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Birthdays for the Dead | [Stuart MacBride]

Birthdays for the Dead

Five years ago his daughter, Rebecca, went missing on the eve of her 13th birthday. A year later the first card arrived: homemade, with a Polaroid picture stuck to the front - Rebecca, strapped to a chair, gagged and terrified. Every year another card: each one worse than the last. The tabloids call him The Birthday Boy. He's been snatching girls for 12 years, always in the run-up to their 13th birthday, sending the families his homemade cards showing their daughters being slowly tortured to death.
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Publisher's Summary

The gritty new standalone crime novel from the No. 1 best-selling author of Shatter the Bones and Dark Blood

Detective Constable Ash Henderson has a dark secret...

Five years ago his daughter, Rebecca, went missing on the eve of her 13th birthday. A year later the first card arrived: homemade, with a Polaroid picture stuck to the front - Rebecca, strapped to a chair, gagged and terrified. Every year another card: each one worse than the last. The tabloids call him The Birthday Boy. He's been snatching girls for 12 years, always in the run-up to their 13th birthday, sending the families his homemade cards showing their daughters being slowly tortured to death. But Ash hasn't told anyone about Rebecca's birthday cards - they all think she's just run away from home - because if anyone finds out, he'll be taken off the investigation. And he's sacrificed too much to give up before his daughter's killer gets what he deserves...

©2012 Stuart MacBride (P)2011 HarperCollins

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    Jill Roermond, Netherlands 18/01/2012
    Jill Roermond, Netherlands 18/01/2012 Member Since 2009

    I'm an avid reader and my choice of books is pretty eclectic. The heavier stuff I still read, but I love audible books for lighter stuff!

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    "Excellent!"

    Set in a fictional 'Oldcastle' with completely new characters this book is grisly, violent, and shocking; 'gritty' is an understatement - it is more like being carried along on an avalanche of boulder scree.... and I absolutely loved it. MacBride has created some great new characters, and I especially enjoyed Alice aka 'Dr McFruitloop', who is more than a little off-the-wall. Generously larded with MacBride's typical black Scottish humour to help alleviate some of the more revolting bits, I found this compulsive listening. What's more the plot is well-constructed, and though I wouldn't quite say believable (I would prefer perverts like the Birthday Boy to remain firmly in the domain of fiction!), I found myself guessing till the end.

    In my opinion MacBride set the bar high when he narrated some of his earlier books himself, so Ian Hanmore had a hard act to follow. He does a very good job - tackling quite a few different accents with aplomb, and was an excellent choice for the job. I really enoyed his narration.

    If you are familiar with MacBride's books then you know what to expect so no warnings needed. If you are new to this author then be warned that his books are like Marmite, you either love them or hate them. Not for those offended by strong language or violence, or have too many delicacies and a sense of humour failure - for others, highly recommended!

    10 of 10 people found this review helpful
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    Conphused 19/02/2012
    Conphused 19/02/2012 Member Since 2005
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    "Brutal but Compelling..."

    Having listened to a number of Logan McRae books, I decided to take a risk with this standalone novel. The protagonist (Ash Henderson) is markedly different from McRae - a far more visceral and gritty character. At one point he is described as a "Man of Violence", and this is particularly apt. Nevertheless, MacBride provides the reader with a brutal, yet gripping narrative in which we follow Henderson and his quirky psychologist sidekick as they search ever more frantically for the twisted "Birthday Boy". If you're a fan of MacBride and can endure the stark and unflinching descriptions of violence, you'll find this book a compelling and enjoyable read.

    3 of 3 people found this review helpful
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    Cheryl Kent, United Kingdom 03/02/2012
    Cheryl Kent, United Kingdom 03/02/2012
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    "Birthdays for the Dead - Stuart MacBride"

    If I was reading this book I wouldn't have put it down until I finished it. Totally gripping the whole way through, excellent. Narration was superb

    3 of 3 people found this review helpful
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    Gavin Dunbar, United Kingdom 09/03/2014
    Gavin Dunbar, United Kingdom 09/03/2014 Member Since 2012
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    "Interesting Story line but I found it a bit slow."

    Great hideous premise for a story and fantastically rich characters. I did find a cop keeping "his" secret in this hard to accept.
    The agony for the victims is unbearable and holds the tension brilliantly. This is then spoilt by the rather drawn out back story.
    Accepting that it is a great story and I still love the gritty writing of Stuart MacBride.

    2 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    Andy Richmond, United Kingdom 21/02/2014
    Andy Richmond, United Kingdom 21/02/2014 Member Since 2012
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    "I'm hooked"
    Where does Birthdays for the Dead rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?

    Its in my top 3. Loved the characters and thought the narrator was brilliant. So good ive now downloaded all of Mr McBrides books!


