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At Night She Cries, While He Rides His Steed Audiobook

At Night She Cries, While He Rides His Steed

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Saint James Street James is a tall, extremely muscular, 32-year-old man whose attributes and possessions include a mind stronger than Socrates on acid; a magnificent horse he loves more than anything in the world; a package so large that it requires a signature; a beautiful, passionate wife with a rack so perfect it belongs on a billiard table; a shit ton of children; and his own personal gold mine. His life, set in 1849 against the backdrop of the California gold rush, is one long parade of amazing sex, dynamite montages, and whiskey. But when the Schlager Brothers come to town, so too comes the end of the good times. St. James is forced to defend everything that matters to him. God help anyone who stands in his way.

©2015 Ross Patterson (P)2015 Dreamscape Media, LLC

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  • Ben
    03/05/16
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    "Fucking Awesome"

    Ross "Big Dick" Patterson has fucking written a goddamn literary fucking masterpiece. You fucking genius.

    5 of 5 people found this review helpful
  • Matthew
    27/07/15
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    "Best fucking book ever"

    Read this fucking book immediately. I've never read a better book in my life. HOLY SHIT

    5 of 5 people found this review helpful
  • Amazon Customer
    Gold Canyon, AZ, United States
    29/07/16
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    "Exquisite Literature"

    As if War & Peace and Fear and Loathing had a Zika love child. Amen.

    4 of 4 people found this review helpful
  • hunter
    12/05/16
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    "Best Book Ever!"

    Being a creation of the great Ross Patterson I knew it would be great. However apon finish this great story, I am truly shocked at how amazing it really is. If you are looking for an amazing book that is the first romance novel for dudes, then look no further than At Night She Cries Wile He Rides His Stead. Thank you St. James St. James for this amazing creation.

    4 of 4 people found this review helpful
  • Jim "The Impatient"
    Springfield, MO, United States
    28/09/16
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    "RELAX, IT'S NOT GAY"

    PUN INTENDED
    St. James Street James (named after a spot on the Monopoly Board), is the kind of guy EVERY MAN WANTS TO BE LIKE. I thought the book was funny from the get go, but was worried the first couple of hours that there would be no plot. Then when his son named TOTALLY MEXICO, often referred to as TOTALLY FUCKING MEXICO, was killed, all of a sudden there was a plot. The story and main character grew on me to the point that I was laughing out loud and interested in how it was going to end.

    YOU GIVE THOSE WHORES AN INCH, THEY WANT THE OTHER SEVEN.
    This is filled with lots of sex and lots of foul language. The sex is often and explicit.

    I THEN KICKED HIS DEAD BODY, BECAUSE WHY THE FUCK NOT
    Most of the blood and gore is not that explicit, but I did catch myself cringing a couple of times

    WHOEVER SAID MONEY CAN'T BUY HAPPINESS, WAS OBVIOUSLY FUCKING POOR.
    The author is the narrator and he does a great job, sounds like a crew of people.

    I'M NOT GOING TO APOLOGIZE FOR BEING A MAN
    I have OLD MAN STRENGTH and I really liked this sophomoric, politically incorrect, roll on the ground funny book. If you got the BALLS to get this book and love it, than you will also want to check out, Pandora's Box, by Jack Iceflo Jackson.

    IT'S GO TIME!!

    3 of 3 people found this review helpful
  • Amazon Customer
    27/09/16
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    "SPECTACULAR!!"

    Very well written piece of fine literature and then to have Ross and Jessie read it to me made it the best thing my ears have ever heard.

    3 of 3 people found this review helpful
  • Amazon Customer
    17/09/16
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    "Amazing"

    One of the best audiobooks I think I have ever listen to. Hilarious and funny. I thought I was going to puke and also poo myself multiple times.

    3 of 3 people found this review helpful
  • Joshua
    15/09/16
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    "All the way up, over the top,"

    I came here from drinkin bros podcast and range 15 movie. This is a must read/ listen to book.

    3 of 3 people found this review helpful
  • krystal
    15/09/16
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    "Sequel pls! And movie pls! Make it happen Mr.Ross!"

    I love this book and it honestly has changed my life just like @stjamesstjames said it would! I have listened to it a couple times now. I'd give it a million fu**in stars if I could. Sincerely @ninja_is_life!

    3 of 3 people found this review helpful
  • Brian Phillips
    16/09/16
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    "superb"

    this is the greatest romance novel for dudes I have ever read in my life

    2 of 2 people found this review helpful

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