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The Crime Factory Audiobook

The Crime Factory

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Publisher's Summary

'The difference between a good detective and a successful criminal is paper thin' - CID induction lecture'

Welcome to the Criminal Investigation Department, aka the Crime Factory. Where the cops take and sell drugs (or steal them from the police storeroom); where they fit up, 'verbal' and harrass criminals, fight each other, drink-drive, abuse search warrants, have sex with sources, stab one another in the back (metaphorically), put each other under surveillance; abuse every aspect of their power, take bribes, cover up scandals, massage crime stats, and leak sensitive information to the The Crime Factory. Where they perform life-saving medical care in the street, comfort people as they die, deal with gruesome suicides and murders as first-on-scene, attend cot-death post-mortems, examine rotting dead junkies for signs of murder, watch guilty rapists and paedophiles walk free, fight drunk soldiers, gypsies and various psychotic individuals, go undercover to catch scumbags who force-feed them crack, find missing children, arrest thieves, muggers, dealers, rapists and murderers...The Crime Factory. It's enough to drive anyone insane.

The first book of its kind, this is the unforgettable and explosive true story of what life is really like as a police detective in the twenty-first century. Officer 'A' spent twelve years as a police officer, ten of which were as a CID detective. He resigned from the police in April 2010 and currently consults in private security and co-owns a successful business.

©2012 Andy Jennings (P)2013 Audible Ltd

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    Mav 28/05/2014
    Mav 28/05/2014

    Mav

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    What did you like most about The Crime Factory?

    It is an accurate picture of policing today and the highs and lows it contains. I may have enjoyed it more than most as I have a recent Police background but I think it could also be enjoyed by others.

    It is obvious that Damien McIntyre (Officer A) still has a real axe to grind against Surrey but it is a real rollercoaster of a story. I think the issues of PTSD and burnout are relevant to anyone on a high pressure job environment and there are plenty of those inside and outside the Police.


    What other book might you compare The Crime Factory to, and why?

    Haven't read anything like this before.


    Which character – as performed by Damian Lynch – was your favourite?

    It is non-fiction so this question isn't relevant but Mr Lynch reads it well and is easy on the ears.


    If you made a film of this book, what would be the tag line be?

    Warm Fuzz


    Any additional comments?

    I bought it for a couple of quid in the sale and definitely would never have selected it otherwise. I would have missed a treat. If you like autobiographies written by 'real' people as opposed to celebrities then I recommend you buy this. If you are thinking about going into the Police service then this should be required reading.

    The moral of the story - watch what you say out loud at work.

    9 of 9 people found this review helpful
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    Minnou BH 16/07/2015
    Minnou BH 16/07/2015 Member Since 2013

    minnou

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    "Very true and moving"
    Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

    Yes I would, having been married to a Policeman and detective, I know just how shockingly true this book is.


    What did you like best about this story?

    The very real portrayal of the police establishment, hierarchy etc plus the continued deterioration of the public's respect for the police in general and as human beings in particular.


    If you made a film of this book, what would be the tag line be?

    The same as the book title.


    Any additional comments?

    Having a certain understanding, the initial descriptions of the rank and file of the Police force made me laugh a lot, the last chapters dealing with the Authors complete breakdown was very touching and true and happens to so many of those in the front lines. I feel comments regarding the lack of acknowledgement by the powers that be to be justified.I found this book a fascinating read. The narrator is also excellent.

    3 of 3 people found this review helpful
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    Rose 11/02/2016
    Rose 11/02/2016 Member Since 2016

    I write short stories and love reading. I can't stand poor grammar though. I like most types of books but I don't like erotica or romance.

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    "so this is real police work"

    A cracking good read. Nothing in it surprised me but then i didn't expect it to. It's not a book for the faint0hearted or for those who'd prefer to keep their heads buried in the sand. it pulls no punches at all but then doesn't attempt to justify anything that goes on. It simply points out the fact as the author sees them and leave us to judge for ourselves if he's telling the truth or not. I think he is telling the truth and that something should be done about it. I wouldn't do his job for anything in the world but I'm sure glad somebody takes the risk of losing his sanity to do it.

