This is a holiday paranormal romantic comedy novella for your listening pleasure!
It's Christmas at the Cressida House, and all hell is breaking loose.
Tree? Decorated and lit. Elf on a Shelf? Seated with style. Baby Jesus on the mantle? Fourteen neatly in a row. Life-size Nutcracker? Creepy, but standing proud. Invitations sent to entire immortal family to celebrate the holiday? Possibly the stupidest damn thing I've ever done.
Mixing heaven and hell on my cousin's famous birthday seemed like such a brilliant idea. I wanted my baby's first Christmas to be special - memorable. I'd like to chalk my heinous idea up to having been falling-down drunk, but that won't fly, as it's insanely difficult for a Vampyre to tie one on. So instead I'll deal with obscene gifts from relatives, kidnapped rock stars, and catering by Mother Nature. To complicate matters, our new family pet thinks the whole house is his toilet. Ethan and I can't even find a room with working lock on the door to spread a little holiday cheer.
Never, never again. Christmas from now on will be at a freakin' spa for the undead - no poles for dancing and no slumber parties with the devil.
I just have to make it through the next 24 hours without beheading a beloved one. Merry freakin' Christmas - and Happy New Year.
©2015 Robyn Peterman (P)2016 Audible, Inc.
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"Ho Ho Ho"
I never buy the short books in a series. Usually cost doesn't justify a 2 hour audio book. I too a chance on this one and am very glad I purchased it.
It it hilarious just like her others in this series.
This series is right up there with my other favorite groups of series by Molly Harper.
It was very entertaining to listen to. I've enjoyed every book that was written. Wonderful!
"At first I wasn't going to"
But I'm glad I did
Fun. Short. Silly. Kinky. Definitely a good little tease before the wedding ;)
"Funny Funny Funny"
I love Robyn Peterman and all her funny characters. The narrator brings them to life...if you love to laugh, you need you listen to her books...each charcter has a quirky personality and together they make for good laughs.
"Laugh your pants off"
I loved them both but the audio version adds a little as you must hear the new pet talking as it will crack you up so much.
I loved how she does the different voices including the pet. She makes the story come to life. It was already an awesome read and being able to listen to makes it that much better
It made me laugh my ass off
This is so worth a credit even being a short listen. If you need a good pick me up and want to laugh a lot you need to listen to this book
"Short but sweet. Do not miss."
Loved it all. Not a stand alone, but nice addition to overall story.
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