Humorous and entertaining, this book exposes the folly and hypocrisy of Wall Street. The title refers to a story about a visitor to New York who admired the yachts of the bankers and brokers. Naively, he asked where all the customers' yachts were? Of course, none of the customers could afford yachts, even though they dutifully followed the advice of their bankers and brokers. Full of wise contrarian advice and offering a true look at the world of investing, in which brokers get rich while their customers go broke, this book continues to open the eyes of investors to the reality of Wall Street.
©1940, 1955, 1995, 2006 Fred Schwed, Jr. Foreword © 1995 by John Wiley & Sons, Inc. Introduction © 2006 by Jason Zweig (P)2012 Audible, Inc.
"Once I picked it up I did not put it down until I finished.... What Schwed has done is capture fully - in deceptively clean language - the lunacy at the heart of the investment business." (From the Foreword by Michael Lewis, best-selling author of Liar's Poker)
"[O]ne of the funniest books ever written about Wall Street." (Jane Bryant Quinn, The Washington Post)
"How great to have a reissue of a hilarious classic that proves the more things change the more they stay the same. Only the names have been changed to protect the innocent." (Michael Bloomberg)
Fanatically passionate about self-improvement and never ending self- education
I need to agree entirely with the author. People never change. Especially working in this area described in this fantastic book. Thank you.
I am amazed at the accuracy of how brokers talk to clients and how little has changed in 80 years!
Very good insight to know that if you invest with discipline you will be successful and you don't 'need' a broker and you CAN do it on your own. Great read for a novice like me!
Funny and informative book. If you want investing book, this one is for you. Look at the mirror afterwards and see how you are loosing just like that.
"Fun and Informative "
This is a light-hearted, informative book about financial markets and investment. It provides timeless insight into behavioral finance. Get ready to smile!
"still relevant; exceeded my expectations"
This is a pithy little gem! I found it amusing, but my 11 year old listened to a portion of this book with me and picked up some of the humor too.
"Funny, Irreverant, and Timeless"
Has the ring of truth. Definitely a good investment. Worth it's weight in silver, if not gold at today's prices.
"Funny and Excellent style, but not that usefull..."
Yes, but i would had read a more usefull book as the most important thing by Howard Marks
A excellent read for those seeking fun and laughs, a good overall book
Time less concepts and very funny. They always say the more cynical you are the smarter you probably are
Very informational, yet entertaining. Before you go and lose money speculating in the market, please listen to this audio book.
From the story to the performance... Fantastic!
It's unbelievable that this book was written so long ago and yet still resonates today.
"Not clever enough"
This is a very short read and sounded like a clever twist on a subject that I have an interest in. Nevertheless, I made it through about two-thirds of the book, and decided it wasn't worth investing more time in it. I suggest you spend your credits elsewhere.
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