    Who was your favorite character and why?

    ash was great but the psychologist was extremely funny


    What about Ian Hanmore’s performance did you like?

    he was amazing. my favourite narrator from now on.


    Did you have an emotional reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

    both, gruesome and funny


    2 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    Crime Fiction Groupie High Wycombe, United Kingdom 08/07/2013
    Crime Fiction Groupie High Wycombe, United Kingdom 08/07/2013 Member Since 2010
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    "Gruesome but gripping"

    I was prepared not to enjoy this, as I love the Logan Macrae series set in my hometown of Aberdeen, and didn't want a break from that storyline. In some ways, this standalone was even more gruesome than the Logan books, and very depressing as Ash seemed to lurch from crisis to crisis. However I persevered and the characters really grew on me as the book progressed - wondering if we will see them again in another tale IF Stuart can come up with a plausible 'recovery' from the final events of this story.

    2 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    Deborah Nottingham, United Kingdom 13/04/2013
    Deborah Nottingham, United Kingdom 13/04/2013 Member Since 2012
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    "Dark stuff"

    I am a fan of MacBride and was expecting a dark, gritty, violent and blackly humorous tale. Birthdays For The Dead lived up to all my expectations. It was pacey and the characters interesting. The plot was full of twists and turns, though credibility was stretched at times. The narration was excellent. Overall, not a story for the faint hearted!

    2 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    mrs Nr Cirencester, United Kingdom 01/07/2012
    mrs Nr Cirencester, United Kingdom 01/07/2012 Member Since 2011

    I run a personal ironing service, I listen to lots of audio books

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    "great"

    This was a great book to listen to, kept me on the edge of my seat the characters are so real. great book

    2 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    Alison The Hague, Netherlands 22/06/2012
    Alison The Hague, Netherlands 22/06/2012
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    "Great story line"

    I really liked the story and yet felt it was very slow in telling, an excellent concept shame that it side tracked a little too much. Narration excellent. The gripping underlying theme was brilliant, have to say I fast forwarded through the to get to the good bits. Screen blocked now by advert for coupons !

    2 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    Simon Aberdare, United Kingdom 08/02/2012
    Simon Aberdare, United Kingdom 08/02/2012 Member Since 2008
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    "Violent"

    Read and enjoyed all the Logan McRae books and looked forward to listening to this. But to my mind it revelled in its violence to a distasteful degree. Sorry that Macbride has decided to join the ranks of the increasingly tired serial killer aficionados.

    That being said, well written, well read.

    3 of 4 people found this review helpful
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  • BSquared67
    Adelaide, Australia
    01/06/12
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    "For those who can stomach strong violence"
    Would you try another book from Stuart MacBride and/or Ian Hanmore?

    I would definitely listen to another book by this narrator but as for the author I'd be more picky. This book was very violent, gratuitously so in my opinion, and I didn't think much of the plotting or the main character. I'm prepared to give the author another go because there are hints of writing that I do like (particularly the humour) but I'm wary of more of the same.


    What about Ian Hanmore???s performance did you like?

    The changes in voices for the different characters were subtle but noticeable enough to make the book easy to follow. I do like a Scottish accent too.


    What reaction did this book spark in you? Anger, sadness, disappointment?

    Revulsion mostly. I've had my fill of serial killer books featuring tortured souls on disgusting quests that require the mutilation of innocent people - being a crime fiction fan I've come across a lot of these but am well and truly done with this particular sub genre. I've also had it with excessively violent blokes using their fists to solve every problem they come across.


    Any additional comments?

    This book was not for me but I don't think it's badly written. It just takes readers down a path I have trodden too often before.

    6 of 6 people found this review helpful
  • Anne
    Modesto, California, United States
    04/01/14
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    "Birthdays for the Dead"

    I want a t-shirt that says "I survived listening to Birthdays for the Dead." It was very good, but, yikes, it was difficult listening on occasion.

    3 of 3 people found this review helpful
  • Julie Jones
    New Orleans, LA USA
    05/09/12
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    "Tedious violence"

    This piece is generally entertaining--especially the police profiler--and very well read, but the repeated and prolonged descriptions of physical assaults became tedious.

    3 of 3 people found this review helpful
  • C. D. Mitchell
    Kansas City, MO USA
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    "Fantastic!"

    Exciting! Impossible to put down! Stuart MacBride (whom I've never read before) is at the top with other European crime authors. The narration is also fine. You'll not be disappointed!

