Listen free for 30 days

Listen with offer

  • Daft Wee Stories

  • By: Limmy
  • Narrated by: Limmy
  • Length: 6 hrs and 28 mins
  • 4.6 out of 5 stars (1,187 ratings)
Offer ends May 1st, 2024 11:59PM GMT. Terms and conditions apply.
£7.99/month after 3 months. Renews automatically.
Pick 1 audiobook a month from our unmatched collection - including bestsellers and new releases.
Listen all you want to thousands of included audiobooks, Originals, celeb exclusives, and podcasts.
Access exclusive sales and deals.
£7.99/month after 30 days. Renews automatically. See here for eligibility.
Pick 1 audiobook a month from our unmatched collection - including bestsellers and new releases.
Listen all you want to thousands of included audiobooks, Originals, celeb exclusives, and podcasts.
Access exclusive sales and deals.
Daft Wee Stories cover art

Daft Wee Stories

By: Limmy
Narrated by: Limmy
Get this deal Try for £0.00

Pay £99p/month. After 3 months pay £7.99/month. Renews automatically. See terms for eligibility.

£7.99/month after 30 days. Renews automatically. See here for eligibility.

Buy Now for £12.99

Buy Now for £12.99

Pay using card ending in
By completing your purchase, you agree to Audible's Conditions of Use and authorise Audible to charge your designated card or any other card on file. Please see our Privacy Notice, Cookies Notice and Interest-based Ads Notice.

Listeners also enjoyed...

That's Your Lot cover art
Surprisingly Down to Earth, and Very Funny cover art
Small Bones in a Fist cover art
The Satsuma Complex cover art
Alan Partridge: Big Beacon cover art
From the Oasthouse: The Alan Partridge Podcast (Series 1) cover art
Hings cover art
Garth Marenghi’s TerrorTome cover art
I, Partridge: We Need to Talk About Alan cover art
Alan Partridge: Nomad cover art
James Acaster's Classic Scrapes cover art
Waterline cover art
Ramble Book cover art
Toast on Toast cover art
HWFG cover art
Tim Key's Late Night Poetry Programme: The Complete Series 1-4 cover art

Summary

Daft Wee Stories is Limmy’s first book. It is a collection of stories. There are short stories. There are longer stories. There are stupid stories. There are thoughtful stories. There are upside-down stories. There are normal-way-up stories. There are weird stories. There are less weird stories. There are really weird stories. There is nothing else like it. Have a listen.

©2015 Brian Limond (P)2015 Random House Audiobooks

What listeners say about Daft Wee Stories

Average customer ratings
Overall
  • 4.5 out of 5 stars
  • 5 Stars
    907
  • 4 Stars
    187
  • 3 Stars
    52
  • 2 Stars
    25
  • 1 Stars
    16
Performance
  • 5 out of 5 stars
  • 5 Stars
    934
  • 4 Stars
    88
  • 3 Stars
    23
  • 2 Stars
    10
  • 1 Stars
    11
Story
  • 4.5 out of 5 stars
  • 5 Stars
    768
  • 4 Stars
    181
  • 3 Stars
    71
  • 2 Stars
    22
  • 1 Stars
    17

Reviews - Please select the tabs below to change the source of reviews.

Sort by:
Filter by:
  • Overall
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Performance
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Story
    5 out of 5 stars

Vast collection of funny stories

Lots of hilarious stories, most of which will keep you guessing about the ending right until the end. Each story was brilliantly narrated with perfect pace and tone etc The stories are typically around 8 minutes long hence really easy to dip in for a quick listen. Highly recommended!

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.

You voted on this review!

You reported this review!

10 people found this helpful

  • Overall
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Performance
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Story
    5 out of 5 stars

Belter

I'm so glad I opted for the audio book. Walking about town, sitting in a bus, looking like I'm having a stroke trying not to laugh all the time.

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.

You voted on this review!

You reported this review!

9 people found this helpful

  • Overall
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Performance
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Story
    5 out of 5 stars

Great wee stories

Really enjoyed listening to this audiobook. Limmy brings all the daft wee stories to life. It will have people giving you strange looks as you p*ss yourself laughing in public places. Well worth the strange looks and the pool of wee.

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.

You voted on this review!

You reported this review!

7 people found this helpful

  • Overall
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Performance
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Story
    5 out of 5 stars

Benny Harvie RIP

Where does Daft Wee Stories rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?

The only audiobook I've ever listened to. Wrong way up a one way street.

Who was your favorite character and why?

Rennie's Granda.

Any additional comments?

Yes

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.

You voted on this review!

You reported this review!

6 people found this helpful

  • Overall
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Performance
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Story
    5 out of 5 stars

She's turned the weans against us.

Where does Daft Wee Stories rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?

If you already know of Limmy you know what to expect from this. A great buy & highly recommend for anyone with a sense of humour.

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.

You voted on this review!

You reported this review!

4 people found this helpful

  • Overall
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Performance
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Story
    5 out of 5 stars
  • MR
  • 11-10-15

Brilliant

Hilarious, thought provoking and very observant. Also read by the author so is read with genuine inflection.

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.

You voted on this review!

You reported this review!

3 people found this helpful

  • Overall
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Performance
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Story
    5 out of 5 stars

crazy and addictive.

loved everything about this book. a real breath of fresh air. The psychology is addictive and very clever. Leaves you wanting more.

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.

You voted on this review!

You reported this review!

3 people found this helpful

  • Overall
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Performance
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Story
    5 out of 5 stars

far from daft

funny, dark, clever and brilliant
Loved this and will listen to it again soon. Genius

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.

You voted on this review!

You reported this review!

3 people found this helpful

  • Overall
    1 out of 5 stars
  • Performance
    1 out of 5 stars
  • Story
    1 out of 5 stars

rubbish

listened to the first few stories. none of them were funny or even interesting. returned the book

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.

You voted on this review!

You reported this review!

2 people found this helpful

  • Overall
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Performance
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Story
    5 out of 5 stars

Damn this guy is funny.

What did you like most about Daft Wee Stories?

The shortness of most of the stories, giving me the opportunity to have the quick chuckle when I get chance.

What other book might you compare Daft Wee Stories to, and why?

"That's Your Lot" by Limmy, because they're written by the same person.

What does Limmy bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you had only read the book?

That beautiful voice of his.

Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?

The Sally story moved me to tears.

Any additional comments?

Never even though he released a book until I went for the book reading of his 2nd release. So I got this audiobook along with his new one, found this one to be much funnier and his voice makes it all the better.

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.

You voted on this review!

You reported this review!

2 people found this helpful