    The narator did a fairly good job of this book though some of the acdents are a mite inaccurate and it's hard to know what he's trying to sound like or who. That apart I'd recommend this book to anyone who just wants to see policing like it is and not listen to all the rubbish we're told in the press or by our politicians.

    Happy reading

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    book addict London 20/07/2015
    book addict London 20/07/2015 Member Since 2012
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    "Fascinating Insight"
    Would you listen to The Crime Factory again? Why?

    I couldn't stop listening to this, the stories he tells are as gritty and interesting as any good fiction but so insightful and shocking when you remind yourself it is real life. I know we are obviously only hearing it from his point of view but felt a great empathy with the writer by the end with everything he went through and found myself really hoping he is happy and successful now. Also, I absolutely loved the narration - it sounded so completely genuine and heartfelt I had to double check that the author wasn't reading it himself as was convinced it had to be him!


    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    Gil Ryan 23/02/2017
    Gil Ryan 23/02/2017
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    "Hooked from beginning to end"

    This book was fantastic - The strength, courage, honesty and wisdom of Officer A is truly inspiring. Brilliantly written and brilliantly told - I've possibly fallen in love with this narrator - Damien Lynch.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    g 11/02/2017
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    "unlistenable"

    the recording quality and playback are awful
    save your money. I couldn't even get through the first chapter

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    Amazon Customer 07/02/2017 Member Since 2016
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    "quite hard work"

    All in all it was an interesting story, but I really struggled to listen. the narratirs voice was rather irritating. and the author comes across as very bitter throughout. I feel I deserved a medal for perserverance.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    jimmy 22/01/2017
    jimmy 22/01/2017 Member Since 2016
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    "Bore factory"

    Was hoping for some good crime story's of how the case was cracked but unfortunately it was boring very stereo typical , found officer A very big headed , no real depth into any crimes ,that being said I enjoyed the last few hours a little more

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    graham 08/01/2017
    graham 08/01/2017 Member Since 2017
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    "Utterly underwhelming"
    Would you try another book written by Officer 'A' or narrated by Damian Lynch?

    I wouldn't go near another book by Officer A
    Just full of dreary old cliches that have been doing the rounds in Police circles for years


    What was most disappointing about Officer 'A'’s story?

    All of it


    How could the performance have been better?

    If it wasn't so predictable and tacky


    What reaction did this book spark in you? Anger, sadness, disappointment?

    Disappointment


    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    Simon Waterlooville, UK 29/10/2016
    Simon Waterlooville, UK 29/10/2016 Member Since 2017

    A man with a child in his ears - @shutterspin.

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    "A Call for Empathy"

    Even though this is just one man's true story I think it would prove very interesting to most readers of detective fiction. On the one hand the author is very keen to make points about real life being unlike detective fiction in the way that crimes are solved. On the other it is sadly clear that many of the fictional stereotypes are rooted in at least this ex-copper's reality.

    The crippling hours, the lack of empathy from senior management, the under-funding and of course the crippling effects of so-called progressive management techniques. Anyone who has worked in a big company knows that when you treat something that takes a variety of approaches and skills with the factory model you merely end up creating illusions of productivity and progress. Give a senior manager a simple set of numbers to look after and that's it, any hope of getting genuine leadership vanishes as the targets replace common sense and good priorities.

    The book itself is written simply and moves along at a good pace, it covers a number of years and not one but two countries. The differences between the Australian and UK police forces at the time are stark and fascinating. The narration by Damian Lynch is very sympathetic to the subject and strikes what feels likes an authentic tone including both the desperation and the dark humour which is spread through the book.

    I also think that anyone with strong feelings about our police force should read this, regardless of which direction those feelings take. Probably most would gain at least a little empathy with the rank and file officers though maybe not the institutions themselves. It is just one man's story of course and written after a bad experience with a couple of employers but it highlights the pressures and difficulties we put our public servants under.

    Maybe it could help engender a little more understanding all round.

    1 of 2 people found this review helpful

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