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  • Deific Dozen

  • By: Brian Orlowski
  • Narrated by: Tim Welch
  • Length: 10 hrs and 50 mins
  • 4.0 out of 5 stars (1 rating)
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By: Brian Orlowski
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Summary

It has long been suspected that aliens have watched over us, interacted with us, and even tinkered with our nether regions. But until now, no one was brave enough to bring forth the truth about the connection between modern religion and aliens from another galaxy! Was Jesus given secret information from travelers from outer space? Were most of the major discoveries throughout history, like the recipe for KFC chicken, provided by spacemen? Who are the Twelvists and what is this secret society hiding? Why are Scientologists so nutty? All these questions are almost answered and semi-logically explained in an enlightening, thrilling, and comedic journey anyone with half a brain should listen to.

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Great story but poor narator

What did you like most about Deific Dozen?

It's mostly amusing and often laugh out loud funny

What other book might you compare Deific Dozen to, and why?

Da vinci code has a similar premise, but Orlowski doesn't present the story as "factual"

Who might you have cast as narrator instead of Tim Welch?

Anyone

Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?

moved me to wet my pants laughing yes.

Any additional comments?

The reading is soooo flat. If it hadn't been such a good story i probably wouldn't have put up with it

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