    5 of 6 people found this review helpful
  • Alysha
    Clovis, CA, United States
    25/03/14
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    "Violent and Tedious"

    I don't normally write reviews, but this book was such a frustrating slog I had to warn people. The story is horrifically violent but what I really couldn't stand was that there was no actual detective work. Just a main character out of control hurling from one stupid decision to another with no one actually following clues, or gathering evidence or doing anything that even resembles police work. The "profiler" is a throw away character and adds nothing to the story or the solving of the crime. The ending is unbearably sad and the whole book is just scene after scene of pointless violence, most of which doesn't even move the story forward. Ian Hanmore is, as always, great. I haven't read any other books by this author and I don't know if I will bother with any others.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
  • Galadriel
    02/09/13
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    "Happy to hear that Ash will be back"
    Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

    Yes, but to those who have a strong stomach. Jo Nesbo fans maybe. Terrific suspense, great storytelling with a dose of dark humor.


    Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

    Yeah, it was just about impossible to put down.


    Any additional comments?

    Terrific reader. The lead character is the kind of flawed anti-hero I like to read about. Really wanted to hear what happened to him next, and to his profiler. Was very pleased when I checked the author's website to see that another Ash Henderson novel will be out in January. Yeah, the book was pretty violent, but no worse than Val MacDermid or Jo Nesbo or others I could name. And this was more entertaining than most.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
  • mrseagull
    Nottingham
    23/06/12
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    "Excellently written book"
    If you could sum up Birthdays for the Dead in three words, what would they be?

    There's something (brilliant) about the style of this story telling.


    What was one of the most memorable moments of Birthdays for the Dead?

    I liked those parts where he made me laugh loudly. And those were many. I promise you will like the psychologist Alice McDonnald helping to solve the case. She was soooooo weird but in such a cute way you could not resist liking her. After many situations where she was portrayed like a total nut they visited retired Henry Anderson another psychologist another individual in his cabin. She again did not miss a chance to prove she is a total case which made Henry raise his eyebrow and say "Ain't she delightfully quirky?". Then later several chapters when chasing the suspect and facing a dangerous situation Ash (the main character) stressed her no to do something reckless and she said "I'm delightfully quirky not stupid!".


    What does Ian Hanmore bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

    I wont be able to read it with Scottish accent. It was great to listen that one for a change. He gave the characters life and spark which I would not be able based on my experience. It requires certain theatrical skills and craft to sustain the personality of a character by speaking their parts. He was incredibly coherent through out the book.


    Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?

    Yes there was. But I cant write about it without revealing the story.


    Any additional comments?

    If you are afraid that you will be faced by long and cruel descriptions of harming innocent girls than this will not happen. You have to be however a bit stronger to accept certain parts but for most part of the book you will be following investigation. There will be a certain amount of disturbing moments so be prepared. I was a little bit worried after reading some previous reviews that my stomach may not digest this book but it was not that bad. Probably it depends on what've you read before what films you've watched and what violence you've seen before so for a moderate crime reader this should be all right. To be honest I was much more disturbed by watching film Seven with Brad Pitt. I am not giving 5 stars to this book because I will give 5 only to few books which made a really long lasting and influential impression on me. One of those books which are 5 for me are Stieg Larsson's - Girl with a Dragoon Tattoo and Godfather by Mario Puzzo.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
  • Leah Verre
    Seattle, WA
    11/07/14
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    "Fabulous performance - horrible ending!"
    This book wasn’t for you, but who do you think might enjoy it more?

    Someone who hates the main character.


    What could Stuart MacBride have done to make this a more enjoyable book for you?

    If MacBride didn't so obviously detest the main character of his own book, he might have provided an ending that wasn't so freakin depressing.


    Which character – as performed by Ian Hanmore – was your favorite?

    All of them. Ian Hanmore is amazing.


    If you could play editor, what scene or scenes would you have cut from Birthdays for the Dead?

    The entire ending?


    Any additional comments?

    I love Stuart MacBride. I appreciate his dark sense of humor. I like the way he tells stories and builds his characters. I like his characters so much, in fact, that the ending of this book really surprised me in a bad way. Was MacBride just in the mood to destroy something when he wrote this book? He seems to dislike the main character. A lot.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • richard/sharon
    great falls, va, United States
    16/10/13
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    "Good Story. Asks too much of the reader."

    I read almost everything. I really enjoy MacBride's Logan McRae books. I love the gritty local color of the Scottish police department in Aberdeen. I thought this was another Logan book and I enjoyed the character Ash- Although I can't condone his ask-questions-later style and it's not really working for him in this his first book. With all the positives of this novel, I remain unhappy but I respect the writer's skill.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • Duncan
    Strathmore, Australia
    04/01/13
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    "An enthralling book"
    If you could sum up Birthdays for the Dead in three words, what would they be?

    Best of MacBride


    Who was your favorite character and why?

    Ash Henderson as he was tough and uncompromising however he also was vulnerable


    Which character – as performed by Ian Hanmore – was your favorite?

    Ash Henderson


    If you were to make a film of this book, what would be the tag line be?

    Cold blooded killer operating in the cold of Scotland


    Any additional comments?

    Very well read - I was thoroughly entertained

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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