Eighteen-year-old Alice is unhappy. Her boyfriend is nice and polite, but he's also quick and careless in bed, and doesn't give Alice the attention and variety she craves. But he's not entirely to blame, because Alice herself doesn't understand her own needs. She's heard about what sex is supposed to be like, but has never felt anything remotely close to what she's read about in runaway bestselling books.
Then Alice follows a vibrating white rabbit down a deep, dark hole, which leads to a place beyond her wildest imagination. There are no nice boys - or girls - down here. Only those who indulge in secret, forbidden, kinky fantasies. Alice is confused and frightened and...aroused. She is bound. Teased. Spanked. Toyed. Brought to the limits of sexual endurance. And during her trials, she begins to understand her body's needs for the very first time.
This isn't the fairy tale you grew up reading. This isn't for children at all. This is for those with dark desires, who wish to explore erotic excess beyond the plain vanilla of everyday life. Follow Alice down the rabbit hole, if you dare...
©2013 Melinda DuChamp (P)2013 Brilliance Audio, all rights reserved.
Hello I am 55 years old man and I do love Audible books,as am disabled and fine it easer to listen to them.Mostly Crime and Thrillers.
Yes this is a very funny and erotic of Alice in Wonderland.
I liked the Rabbit and the Queen best but all of the book is great.
the last place with the Queen.
I Laugh all the way through the book.
there is a part 2 and a part 3 to this part 2 sounds the same as part one with a different name.but they are all good fun.
Amusing, enjoyable, well-read
Her naivety at the beginning unfolds into a knowledge.
the fact when she realised she wasn't dirty for wanting sex
"Not your typical fairytale"
I have no words to describe this very naughty version of Alice in Wonderland...
Okay, so that's not true, but WOW is the first to come to mind!
I didn't expect much from this book but I just couldn't pass up a chance to read an adult version of a classic children's fairy tail. To my surprise I really enjoyed it. It was hilarious and yet erotic. I love that the characters themselves were making fun of the parody and occasionally referring to the real world and a few of our giant corporations. (You can buy it on Amazon...)
The Mad Hatter and crew were full of puns and sarcasm and seriously had me laughing out loud - not something I've ever found myself doing while reading erotica. I didn't think it was possible to incorporate comedy, bdsm, and a classic children's fairy tale, but Melinda DuChamp pulled it off beautifully. She's quite clever.
I loved it and have already downloaded the second. Highly recommended!
This book is perfect for anyone interested in a fun and yet erotic short read. It will break up the monotony of reading the same genres over and over.
"Laughter and Hotness!"
I chose this story simply based on the title. How could you possibly make a semi BDSM version of Alice in Wonderland? Answer: apparently quite easily. The comedy comes hand in hand with steamy sex and somehow neither diminishes the other in the slightest. Reviewing completely without spoilers would be impossible so you'll just have to read it. Trust me, it's well worth the time!
"Just couldn't get into this one"
Narration was fine but the story itself didn't hold my interest for very long. I really like the consept of storybook classics being written in a different or re-vamp kind of way, but they are not living up to my level of expectation I have of them. Maybe this is not a realist choice for me. The same goes for western stories. Others may however enjoy this tyoes of stories better than I did.
This question does not apply with me. This is the first book I have owned by this author.
Her narration is playful and fits well for the adult conversion of this classic story..
No. I don't believe it would be able to hold my attention either.
My experience maybe different from others. This has been ab enlightening one for myself.
"Fun parity on a classic!"
Witty and quirky, this is an entertaining parity on the classic books. Definitely for the adult reader and definitely NOT to be taken seriously!
If you're looking for a traditional romance this is not for you. if your looking for something fun and short this is perfect. Its sort of like a SNL skit with a kinky twist!
"Pretty good, but some missed opportunities"
Absolutely amazing, but a few missed opportunities, such as the queen and the cheshire cat.
Over all pretty good
What a fun romp through wonderland exploring sexuality! A enjoyable read on how to spice up your sex life.
loved loved loved it cant wait forwhats next snd thsnk you I just KNOW my own sexb life will improve 100%
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