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Hell's Super Audiobook

Hell's Super: Circles in Hell, Book One

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Publisher's Summary

"If you like Christopher Moore or Tom Holt, read Hell's Super.... Hilarious!"

How can one damned handyman keep all of hell running when everything's always breaking, devils and demons plot against him...and he's terrible at fixing things?

Steve is hell's super, its handyman. Being Mr. Fixit to the underworld keeps him and his assistant, Orson Welles (yes, that Orson Welles), pretty busy, since things go on the blink all the time down there. No malfunction has ever created so much inconvenience, though, as the malfunction of hell's escalator, which leads from the pearly gates to the depths of Hades. What's worse: The breakdown appears to be sabotage.

Satan calls in Steve to investigate. But Steve is distracted these days. He's in love with Flo, a gorgeous, almost saintly figure who has come to hell by choice to ease the suffering of the damned. What's more, she seems to like him, but romance in hell? That could never be. Still, solving the mystery of the escalator could earn him some points with Satan, maybe even a chance with Flo. Or maybe not.

Hell's Super is the first volume in the satire/fantasy comedy series Circles in Hell. It has been compared to other works of "hell fiction" including The Screwtape Letters and Good Omens and to the paranormal humor of Tom Holt, Christopher Moore, and Douglas Adams.

©2013 Mark E. Cain (P)2015 Mark E. Cain

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    K. J. Noyes Derbyshire, UK 21/01/2016
    K. J. Noyes Derbyshire, UK 21/01/2016

    Katy Noyes

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    "Hell's looking at you, kid..."
    Where does Hell's Super rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?

    I have listened to hundreds in the last decade. This is well read and enjoyable (see comments below).


    What was one of the most memorable moments of Hell's Super?

    I liked all the scenes with Flo really, and how that plot line developed. The moments with Steve and the Devil (and the Devil appearing in different characters) was also very memorable.


    Which character – as performed by Michael Gilboe – was your favourite?

    Steve - the most rounded out I would say, though the Devil is pretty funny in all his guises and moods.


    Did you have an emotional reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

    I listened to it a lot when jogging, when commuting, and it lightened my journeys. I can't say I laughed out loud, but I would guess I had a wry smile on my face.


    Any additional comments?

    4.5 stars

    I loved Good Omens, I Lucifer, the film Dogma - I love books that play with superstition and entrenched mythologies and imagine the everyday-ness of their world.

    This was refreshingly everyday as well - a fairly normal bloke is in Hell, for eternity. Not quite sure why (seems like a lot of fairly decent folk didn't make it upstairs), but Steve's role in the afterlife is to be Superintendent to the Underworld, and no - he's NOT good at fixing things. That's the point.

    It starts by showing us Steve's everyday life down in Hell, how hellish everything is, then it turns into a bit of an Agatha Christie/Philip Marlowe mystery/detective story, as the Devil sends his minion out on a mission to find out why the Stairs (and escalator) between the two afterlifes is broken.

    There is romance as Steve nurses a crush for the distinctly heavenly Flo (formerly a Crimean nurse with a lamp...) and is aided (or not) by his desperate-to-be-a-bigshot-again assistant Orson Welles.

    It's not overtly laugh-out-loud, it's dry humour, lighter than I was expecting, with memorable characters, and fortunately a well-written lead in Steve, the everyman schmo living a normal after-life and trying to get through the day (Monday, every day).

    Not one for those offended by humourous portrayals of Gods and devils, but I found it a very amusing audiobook (and well read by the narrator) with some funny ideas about Hell that kept me entertained.

    I was provided this audiobook at no charge by the author, publisher and/or narrator in exchange for an unbiased review.

    5 of 5 people found this review helpful
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    elly gausden London, United Kingdom 01/08/2016
    elly gausden London, United Kingdom 01/08/2016 Member Since 2016
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    "It's okay"

    It's a good idea and there's some mildly funny bits, but it's a bit dull overall. There's not a whole lot of plot, probably a short story's worth, but padded out with a lot of world building. And the main character isn't all that much fun. Yes his damnation is to be in a dull job for eternity, but I'm not sure I want to feel that when I read it.

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  • Dominic
    27/01/16
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    "Not bad for a first"

    The story was pretty decent, if a bit predictable. Fun listen.

    The narrator is decent, but not great. He can't do any non-American accent to save his life, and it gets pretty painful to listen to. On top of that, his pronunciation of certain thing (Cerberus as "kurb-er-us", for example) are just jarring.

    Not bad, not the greatest. Would listen to more if more comes and the narrator takes voice acting lessons

    7 of 7 people found this review helpful
  • Alex
    14/01/16
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    "What would your hell be?"

    I was grabbed by the description which seemed to promise a funny story of misadventures in hell. The book delivered that and more. It is also a story of someone trying to hold onto his humanity while enduring damnation. Despite being doomed to a job in hell for which he is ill-suited (thus fulfilling the promise of eternal damnation through eternal disappointment, irritation, and emotional suffering); Steve Minion still takes his job description seriously and tries to fix what he can. He does this despite knowing it will just break again. This results in a funny story with a view about how hell hell could be personalized based on individual personalities to maximize each persons suffering.

