Blind dates? Online dating profiles? Been there, done that.
Georgia Cummings has zero luck with dating, and the era of the Internet is not her friend. No matter how fast she runs, how many corners she turns, she can't find her way out of this weird, alternate universe where men think dick pics are a replacement for small talk and getting to know a girl. One more crotch selfie and she might write men off for good.
But why can't she stop fantasizing about him?
Kline Brooks is the quintessential billionaire bad boy - dark, styled, short hair, muscles for days, and a panty-dropping smile.
Except he isn't. As his employee, he won't touch her with a 10-foot pole. And she won't touch him either. Too bad their hormones missed the memo.
©2016 Max Monroe (P)2016 Tantor
"I highly recommend this one. Fans of romantic comedies, billionaire romances, and sweet and charming reads will certainly want to try out this book." (Pretty Little Book Reviews)
"Sweet Funny Romance!!!"
I had already read this book before I listened to the audiobook, but I love that I get to experience it in another medium. This book is not what you'd expect it to be. Billionaire? Check. Bad boy? Nope. Womanizing arrogant jerk? Not even close. But it will make you laugh and it will make you smile.
One of the most memorable moments came when Kline called Georgia from his flight and asked her to give a play-by-play of a football game going on that he and Thatch had a bet on. She, not being a football fan, does not know any football lingo so they have to interpret her commentary, including her very funny nicknames for the players in the game. I was laughing so hard!
There's also a scene where Geogia has an allergic reaction and takes way too much Benadryl.
I really enjoyed all of the characters, but I have to say that I have a soft spot for Kline, and Thatch and Cassie were hilarious best friends. Both CJ Bloom and Eric Michael Summerer did a wonderful job! I've listened to both of them before and always enjoy their performances.
I listened to it all in one sitting!
In Tapping the Billionaire Kline Brooks is the owner of a large media company and Georgia Cummings is the head of the marketing department. One night Kline is at work and his mother calls him to tell him that she set him up with a date for an upcoming gala, not wanting to go with yet another self-obsessed floosie Kline tells his mother he already has a date. Georgia is working late at the office listening and singing along (to a very inappropriate song... It deals with her neck, her back, her...) when Kline walks in and asks her to be his date to an upcoming gala - she eventually agrees.
Let me just say that this book wasn't what I was expecting, and I mean that in the best way possible. It's got a very strong male and female lead which I really enjoyed. The billionaire romance is starting to get a little saturated but this was fresh and new. Yes, there are cliches, but that's part of what makes romance so enjoyable. There isn't a lot of angst, but it's also not all sex scenes, while there is a bunch of sex there is also a lot of substance inbetween. We get to see the day to day life of the characters, work and home life (there is an asshole cat named Walter in it), so it feels like you're invested and you care. This book also doesn't take itself too seriously, it's fun and funny and the perfect escape. I highly recommend it!
"Fun Story But Skip the Audio"
The excerpt sounded really good and most of the reviews were favorable so I was really looking forward to this. I should preface this my saying that a lot of this is likely just based on personal preference so take it as you will.
First of I think this probably would have been much better if I had bought the e-book and not the Audible. The narration just flat out ruined this for me. The male narrator was fairly decent but the female narrator was just awful in my opinion. She overly emphasized every other word and she practically yelled the dialogue. It was horribly distracting. The dialogue itself didn't help. A lot of it was cringe worthy. The nicknames drove me nuts and some of the sex euphemisms just made me roll my eyes.
The overall story was fun and there were parts that made me laugh out loud in a good way but there were just too many nitpicks for me to really enjoy it. I don't know if it was because of the narrator but I just didn't care for the female protagonist. She just seemed too flighty. I may try another book of this author's but in e-book form to see if the audio really makes that much difference.
"Will listen over and over!"
Only the second review I have posted on Audible and I have a 500 book library! Witty, fun, sweet, amazing dialogue. just wondering when the other 5 books in the series are on audible. They will be purchased immediately by this loyal audible subscriber.
"One of the best"
This was truly one of the best books I have ever listened to. I loved the narrators, they really helped to make this book great! The writing was awesome, the story line was great and some of the dialogue was so funny.
"too cute and funny"
I love books it was funny, love scenes, hot steamy scenes.these are the best I can't wait to hear the Next book I'm hoping there's a next book otherwise I'll be crushed!!
loved this book so much that I couldn't stop listening. can't wait for the next book on this series.
"Laughed by a** off"
Hot, hilarious, makes you smile!
Probably one of my fAvorite series so far! Must listen!
I loved this book, I really wish they would make a movie from this. I laughed so much and enjoyed it right to the end!
"Hilariously funny and Supper hot🔥"
This book should come with a choke hazzard warning due to the gut busting banter 😂😂😂
I nearly had sweet tea spraying out my nose while listening to the d#ck pic scene.
And the sex scenes had my cheeks blushing red 🔥🔥🔥
The narration was flawless!! CJ and Eric did a perfect job of making their tones match what was need for the scene.
This book is so credit Worthy I just picked up the whole series.
well written, great 'repartee' a really enjoyable listen...and I really enjoyed the narration duo choice.
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