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  • By: Luisa Omielan
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  • Length: 7 hrs and 10 mins
  • 4.5 out of 5 stars (307 ratings)
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What Would Beyoncé Do?!

By: Luisa Omielan
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Summary

You know when you find yourself approaching 30 and your dreams are broken? You've got a temping career going nowhere and a student debt that's mounting, and you've just had to move back into your mum's house.

Then, to top it all off, you get absolutely annihilated with heartbreak because of an ex who is just 'not ready' but then manages to be ready, a week later, with someone else. And it is here, at your lowest point, that one of your best friends decides to remind you that you are the same age as Beyoncé. FML.

Luisa Omielan is a stand-up comedian who turned her life around after she answered the mantra every person needs in their life: What Would Beyoncé Do?!

Hilariously funny, wonderfully uplifting and brutally honest, Luisa's memoir shows us all that there is no situation in which Bey can't save the day.

©2016 Luisa Omielan (P)2016 Random House Audiobooks

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So great. Can't recommend enough

She is so so great. This isn't just for women, or anyone that like biographies. This is a book for anyone that appreciates comedy that is true, the kind that makes you cringe, laugh and nod your head way too enthusiastically on the commute. Brilliant. Thank you Luisa.

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Energetic and inspiring

I absolutely loved this book. Luisa is funny and hugely inspiring. If you have ever struggled, or are struggling in any way, read this book for a brilliant boost of energy.

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Blooming ace.

Fabulous, a brilliant guide through the comedy world articulate and heart breaking however very amusing and I just admire this lady massively. She's ace.

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Best audio book

This is an audiobook that knows it's an audio book. It shows the comedian at her finest. Cause if this I'm now a fan and want to see her show!!

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amazing

loved it so inspiring and well done. Beyonce should be asking what would Luisa do x

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Didn't want the book to end!!

Thank you publisher lady for stalking Luisa and convincing her to write a book. But dont stop now, do it again!

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laughed out loud on the train

this is an amazing, empowering, howl out loud, cry your eyes out, incredible book. must read and then watch her show. I love you luisa. you have helped me through so much you will never know xxxxx

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For Fans of Omielan!

I've watched Luisa Omielan live several times and just really love and enjoy her stories. This isn't your typical audiobook, it's very much in her style of comedy (which I think is great!) She does go a hundred miles an hour so it's like listening to a chatty friend word vomit her life story (in a good way). Can't wait for her to release a new show and potentially new audiobook with it!

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Just Brilliant

Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

Yes it is fabulous. Hilarious,sassy, raw and so honest a real test to listen to.

Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?

The relationship between Luisa and her father and also Klaus.

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Luisa is intelligent and talented and says it how it is. Her observations are so spot on and I love her sense of humour. Luisa's observations about body image amongst other topics are so refreshing to hear. One of the best I've listened to so far, Luisa you are a legend!

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What !!!!

Well, I lost few hours of my life listening this. No story. Awful voice. If I was American I would ask for a refund. AWFUL

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