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I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue

By: Barrie Cryer,Graeme Garden
Narrated by: Barrie Cryer,Graeme Garden
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Summary

Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden star as Hamish and Dougal, the two Scotsmen made internationally quite well known from their appearances on I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue; with Alison Steadman as Mrs Naughtie, their cleaning lady cum housekeeper, and Jeremy Hardy as the local Laird.

Gambling Fever sees Hamish becoming addicted to gambling after winning a Sporran Cosy in the Glen MacLottery, while in There's Something About Mrs Naughtie, the lady comes into an inheritance and attracts the advances of Hamish, Dougal and the Laird. In The Subsidence Adventure, Hamish & Dougal advertise as 'builders to the gentry', while in Inverurie Jones and the Thimble of Doom, a treasure hunter plunders the local museum. Look Who's Stalking finds Hamish and Dougal employed as ghillies to the Laird's stalking party, and Porridge Votes sees the Laird standing in the local by-election - with Hamish and Dougal running against him.

These six hilarious episodes are topped and tailed by two festive specials, in which the duo celebrates Hogmanay and Burns Night in their own inimitable ways.

©2009 BBC Studios Distribution Ltd (P)2009 BBC Studios Distribution Ltd

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Wonderfully funny

Double entendres all the way. I love this show. Mrs naughtie can pop round when ever she fancies. Bless her

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Brilliant

First heard Hamish and Dougal on BBC's IPlayer and had to get more.
This collection is just ball bouncingly hilarious.

Sons of my fellow Scots seems to think this is somehow a mockery... It's isn't. Just get over yourselves and have a good laugh!

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Clueless Fun

If you are familiar with Hamish and Dougal this silliness will cheer and delight. It is an alternative world to inhabit.

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Jings!

Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

I would recommend this download to anyone who loves comedy. It's brilliant!

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I love everything about this CD download. I just wish Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden would write and perform more like this.

What about Barrie Cryer and Graeme Garden ’s performance did you like?

Everything. They're so funny.

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Yes. And I did.

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More of the same please!!!

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pure comedy

just pure genius comedy.... tears running forever with laughter! brightens up your day with such wonderful scripts.

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Hidden Gems

These sketches have to be some of the funniest I have had the pleasure to listen to. Its innuendo all the way without a swear word in site. So funny

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laugh a minute

timing, delivery and script superb. Garden and Dryer are on top form and will supported.

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