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Sh-t My Dad Says
- Narrated by: Sean Schemmel
- Length: 3 hrs and 7 mins
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Summary
The worldwide Twitter sensation: a brilliant new comic voice, and a 100% real father-son relationship that makes Steptoe and Son look healthy....
'At 28 years old, I found myself living at home, with my 73-year-old father. As a child, my father never minced words, and when I screwed up, he had a way of cutting right through the bullshit and pointing out exactly why I was being an idiot. When I moved back in I was still, for the most part, an idiot. But this time, I was smart enough to write down all the things he said to me….'
Meet Justin Halpern and his dad. Almost one million people follow Mr Halpern’s philosophical musings every day on Twitter, and in this book, his son weaves a brilliantly funny, touching coming-of-age memoir around the best of his sayings. What emerges is a chaotic, hilarious, true portrait of a father and son relationship from a major new comic voice. As Justin says at one point, his dad is ‘like Socrates, but angrier, and with worse hair’; and 'this is the sort of shit he says':
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- Lucy Ralph
- 26-04-18
Just as great the 5th time around
This is the sort of book that’s even better in audio format. Such a great performance.
I’ve read and listened to SMDS 5 times and I still laugh out loud.
Best father ever.
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- Tim Jones
- 16-10-21
Rather just read the Twitter account.
The padding of some sort of memoir around these pretty ever grams is a complete waste of money. Can I have my purchase price of the book back please?
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- J
- 16-07-19
2019 Review- 5*
Very funny in parts. Well worth listening to. Quite sweary, but in a funny way. Definitely wouldn't have it on out loud if younger ones are about.
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- Natalie Collis
- 29-03-19
Brilliant
This audible book was Absolutely brilliant!!! So good, I’m going to listen to it again!! God damn it!
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- Robbie McBride
- 13-11-18
Not long enough
Great from beginning to end, lovely style and really engaging narration. It's just a shame his dad didn't say even more shit.
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- Phillippa Spong
- 11-08-18
Brilliant
Hilarious, such an enjoyable thing to listen to. Many giggles, and many chuckles were shared throughout this audible. Would Recommend.
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- Steven
- 24-04-18
funny and honest!!
listend to in one go. I'm sure most will relate to at least some of this book. Maybe not as colourful, but with moments of laugh out loud and moments to cringe!!
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- Zackr
- 01-01-18
I must say, his dad is the best
It felt amazing to read this book. You can pick so many lessons from this book and at the same time, have a lot of laughs.
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- JK
- 26-10-16
Brilliant.
I listened to this book in one go and I think I'll do it again. The book was read well by Schemmel, the impression of his dad was funny but it's obviously what his dad says that made me laugh the most, especially about him finding the porn tape and why he was taking a girl to Vegas.
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- Nicci H.
- 14-05-15
Love this - listened twice
Fabulous story, well read by the narrator, listened to it twice now. well done !
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