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Money: A Suicide Note | [Martin Amis]

Money: A Suicide Note

The story of John Self and his insatiable appetite for money, alcohol, drugs, porn, and more. Ceaselessly inventive and thrillingly savage, it is a tale of life lived without restraint; of money and the disasters it can precipitate.
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Publisher's Summary

The story of John Self and his insatiable appetite for money, alcohol, drugs, porn, and more. Ceaselessly inventive and thrillingly savage, it is a tale of life lived without restraint, of money and the disasters it can precipitate.

As an added bonus, when you purchase our Audible Modern Vanguard production of Martin Amis' book, you'll also get an exclusive Jim Atlas interview added to your library.

©1986 Martin Amis (P)2009 Audible, Inc.

What the Critics Say

"Absolutely one of the funniest, smartest, meanest books I know. John Self, the Rabelaisian narrator of the novel, is an advertising man and director of TV commercials who lurches through London and Manhattan, eating, drinking, drugging and smoking too much, buying too much sex, and caring for little else besides getting the big movie deal that will make him lots of money. Hey, it was the '80s. Most importantly, however, Amis in Money musters more sheer entertainment power in any single sentence than most writers are lucky to produce in a career." (Amazon.com review)

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    Jackdaw Newton Abbot, Devon, United Kingdom 24/05/2010
    Jackdaw Newton Abbot, Devon, United Kingdom 24/05/2010
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    "Right book - wrong version!"

    Don't download this version under ANY circumstances. 'Money - A Suicide Note' is a very entertaining book which is performed superbly by Stephen Pacey in the BBC version, also available through Audible. This dreary alternative reading, however, will drive you to write your own suicide note way before you get to the end.

    8 of 9 people found this review helpful
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    Mark Andover, United Kingdom 17/10/2012
    Mark Andover, United Kingdom 17/10/2012 Member Since 2006
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    "Dark and Funny"

    This is the first Martin Amis book I have read / listened to and I wasn't disappointed. Money is an adult and darkly funny satire set in the early eighties with a great central character. I cannot agree with a previous reviewer about not downloading this audiobook version - despite it being introduced (not by the narrator) in a deep and overly sincere American voice as: Money, a suicide note, by "Mart'n A'mee"... It could almost have been part of the joke, given what follows in the story.

    I very much enjoyed Graeme Malcom's narration. I thought he voiced the main characters well and his general rhythm and dead pan delivery suited the tone of the book and really brought across it's humorous and moving moments.

    I am now annoyed that there currently isn't a Graeme Malcom read London Fields or The Information available on Audible.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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  • Dawn
    United States
    23/08/11
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    "Mr. Toad's Wild Ride"

    Like a rollercoaster, this book is not for everyone. Our hero's self-destructive behavior is either off-putting or endearing - you'll have to decide for yourself. I liked him. I also thought the social commentary pretty funny and I think the writer did a great job with exposing the human condition on the lowest of levels with compassion. I also found the reader's voice perfect for the part, and he read with a great range of feeling - from tender emotion to blathering drunk idiot. Well done!

    3 of 3 people found this review helpful
  • Clint
    Jannali, Australia
    15/03/14
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    "Time spent with "John Self" well used"
    What made the experience of listening to Money the most enjoyable?

    After initially being off put by Audible's pronunciation of Martin Amis I was scared. I had no need to be. Graeme Malcom's phrasing of the text and understanding of the book far surpassed my own. While listening to his reading, twice I had to worry if I would actually be able to stop laughing and breathe again. Not for the overly sensitive, as advertised, it features plenty of money, sex and pornography. If you can get over it, I found myself jealous of Martin Amis' brilliant use of language, character creations and turn of phrase. I read most of it at my sock but also listened to a good portion driving to and from work in my Fiasco. Top 10 of all time, definitely.


    What does Graeme Malcom bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

    Graeme has a far better understanding of the book than I do. His phrasing of certain sections made instantly clear passages I would have had to re-read several times to comprehend normally. As far as a "value add" is concerned Graeme is "Best. Narrator. Ever"


    Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

    I don't want to do anything for 15 hours straight. This took a number of sittings. On the plus side I did read/listen to it twice. I've never bothered with any of that before with an audiobook so I believe that says something.


    2 of 2 people found this review helpful
  • Kristin
    LOS ANGELES, CA, United States
    27/11/10
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    "engrossing"

    The protagonist is vile, but the prose is beautiful. Throughout the story, I identified with this disgusting man - which I would normally never do - and I found it thoroughly enjoyable. There were moments I almost had to pause the book because I was so overwhelmed by the writer's creative and machine gun-like use of language. Also, the narrator is fantastic - REALLY fantastic.

    2 of 2 people found this review helpful
  • Harry
    Chappaqua, NY, United States
    27/05/10
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    "Wonderful"

    Malcom's reading of this novel is impeccable. He comprehends the voice and utilizes it wonderfully. The book itself is hilarious and gripping.

    2 of 2 people found this review helpful
  • cb5177
    New York
    27/06/15
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    "Truly a drama of hyperbole lust and realism"

    Without self who are we and who is self if not himself as self?
    Desire and money are dramas greatest motivators. Mystery is a fancy coat for the two to get about in.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • Y. Scott
    Lexington, MA, United States
    25/05/15
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    "Master of unpleasant!"

    Martin Amis is a master of unpleasant. Every character is disgusting. Every situation is either nauseating or pathetic! (I think that's the point of this novel).

    Much as I hate the book itself, I have to admit Amis's brilliance with words in this novel. (Yellow Dog was awful!).

    The rhythm of his prose is more like poem. I didn't get it when I was reading on Kindle, but when I switched to Audiobook I got. Graeme Malcom did a superb job.

    If you like "nice" novels which move you or make you believe in humanity, you should stay out of Amis.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • eclectic reader
    Fort Myers, FL USA
    16/04/15
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    "Clever but I never identified with characters"

    Clever but I never identified with characters
    I found the writing and choice of words first rate. The story is funny and insightful about role of money.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • G Simmons
    Maui, HI, United States
    07/03/14
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    "SO great!"

    if you by and dnt love ill send ya the $ or a credit! -G

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • Michael Blumstein
    NYC
    29/11/14
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    "Couldn't get past the first hour"

    Listened to the first hour. Gave up. Nothing happened. Zippo. Hard-pressed to understand why Carl Hiaasen recommended this book so highly in the Wall St. Journal. Wish I had some way to give away this purchase.

    0 of 1 people found this review helpful
  • Rhonda
    Sarasota, FL, United States
    27/10/14
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    "Not worth your time"
    What would have made Money better?

    A story worth listening to


    What was most disappointing about Martin Amis’s story?

    No point. Listening to a self absorbed character get drunk and exist for sex isn't my idea of entertainment


    What about Graeme Malcom’s performance did you like?

    It was fine. He read with good characterizations


    0 of 1 people found this review helpful

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