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The Falcon's Malteser Audiobook

The Falcon's Malteser: Diamond Brothers, Book 1

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When the vertically challenged Johnny Naples entrusts Tim Diamond with a package worth over three million pounds, he's making a big mistake. Tim Diamond is the worst detective in the world. Next day, Johnny's dead, Tim feels the heat, and his smart younger brother, Nick, gets the package - and every crook in town on his back!

©1986, 1995 Anthony Horowitz; (P)2014 Audible, Inc.

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"Nonstop action and clever, deadpan humor." (Booklist)

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    "Brilliant!"

    A really enjoyable book as both of the kids were enthralled by it (8 yrs +11 yrs) because of the humour, adventure and how everything went wrong for the two brothers. Kept you guessing throughout as to the importance of the maltesers. Some great bad guy characters such as the Fat Man. Great story for the whole family!

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    Jayne Birmingham, United Kingdom 25/09/2011
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    "great for 8s"

    A great introduction to crime/thriller for my 8 year old son, he loved it, and hubby and myself found it hugely entertaining and very funny, kept us laughing and listening

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    "Exciting Stuff!"

    Another excellent story from Anthhony Horowitz. Suitable for tweens particularily boys.
    My 12 year old loves this series.

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    I enjoyed this book because it was full
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