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  • Never Say Genius

  • The Genius Files, Book 2
  • By: Dan Gutman
  • Narrated by: Michael Goldstrom
  • Length: 5 hrs and 27 mins
  • 4.8 out of 5 stars (85 ratings)
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Never Say Genius

By: Dan Gutman
Narrated by: Michael Goldstrom
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Summary

Thrills, spills, and cheating death are just part of an average day on a not-so-average summer vacation for these two smarty-pants siblings. Coke and Pepsi McDonald are still stuck on the wacky family road trip that began in Mission Unstoppable, and now a brand-new evil mastermind is trying to kill them!

Coke and Pepsi McDonald never asked to be geniuses. They never asked to get lowered into a basket of boiling french fries, either. And they certainly never asked to be frozen in soft-serve ice cream, stampeded in a wild stadium riot, or kidnapped on a high-speed roller coaster. But that's what happens when a red-haired villain named Archie Clone is chasing you across America. This just might be the most dangerous road trip in history - and the most awesome!

Want to join in the fun? Fire up the old Google Maps and follow the McDonald twins as they get chased from the National Mustard Museum to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. And whatever you do - never say genius.

©2012 Dan Gutman (P)2013 Blackstone Audiobooks

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I am so excited for the next 📕

PLEASE 🙏 read it you will love ❤️ it like I did READ IT NOW (please)
Come on read it

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Who is the genius

This book is a great way of eating time it is filled with expressions and a bit scary this is really a 7-10 year old book but you know they turn out ok because there is still a load more books. Make sure you read or listen to number 1 first or its confusing. ENJOY THE ADVENTURE

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The best spy book for 9 to 12 yrs

I need to put something here lol e e e e e

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Perfect

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God of all thing's great and small

God help them with their trip and keep them alive and safe for evermore

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never read it

so i am just giving itva 5
lollollo lol lol lol lol lol lol lol the lol is for cause i had to rate

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Josh thinks that it’s a very good story because it is very exiting

I like every single thing about the story
And it was a very good story because it was exiting cliffhanging

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The old ladies

I hate those ladies the are so dumb and stupid they believed Archie clone and let them leave but still good book I loved it

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Absolutely wonderful

I love it and is bril book for children and teens although it is more aimed at a younger audience it’s very good to eat time up

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Omg really WoW

I really liked it when they are on the road it just gives me a calm vibe and all of the sudden stumbles with death are so dramatic

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