Here's Tucker Max's third and final book in his series of stories about his drunken debauchery and ridiculous antics. What began as a simple sentence on an obscure website, "My name is Tucker Max, and I am an asshole," and developed into two infamously genre-defining books, I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell and Assholes Finish First, ends here. But as you should expect from Tucker by now, he is going out with a bang - literally and figuratively.
In this book, you'll learn:
He's still Tucker Max, and - for one more book - he's still an asshole.
©2012 Tucker Max (P)2012 Tucker Max
After listening to a long 40+ hour epic book, I decided that I should take in something for some light hearted relief. As the title suggests this one proclaims itself as hilarious and I thought therefore a perfect choice.
Well, hilarious it is not. The story is supposedly all true and based on the real life adventures of a young American guy, Tucker Max.
Narrated by the man himself, (very nasally, I may add) he seems all too proud with his antics, and all too eager to advise the listener just where that listener has been going wrong all these years when it comes to the opposite sex.
He's slept with practically the entire population of women in America just by telling the truth.... Simple, eh? He further implies that if you're an obnoxious gimp, you don't have to be nice when chatting up an American Girl, just rude. She'll fall at your feet...
Maybe the book didn't travel we'll over the water, but if the good people of the US, truly find these immature diary reading hilarious, which I doubt, they need some of our classic comedy over there.
An example of one story is, told through his nostrils, about the time he started being intimate with a girl only to find a used contraceptive already there. He scoffs a lot and goes on to tell the listener about the ensuing "hilarious" events. We'll Mr Max I can give you some advice here, if that is really the type of girls you're picking up, is it no wonder you've been with so many!
In Summary **yawn**
Yes. Unless I want to use them as an education for my daughters about how some men think so they will know to RUN.
He wrote it. No. He lived it.
It's EXTREMELY difficult to offend me. I made it 20 minutes into this. Wasted time. Wasted money. I'm very sorry he didn't get an apology from the girl in whom he found a used condom. I'm very sorry I didn't read the reviews. I just couldn't imagine... Silly me.
"More of the same, which is pretty d@mn funny"
The author narrates, and his satisfaction with his own handy-work comes through in the audio format.
I love the story about him getting a huge sound system in a new car and immediately driving off to find a cop to get a noise violation.
The stories about just getting wasted and annoying people were a little boring.
The book is a collection of funny stories. Everyone likes to tell their funny stories, and I think in audio format you get more of the feel of hanging out with a friend and telling hilarious story than just reading them.
If you are familiar with this genre, you won't be amazed, but not disappointed either.
"Well, it is the end."
That he is telling his own stories.
I'm really glad Tucker Max isn't going to stop writing but I'm really glad he is going to stop writing satire. This book wasn't as funny as the other 2 but I'm not sorry that I read it. Still funny, still kinda believable or not. I don't care if the stories are real or not, he is funny.
This should come with instructions; MUST BE DRUNK BEFORE LISTENING TO. I made it to the third story before quitting and not once had I even smiled.
If there was a story to tell rather than a boring college wanker massaging his ego and dribbling on about what an all knowing stud he thinks himself to be, it might have crept up to a 3 star rating
Anything that is not directed at morons
If he hadn't bothered wasting my time by putting up with this crap
The lot. A complete waste of time.
"I hope they serve beer in hell" was very funny in places. Tucker Max should have quit while he was ahead.
"The perfect book for fans of "Jackass, the Movie"."
Frat boys, date rapists, etc.
Thankfully, he did not use the girls/women's real names, so, they were easy to follow by their nicknames.
It made me feel good about my own deficiencies.
"I like Tucker Max because his stories are NOT for everyone & his books stop me from killing myself"
All you people, wait I should say WOMEN need to understand that these books are not your romantic novels or kid friendly stuff they are vulgar true stories that he uses as therapy for an inner problem he has. So you need to lay off of him & learn to laugh because I sure do at his stuff. Tucker Max for President!!!
How has this jerk off not gotten his A $$ kicked multiple times? I would have knocked his teeth down his throat, had we ever met! If you can over look the fact that half of these stories sound like a bunch of bull $hit, they are still pretty funny and entertaining.
Tatted and pierced avid book reader
I am a huge fan of the "Fratire" style of writing. Everyone has funny stories and Tucker made it a legitimate style writing. Hopefully others will pick up the torch!!
Worth the listen! better performance than past audio books. I have followed his career and have never been disappointed.
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