It's hardest to belong when you're closest to home....
One wet Friday evening, Professor Andrew Martin of Cambridge University solves the world's greatest mathematical riddle. Then he disappears. When he is found walking naked along the motorway, Professor Martin seems different. Besides the lack of clothes, he now finds normal life pointless. His loving wife and teenage son seem repulsive to him. In fact, he hates everyone on the planet. Everyone, that is, except Newton. And he's a dog.
Can a bit of Debussy and Emily Dickinson keep him from murder? Can the species which invented cheap white wine and peanut butter sandwiches be all that bad? And what is the warm feeling he gets when he looks into his wife's eyes?
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"The Humans is a laugh-and-cry book. Troubling, thrilling, puzzling, believable and impossible. Matt Haig uses words like a tin-opener. We are the tin." (Jeanette Winterson)
"The Humans is tremendous; a kind of Curious Incident meets The Man Who Fell to Earth. It's funny, touching and written in a highly appealing voice." (Joanne Harris)
"This is a tender, funny novel about the often irrational ways humans behave, written in accessible prose, and invites comparison with Mark Haddon and Patrick Ness." (Independent)
"Excellent . . . very human and touching indeed." (Patrick Ness)
Will read anything within reason.
If I could write like Matt Haig I would be able to express how much I adored this book. When there is so much out there that is cynical and crass it is truly astonishing to pick up and read a story that is so profound and full of compassion. On top of that it is funny and exciting and for the first time in my life I appreciate that mathematics does have some point after all.
This has gone into my top ten all time favourite books. Why? Because when his little finger touched hers I thought this expressed more about love than anything I had ever read before.
I am now impatient to read other books from this wonderful author.
This gets an infinite number of stars from me.
Art student, counsellor, traveler in both time and space, love grim fantasy, literary fiction and good crime. I listen as I paint.
I got this book on the strength of reviews, here and elsewhere, and found it to be really enjoyable. It made me laugh a lot - the author has a way of allowing us to see ourselves from the outside which shows just how ridiculous, contradictory, yet endearing humans can be. As someone who has become rather pessimistic about the future of humanity and our inability to do what is necessary to make the world a better place (I include myself here) this book managed to make me see myself and others in a better light. Maybe humans aren't all bad! Thanks Matt Haig for shining a little light into my bleak outlook.
Audio Addict - Love to listen when going to work or working out, waking up or passing out.
This really wasn't what I expected, but I loved this Audiobook, one of my favourites so far, it's also seriously funny in places.
I can massively recommend it, however I don't want to say too much about it because I don't want to give much away. It IS SciFi, but not in a Star Trek sort of way.
Get this and enjoy it.
At first the book reminded me of the US sit-com Third Rock from the Sun where aliens from another planet take human-form but are confused by the human way of life leading to many funny situations. There’s a darker side to the book’s story as the alien has come to stop human scientific progress by killing a brilliant mathematics professor and taking on his form. At first the alien has contempt for the bumbling human primitives, however, it gradually gets drawn into family life and becomes ‘humanized’. Much of the book is steeped in somewhat simplistic, feel-good philosophies of life with a fair bit of science bad, the arts good dichotomy. But a few of the homilies did make me ponder on the what it is to be human and just how insignificant we and planet Earth are in the scheme of things.
Overall I enjoyed the book particularly the alien’s naive approach to relationships and bewilderment at what we eat and drink.
The narrator is very good and has a range of accents to dramatise the story.
All things English :)
It was surprising. I haven't realised on bying it it will be about 'aliens' - but I'm glad I didn't. I would never have read it and it is worth reading even if you don't like science-fiction (which I don't)
The list of things the main character tells his son to do in life, Written from a perspective of an "alien" it was witty, funny and smart!
I've never heard him before, but he was very good.
The list again!
The beginning was slightly irritating - a bit too long. but I'm glad I kept on listenieng. The way the "alien" explained to himself the way our world (and especially the UK) works was interesting. Good book!
This has to be one of the best books I have listened to on audible. The narrator is excellent and very easy to listen to. the story is funny, tragic, morbid, comical and ultimately Human.
It makes you look at the simplest things of our everyday lives and gives a different perspective on what it means to be alive and mortal. The beauty of the earth and the wonders of human nature and the world we have created. This book gets a huge big thumbs up from me and I would like to discover more of Matt Haigs books.
Professor Andrew Martin, Cambridge mathematician, is dead. An alien, in his body, returns in his place. That would normally be enough to make me switch off, turn away, put the book down - but bear with me - The Humans is utterly brilliant. Everyone should have a copy.
In The Humans Matt Haig manages to avoid being twee, ridiculous or schmaltzy. The novel is almost a series of essays, a meditation on what it means to be human, but leavened with humour and held together with some strong narrative glue.
The Humans is a cross between Fermat’s Last Theorem and ET. It’s a glorious mix of science, poetry and what it means to love.
At its heart, The Humans is a modern-day gender-role reversal of The Little Mermaid, a creature who abandons his own atmosphere, trading a life of ease for one of unending suffering, all for love.
Listening to audible while walking the dogs is one of life's true pleasures.
I've not read the print version but I generally find the audio version of books more enjoyable.
There is nothing to compare this to. This is such a great work. You NEED to read this book it might just change your life.
I don't think I've heard this narrator before.
There are so many moments in this book that will move you, to joy, to tears and everything in between.
If you've given up hope on the human race then read this, it'll help. This will do much more for you than any self help book you could possibly read. The story is great but the underlying message is greater, I truly loved this. I'm not one to return to books but I'll want to listen to this once a year for the rest of my life to remind me that among the tragedies that us humans are just great at creating, there is still beauty.
I have always been 'a reader'. People may class this as a lazy hobby but even from the trashiest books you can learn something of value!
I loved his innocent mistakes whilst trying to understand our way of life.
How he related his day - mentioning he had had sex with Maggie, almost as an after thought.
It was an enjoyable listen. A different slant on SciFi.
I found this book absorbing. Its not my usual read but after the first few chapters I found myself absorbed in the unfolding & undoing of the questionably superior being and what it means to be human. The final chapters are ones I'll go back to when I or my kids need to make sense of our world. Loved it.
"Not a psykology book"
The story was predictable, but mildly entertaining. I'm 19, so it might be more fun for an older audience.
"I love it"
I came to this by the repeated mentions by Brady haron of the hello internet podcast (audible sponsors the show). This was a fantastic experience, offering excellent insights into humans, love and life. It's a surprisingly philosophical book that well foreshadowed. Honestly, it's the kind of classic that I feel high school English classes should teach.
The performance was good. I listened at 1.25x speed. No complaints, the English accent fit the setting.
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