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  • Fred, the Vampire Accountant, Book 3
  • By: Drew Hayes
  • Narrated by: Kirby Heyborne
  • Length: 9 hrs and 52 mins
  • 4.8 out of 5 stars (150 ratings)
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Bloody Acquisitions

By: Drew Hayes
Narrated by: Kirby Heyborne
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Summary

With a thriving parahuman accounting practice, a steady relationship, and a circle of trusted friends, Fred's undead life has become more enjoyable than his normal one ever was. Unfortunately it also seems that he's no longer the only vampire to appreciate the up-and-coming city of Winslow, Colorado. A new clan of vampires is moving in, and they aren't well known for tolerating outsiders in their territory.

Now Fred must cope with the growing presence - and threat - of other vampires even as he struggles to keep up with his business' demands and make time for his friends. Between hidden parahuman towns, crazed vampire hunters, quarreling mages, and the world's least subtle spy, it will take all of Fred's wiles just to keep his head above water. And as the new clan sinks their fangs deeper and deeper into his city, the undead accountant is faced with a choice between two equally unappealing options: flee his home or stand against an entire clan of fellow vampires.

©2016 Andrew Hayes (P)2016 Tantor

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this is garbage

but that being said it is enthralling garbage that me and my Pal have become addicted to. we can't stop listening. it's awesome, engaging, funny and fun. it's trash. but good trash you need it in your life

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Not as good as book 2 but still good.

I really enjoyed this. It definitely wasn't as exciting as book 2 and felt a bit deus-ex-machina-y at times but it was good none the less. The stories were fun and I did laugh out loud at a few of the jokes. The narration was good too.

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I love this series

Just get these books on your app and enjoy

Drew Hayes is a wordsmith par excellence

Thanks Drew for giving me a whole new world to explore

GET WRITTEN MORE!!

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Great series

The best series drew does but start with the first book in the series. Not this one

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