Claire is a 20-something, single mom who grudgingly helps her best friend sell sex toys while she attempts to make enough money to start her own business to give her foul-mouthed, but extremely loveable (when he's asleep) toddler a better life.
When Carter, the one-night-stand from her past that changed her life forever, shows up in her hometown bar without any recollection of her besides her unique chocolate scent, Claire will make it a point that he remembers her this time.
With Carter's undisguised shock at suddenly finding out he has a four-year-old son and Claire's panic that her stretch marks and slim-to-none bedroom experience will send the man of her dreams heading for the hills, the pair will do whatever they can to get their happily ever after.
Warning: Contains explicit sex, profanity, and enough sarcasm to choke a horse.
©2012 Tara Sivec (P)2013 Audible, Inc.
If you are obsessed by your vagina, then maybe this book has some appeal. The endless discussion of male and female genitalia in what is I think, supposed to be a humorous way, becomes tedious in the extreme. The story line is so thin, and the characters predictable and one dimensional.
I found the poor language actually got in the way of any story that might actually be there. It was neither funny nor insightful, erotic, or a beautiful love story; simply one long litany of sexual language and swear words which bored me to death. About two thirds of the way through I gave up. This is my first ever bad purchase.
"Engaging and fun read for gym workout."
Story was interesting, fun and light. Another great read for time on the elliptical. Only complaint is the almost constant blasphemy when there are less distracting ways to express emphasis, surprise, excitement....Don't call heaven unless you really need to.
"OMG I CAN'T BREATH!"
Laugh out loud till you can no longer breath and have tears running down your face funny! The most hilarious book I have ever read!
Warnings: This book contains a lot of profanity, rude remarks, sexual undertones, sex toys, chocolate, violence, drinking, and drugs.
This book is not for those who lack a sense of humor or those who are uptight!
Now that is out of the way. Let me tell you to GRAB this book now if you are the types of person who can handle all the warnings. You will not regret this book at all. You will laugh like you have never laughed before. I imagine that everyone can relate to this book in one of the many LOL moments, rather it be things you may have thought or things you may have wanted to say to someone but was too nice to say them.
The characters are loveable but are no holds bars with their way of speech. I think these characters could even make sailors blush. (Cruse like a sailor) remember those words because sailors aint got nothing on this group!
This book starts of with Claire who is a virgin, one night at a college party she meets a guy and decides its time to pop her cherry. From there the laughs begin. I do not want to go into to much of the story so I will stop there. The story is written to where you know what they are thinking inside of their heads ( you know those thoughts you say to yourself but never dare say out loud since its no PC) yeah!!! Then you have those random thoughts that you think so loud that they pop out your mouth and every one's jaws hit the floor! LMAO!!!!
This book is all kinds of crazy ass fun! A laugh a minute that one can not ever regret. If you love comedy and/or America's funniest videos, I highly suggest you pick up this book.
This book is so zany and the sexual innuendos are hilarious. Thank you for the LOL's
This was one of the funniest books I have ever listened to. Claire was so funny and Gavin was also Claire and Carter had a one night stand when she was in college and got pregnant Carter spend 5 years trying to remember the girl who smelt like chocolate. I loved listening to this book and can't wait to listen to the rest of this series.
I don't know but liked this
told my bff bout this cuz she needed cheering up - and so did I. It worked and we laughed our asses off. It may not be for everyone but def gonna listen to more of this series when I just want good dirty humor!
"Raunchy good fun, great narrator!"
Yes, because the narration was really dead pan and spot on.
No not yet. But i'm def on for more.
Great summer book - i had so much fun on the beach listening to this. I plan to get all 3. Cool & LOL funny!
"bring 'em on - fun loved it!"
I read this and shared it with some friends but listening to it was even better. I loved the narrateor = she was very spot on with just giving it to us and that's what I like best about this book. - it's really surprising and just gives you a lot of stuff you don't expect that makes you laugh and feel good.
she added a lot of life to the comedy
"One of the best I've heard"
This book was great. Laughed from start to finish. This is definitely one to listen to again.
"3 1/2 stars"
Very funny and light listen. Not a lot happens in the book. It's basically just a plain enjoyable romance. I will say the vagina jokes got really, really old. I think I'd expect more plot for a credit but I got it on sale and I'm very happy with it for a funny laugh out loud light listen.
"So frikkin' funny n' great narration!"
Romy is da bomb! She was sooooo on it with all the different characters and funny situations - very believable and usually I'm sort of turned off by a lot of audible narrators cause they sound like they're on pbs or something but I just really liked how real romy made everything and I really related to the characters.
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