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Bend It Like Bullard Audiobook

Bend It Like Bullard

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Publisher's Summary

A rip-roaring, life-enhancing, hilarious memoir from a football cult hero

Jimmy Bullard may not have had the perfect hair-do, his Granada Ghia may not have been the flashiest of cars, and he definitely didn't have a string of Page 3 girls trying to sell kiss and tell stories about him to the tabloids. But what he has in spades is a genuine love for The Beautiful Game that few of his peers can match.

One of the last graduates from football's old school, Jimmy actually worked in the real world - including as a painter and decorator - before turning pro. Maybe that's why he played football with a smile on his face, always says what's on his mind, and is no stranger to a spot of mischief.

Having played under the likes of Barry Fry, Harry Redknapp, and Phil Brown, appeared alongside names as diverse as Neil Ruddock and Paolo di Canio, and as long as Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink, Jimmy has racked up an amazing collection of tales and pranks both on and off the football front-line. Told with candour, Bend It Like Bullard is the extraordinary story of his journey from cable TV fitter to cult hero. It will make you smile, chuckle and, occasionally, ROFL.

©2014 Jimmy Bullard (P)2014 Headline Digital

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    James 25/09/2016
    James 25/09/2016 Member Since 2015
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    "Very well read"

    Loved it. Great book and really well read. The narrator gets right into the cockney lingo

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    Paul 03/08/2016
    Paul 03/08/2016 Member Since 2015
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    "a right good un!"

    enjoyed the story, but worst irish accent ever!! The Roy Keane accent in particular! it was closer to homer Simpson saying 'potato man'.

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    ben 16/07/2016
    ben 16/07/2016 Member Since 2016
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    "1 to listen to!"

    very entertaining. did not want the book to end.
    what a football he was after all the madness.

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    Alec Lumb 04/10/2015
    Alec Lumb 04/10/2015 Member Since 2013

    Ex-sailor who is finding audible a good way to read books. I listen in the car and, often, cannot wait to drive somewhere !!

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    "Great footballer - not sure he is my cup of tea"
    Would you recommend this book to a friend? Why or why not?

    I love football. I like the way that Jimmy tells his stories - I am just not sure I would be one of his mates ... nor he mine.


    What was your reaction to the ending? (No spoilers please!)

    This was pre 'I am a Celebrity' and it is a great shame that he finished in the game so early.


    Which scene did you most enjoy?

    I liked the time he spent at West Ham in his formative years. He had a frustrating time initially and it gave a good insight into the way a young lad might be dealt with after joining a club and if they don't get into the team immediately.


    Was Bend It Like Bullard worth the listening time?

    There was enough to keep me going - I enjoyed parts of this book. I was left wondering if I would like Jimmy himself and, if anything, I thought the book was a little short - I would have liked to have heard about 'I am a Celebrity'


    Any additional comments?

    Some of the less than positive points I make may be more associated to the narrator rather than Jimmy himself. If that is the case then I eat my words - this is a tough one to judge.

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    amanda hodges 24/07/2015
    amanda hodges 24/07/2015
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    "Loved this book, made me laugh out loud 😂"

    Great book!!
    Made me laugh out loud 😂😂
    Jimmy is a nice crazy bloke, one of us 😊
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    Mr 20/07/2015
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    "Good stories, shame Jimmy doesn't narrate it"
    If you could sum up Bend It Like Bullard in three words, what would they be?

    Honest, nutty and insightful


    Who was your favorite character and why?

    There's only one Jimmy Bullard! That said, David Bentley comes across as another total nutter


    What three words best describe David John’s voice?

    Unfortunately not Jimmy's


    If you made a film of this book, what would be the tag line be?

    To Hull and back through football & injuries


    Any additional comments?

    An enjoyable book but would have been far better if read by Jimmy with his enthusiasm.

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    Mr 02/04/2015
    Mr 02/04/2015 Member Since 2015
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    "Real"


    Really authentic and inciteful hilarious and well read. One of footballs true characters
    The don't make them like that anymore

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    Mark 15/02/2015
    Mark 15/02/2015
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    "Tales of a Naughty Schoolboy "

    I liked Jimmy as a footballer and this was a half decent insight into his life and career. The time spent dwelling on dressing room pranks and some of the toilet trick humour becomes tiresome and frankly quite boring and repetitive after a while. It's the stuff of the school playground, most of it not even funny and Gazza puts such goings on across a lot better in his book. That said I knew what I was getting into.
    The narrator is like a Mr Angry from Eastenders and just too hard on the ears after the first chapter or two. I dreaded pushing play but it had to be done.

    I love football and have always liked Jimmy and his non-league to Prem story. Like him I think the game has become too serious and lacks characters but he doesn't spend enough time on this aspect of the book. In fact there's a few paragraphs and that's it.

    He could have been better assisted in the telling of his story and definitely have found someone in the Queen Vic with a less intense delivery to narrate. A Ray Winston rather than Danny Dyer style delivery perhaps.
    To sum it up, less schoolboy humour, more football and the business of football would have worked better for me.

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    Donna 14/02/2015
    Donna 14/02/2015
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    "Classic"

    Great stories from the man Jimmy Bullard . The people's footballer , wisecracking joker brings the world of football alittle closer to us

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    Jack 03/01/2015
    Jack 03/01/2015 Member Since 2012
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    "Quality Listen."

    Made easy listening to and from work and I've listened to it a couple of times, each time picking up and remembering another hilarious story from Jimmy's career. Would recommend to anyone.

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