He said I have worked with you for three years , and I have never seen you laugh like that! Get this!
"fun to read."
you might consider it cheezy. but definitely fun to read. i spent good time listening to it.
This is a really fun book! I can't wait to read the next book. You will not regret spending a credit. The narration is fantastic.
"Ok. Not quite good enough."
Just ok because I really didn't like the main character for the first half of the book. He wasn't very smart but compared to all the other characters he was a genius. I really enjoy books read by authors if they are able to verbalize what they heard in their head pretty well and this author seemed to. I don't think I'll listen to the next though. It just didn't connect with me.
"Humorous SciFi - Doesn't Quite Make it For Me"
I like lighthearted, humorous SciFi and this story has interesting aspects and potential. I wanted to like it and made it through all 30 chapters. It starts off a little slow and repetitive. I think it could be a good story if it was shorter. For me the story took too long to develop/tell for the amount of material. The author's narration was very good.
From the other reviews it is obvious that some people really enjoyed the book. Part of me wanted to enjoy this book as it reminds me of my early SciFi reading of Harry Harrison's books. I don't think I could fully recommend it.
I liked some of the scenes with Rogers and "The Viking".
No, not unless it was beefed up substantially.
The level of dysfunction and ignorance of the leaders and crew was over the top and can only be compared to the current state of the federal government!
"Awesome book, had me laughing out loud in public."
This is the first self narrated book that I have enjoyed. I would listen to this guy read others books as well. He needs to work on using different voices for different characters but he did a great job overall.
I have bought scores of audio books on audible but have never been moved to write a review. This new author deserves it. I will be keeping my eye out for any new stuff that he writes. He has a great sense of humor.
"hilarious and exceedingly difficult to put down ."
my god this book made me laugh out loud many many times . I had such a hard time putting it down. usually authors don't make good readers but this performance was quite Good . The story was airy and made to amuse. The characters unique and we'll defined
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