    There are some fun cameos in the book with historical characters such as Nikola Tesla, Thomas Edison, Henry Ford. etc making appearances in hell. This was a neat aspect of the book because there are some people you would think should have gone to the other place. While you never get to know exactly why some of those people ended up disqualified for heaven (Louis Braille how’d you end up in there?), it is interesting to see the author’s imagining of what those people’s personal hells could be.

    Good narration for a comedic novel is essential to getting the full effect of the author’s humour. Here I think the narrator succeeded in getting the timing and tone right for the story. It was worth listening to the book (as opposed to reading it) since it comes across as though Steve himself is telling you of his misadventures in hell. There were however accents that I was not feeling (which made me want to drop it to 3 stars) but credit to the narrator for putting in the effort to do accents. Thankfully, the worst offending accent turned out to be part of the plot (which I’m going to assume means the narrator read the work in full prior to starting the production - thus restoring the narration to 4 stars).

    Overall: the story is a nice mix of subtle puns, ironic character mixes, and funny situations. Combined with the narration, it is an entertaining listen.

    This audiobook was provided by the author, narrator, or publisher at no cost in exchange for an unbiased review courtesy of Audiobook Blast.

    12 of 13 people found this review helpful
  • Kathleen
    Folsom, CA, United States
    10/06/16
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    "NOT a Pratchett alternative"

    Hyperextended hipster nerd humor is American cheese to Pratchett's country Stilton.

    Yes, we all read the oatmeal; Edison < Tesla... Got it.

    How many times does the author make the same "bat out of hell gag?" I dunno, I got to 3 before I decided I was over this book.

    Pair that with being read to by a narrator who sounds like he got his start in the Applebee's Digital Training circle. I cannot listen to his horrible WASPy attempt at a "gay accent" without feeling like I should go donate to GLAAD in penance.

    Can't really say this whole book sucked because I dumped it at 1/5 in.

    5 of 5 people found this review helpful
  • ANGIE
    JAMESTOWN, TN, United States
    18/07/16
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    "I only made it to 3 hours"
    Any additional comments?

    Unfortunately, I only made it to exactly 3 hours before I quit. I tried, I really did. But I can sum up the first 3 hours in a few sentences.
    Steve is the superintendent to Hell.
    Satan's escalator is broken.
    There's a ton of name dropping, all famous dead people.......the ONLY characters mentioned, famous dead people.
    That completely sums up the entire first 3 hours. I can't go any further.

    3 of 3 people found this review helpful
  • alice
    chicago ridge, IL, United States
    13/04/16
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    "BOOH!"

    A really entertaining production, but if you're listening with headphones turn down the volume. BOOH (bat out of hell) has a hell of a shriek. Cain's take on Hell & the inhabitants is just LOL funny. Love the Hells created for some of histories well known characters, like Thelonious Monk doomed to play an out of tune child sized accordion for eternity. So I am now hooked on another book series. My hell will probably be that there are no real books only enticing 'coming soon' trailers.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
  • Chris
    03/02/16
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    "A Fun Story Filled with Humor and Sarcasm"
    What did you love best about Hell's Super?

    As first described, I really didn't expect to enjoy the main characters. However, they quickly developed into likeable souls that I could cheer for.


    What did you like best about this story?

    The humorous acceptance of all the damned souls circumstances.


    Have you listened to any of Michael Gilboe’s other performances before? How does this one compare?

    Excellent narration with plenty of voice distinctions.


    Who was the most memorable character of Hell's Super and why?

    The big man of the underworld himself was my favorite character.


    Any additional comments?

    Worth a credit and listen. Looking forward to more books in this series.

    ~This book was provided by the narrator via AudioBookBlast.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
  • Mary Karowski
    24/01/16
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    "Devilishly funny"

    Great story, very amusing. Love the generational mix of characters. Narrator did a great job. Not appropriate for kids but not offensive either. Look forward to the rest. I received this audiobook from the author narrator or publisher for free via audiobookblast in exchange for an unbiased review.

    4 of 6 people found this review helpful
  • Terri
    Broomfield, CO, United States
    27/01/16
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    "Snark Rules in Hell"

    Hell's Super had me hooked from opening through epilogue with the entertaining story line and characters, both human and demonic.

    Steve Minion and his assistant Orson Welles are hell's only repairmen and when the only way into hell breaks, the hilarity begins. Along the way you get to meet up with famous personalities and discover what hell might be to them.

    One of my favorite characters is BOOH (Bat Out Of Hell). The antics he is involved in had me in snickers and wishing I could borrow him.

    Mark Cain has written a well thought out, intelligent comedy that is great fun to read with lots of surprises.

    Michael Gilboe is a master at the voices and inflections. You can really feel each character's feelings through his vocalizations.

    This audiobook was provided by the author/narrator/publisher at no cost in exchange for an unbiased review courtesy of Audiobook Blast.

    3 of 4 people found this review helpful
  • CM
    24/03/16
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    "pretty good"

    Once you get past the obvious Christianity plug it's a great book. I would recommend it

    3 of 5 people found this review helpful
  • David
    BRANCHVILLE, NEW JERSEY, United States
    28/09/16
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    "Disappointed "

    While the narrator isn't all that bad, albeit his accents do suck, the story as a whole is lacking and the author relies too much on deus ex machina.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful

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