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The Horologicon Audiobook

The Horologicon

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Publisher's Summary

The Horologicon - which means 'a book of things appropriate to each hour' - follows a day in the life of unusual, beautiful, and forgotten English words. From the moment you wake to the second your head hits the pillow, there's a cornucopia of hidden words ready for every aspect of your day.

Do you tend to lie in bed before dawn worrying? Then you have the Old English ailment of uhtceare. Uhtceare can lead on to dysania (inability to get out of bed) and other zwoddery problems, which many have suffered but few can name.

From encounters with office ultracrepidarians, lunchtime scamblers, and six o'clock sturmovschinas to the post-work joys of thelyphthoric grinagogs and nimtopsical nympholepsy, Mark Forsyth, author of the Sunday Times number one best seller The Etymologicon, unearths words that you didn't even know you needed. From antejentacular to bedward by way of nuncheon, at last you can say, with utter accuracy, exactly what you mean.

©2012 Mark Forsyth (P)2014 Audible, Inc.

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    steven Beverley, United Kingdom 06/12/2013
    steven Beverley, United Kingdom 06/12/2013 Member Since 2016
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    "amusing and informative, great combination"
    Would you listen to The Horologicon again? Why?

    I would, because its very funny and full of strange facts about the history of English words. It is an entertaining listen for someone who loves learning and likes a chuckle whilst doing so.


    What did you like best about this story?

    how everything relates to each other. the circle of learning idea is a brilliant one. the end takes you right back to the beginning making it easy and very temping to re-listen straight away.


    What about Simon Shepherd’s performance did you like?

    he was easy to listen to and had a charming way of dishing out the information to the listener.


    Did you have an emotional reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

    It made me laugh. I had to hold back large smiles when walking in public though, so as not to make someone thing I was crazy.


    Any additional comments?

    This is a great book for people who love learning new things and new words too.

    3 of 3 people found this review helpful
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    Penguin Norfolk, UK 07/04/2013
    Penguin Norfolk, UK 07/04/2013 Member Since 2010
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    "Wonderfully funny and informative"

    This book is an absolute treat - so good that I'm seriously thinking of buying a paper copy as well. It's a fantastic, idiosyncratic collection of rarely (or never) used English words, organised into a 'book of hours' or Horologicon - so that there are words related to getting up, breakfast, going into the office etc. It's very tongue-in-cheek and the only issue with it is that I usually buy audiobooks to help me get off to sleep, but I don't want to miss a word of this one!



    Simon Shepherd does a wonderful job of reading it too, although it would have been helpful to have a few more spellings and a few less 'word - pronounced 'word'' given that this is an audio book and he's obviously already just pronounced it.

    3 of 3 people found this review helpful
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    Sarah 11/03/2015
    Sarah 11/03/2015 Member Since 2012
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    "Great fun and brilliantly read"

    superb reading brings the book to life, even the list at the end reads like poetry

    2 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    L. Dawson-bowling United Kingdom 12/08/2014
    L. Dawson-bowling United Kingdom 12/08/2014

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    "Fabulous marriage of jolly dry wit & etymology"
    What made the experience of listening to The Horologicon the most enjoyable?

    I loved the hour-by-hour description of humdrum modern life in the context of archaic words, and indeed habits, that never quite lasted the test of time. Dry witty delivery too.


    Any additional comments?

    The only slight oddity is I don't think the editing has been brilliantly done. There are times where Shepherd restarts a sentence clearly thinking the editing team would cut out the version where he hesitated but in fact where the listener... but in fact where the listener experiences a weird duplicate sentence.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    Amazon Customer Derby, UK 18/10/2013
    Amazon Customer Derby, UK 18/10/2013 Member Since 2012

    Retired research mechanical/mining engineer.

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    "A Disappointment"
    What could Mark Forsyth have done to make this a more enjoyable book for you?

    He was too close to the subject and, I suspect, too pleased with his success with his first book to be objective. This book is nothing like as interesting as Horologicon and even that was a book that was not good for a second read. He needs a better proof-reader who will stand up to him.


    How did the narrator detract from the book?

    His delivery was very flat.He appeared to have no interest in the book and gave the impression of being completely bored by the whole thing.


    What reaction did this book spark in you? Anger, sadness, disappointment?

    Disappointment.


    Any additional comments?

    I would not recommend this book under almost any circumstances.

    3 of 4 people found this review helpful
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    Dennis Greenock, United Kingdom 24/02/2013
    Dennis Greenock, United Kingdom 24/02/2013
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    "just no"

    Not as good as The Etymologicon which was fantastic.

    Bought this book to get more from the author but wasn't interested in old words that no one has ever used

    Didn't finish it

    3 of 4 people found this review helpful
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    MR MICHAEL J BAILEY 20/06/2016 Member Since 2015
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    "Wonderfully done!"

    A brilliant way of introducing us to so many beautiful words and phrases! My copy skipped a few times while listening to it on my phone so not sure if there was a problem with the download but I still loved every second!

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    david 19/06/2016
    david 19/06/2016 Member Since 2016
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    "Really good"

    Everything about this is brilliant. Humour, interest, pace and narration.
    It's a must have for anyone who enjoys learning about history and the English language whilst having fun.
    I strongly recommend this and Mark's - at present - two other books.

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